Yes, yes you may.
I'll get the left cheek, you get the right! >:o

Well that escalated quickly..

Ill bring my rope chains and car too!!! :D

I Agree all the way

o.o

There is a line..

and you two have crossed it. xD

i dont even know what the first 2 mean. im that old.

I'm sure you're not that old. You only seem like 20 or so. Swag means like..'style' and the way one presents themself, I guess-mostly used by twelve year old boys. And yolo is an acronym for "you only live once", mostly used by adolescent girls to justify their indecent behavior. They're both overused and quite annoying.
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Translation?

thanks lol. im 32. so the definitons were appreciated. hard to keep up with each gens trendy vocab. in my day swag was fly or tight and we didn't try to justify awful behavior with cute acronyms. ^_^

psh you just be all haters, jelly of dis swag.

sorry I had to. I was threatened with shovels...

#YOLO

32? o.o

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Prepare to get shovel smacked, lady. >:D

I'll use my awesome karate skill and sword.

go ahead and hit me then. i got haters cause i got swag. and whoo yolo and sh!t.
#yolo #swag #haters
swaaaaagggggg...

YODO Bag Craters.

Ah, adolecents(or however you spell it XD) these days... and yes, I think some of these guys ^^^ crossed a line XD But I agree!

*adolescents :3

Also, just asking, who's your favorite band? Mine is between Maroon 5 and Linkin Park :3 Tell me yours if you want! Well if you have any...XD

Omg @sunkenships your so funny, what an incredibly original joke. I envy your creativity.

Zacattack, I used to listen to both of them:3 My favorite band is coheed and cambria.

Hmm...never heard of em'. I gotta look that up soon :D