IKR?! I drew chibi Raph in honor of the greatest turtle EVAH >3<

I saw it, it's really cute!

Thanks! ^^

NO. HES MY HUSBAND!

will u add me my fc is:
four 8 nine six 7 five nine 8 two 7 three

You think my brother is se.xy?

the purple guy is best XD i thint thats don

hes nether of your guyses man hes mine

@bluebow_ ok so basically haerin broke up with me BECAUSE OF A CRUSH FRIEND TREND

@-eixxil I figured you guys broke up
but WHAT?? explain?

@bluebow_ reall6 jst look at my crush comment friend like post
like its so stupid ans it makes me so mad

@-eixxil what the hell
bro she gets mad over the dumbest stuff istg
I mean ig you maybe shouldn't have posted that since u were in a relationship, but she was being overdramatic

@bluebow_ tbh ive seen like millions of ppl on here even post "can i have a lover" if their partner is offline for a DAY. and she's never on, but im not ever complaining, shes lucky im NOT that type of weirdo
and that was jst a trend i did bc i was bored, i specifically said i would like anyone back bc i was taken

@-eixxil yeah true
tbh I think it was for the best, she neglected you and put her bsf over you MANY times. you deserve better than that

wouldnt*
@bluebow_ it makes me mad brah

@-eixxil yeah I understand

@bluebow_ whatever tho ill find someone better :joy: maybe even date that des person thzt likx me (not really im jstmad)
sigh

@-eixxil wait des? I think Ik them bt what's their user?

*but

@bluebow_ its -des-, and their main is like -_tylers-vault_- or smty like that

@-eixxil ohh ok yeah I remember them

@bluebow_ yeah i only talk to them on pin now tho bc they quit colors

@-eixxil oh ok

@bluebow_ anyways im s mad bc i was jst doing a tred and she CRASHES OUT
and then i did a ship PLTONIC collab w my friend @/infirmary and hae just tags jax and jax starts calling me fat and a liar??

@-eixxil eww wth

@bluebow_ literally. like bro me breaking up w her was for the best :joy: i can find someone sm better
i KNEW that the relationship would end badly

@-eixxil yeah I agree tbh,,

@bluebow_ and she grts mad at me for jokingly flirting with my friends and then herseld tells jax that she wants to scissor her like bro

@-eixxil EXACTLY like holy hypocrite...

@bluebow_ anyways how are you

@-eixxil I'm ok
wbu?

@bluebow_ amazing ok

@-eixxil good :)
bro I have my 1st day of the school year tomorrow :broken_heart:

@bluebow_ wow <//3 i have m first day on th 27th or 28th

dude i love australians :heart:

and asians

@-eixxil luckyyy :disappointed: and real :pray:

@bluebow_ dude the wifi in my new place is AWFUL like for good wifi i need to go downstairs but my room is upstairs

@-eixxil oh that sucks :broken_heart:

@bluebow_ im going to marry benoftheweek i need him so bad
have you SEEN his abs like :heart_eyes_cat:
hes canadian by hte way...dude i love the way he says sorry MMHMMMHMMG
"soory" MARRRY ME

@-eixxil ok simp!

but I DO love abs heheh :drooling_face:

@bluebow_ even the straightest man ever loves abs :heart:
i have a random questiom....

@-eixxil heh... straight like ME ofc...

and yeah?

load

@bluebow_ how big do you think it is....bens......

@-eixxil GIRL... (I knew ts would be a weird question :pensive:)

@bluebow_ IM CURIOUS OK. and he doesnt have an onlyfans <//3

@-eixxil OK GOONER...

@bluebow_ YOU CANT CAL ME THAT BECZUSE I HAVENT GOONED IN LIKE 2 DAYS... unlike YOU...you probably goon every hour like its some kind of ROUTINE....

@-eixxil UM NO I DON'T?? :rolling_eyes:

@bluebow_ YES YOU DO.....
anyways..
one time bangchan was on a live and somene commented "how big is your c0ck" :sob:
bangchan LITERALLY WS LIKE "oh i havent measured it yet,,, uh, but frm the last time i checked, above average?" and im like OK GIMME SOME OF THAT :drooling_face:

@-eixxil NUH-UH

WHY WOULD SOMEONE ASK THAT :broken_heart:

@bluebow_ IDK BUT IM GLD THEY DID BC NOW IK WHAT TO EXPECT HEH.....

gimme some bangchan please ill be good .... :heart:

@-eixxil OK YOU FREAKBOB...

@-eixxil CRYING

@bluebow_ there was also a video of him going
"hello stays :) who are....also...my.....babygirls..,,, uh, if you are my babygirls, that would mean im your.........daadddyy? UH moving on"
yes yer my daddy :heart:
also there was a video of the members doing smth w their hands idk, but felix and han were doing in like....a stroking motion....and then they like MOANED and pulled like faces like that and im like
felix
i will
do
anything
fir
you to
make that
face in front
of me :heart:

@-eixxil HELPPP :sob:

@bluebow_ ans he bithis lip too BRO I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEAR T ATTACK i need him
dude there was a video of han on a like fan call meeting and the person was DRESSED IN FCKING LINGERIE. and he was so uncomfortable, so he kept looking away to make sure THE FAN WASNT UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT HAN WAS THE ONE IN DISCOMFORT.... it was s gross

@-eixxil heh

EWWW WTH :broken_heart: ppl are weird..

@bluebow_ yesbro if i had a fancall with felix i be wearing a hoodie not a a seethrough bra and underwear ,,,,

@-eixxil exactly bro that's icky...

@bluebow_ there was a vid of felix massaging hyunjin's shoulders and hyunjin just goes AH adn moans like <//3

and then there was another video where skz were doing a concert and felix goes "i feel like yesterday was kind of a warmup...i feel like for round 2, we can go a bit harder"
and bangchan goes "go harder for round 2? :smirk:"

@-eixxil HELP I'M GIGGLING

@bluebow_ and then there is a video of changbin massaging felix's lover back ig,,, <//3 and im like
oh how i wish to be changbin

actually no im the reason felix's lower back hurt :heart:

or al of his back in general

i love his back mmmhgvhdgsgdh

@-eixxil freak...

@bluebow_ i want to do a meetngreet w him but i know i would NOT be able to control myself...

@-eixxil PROBABLY NOT... :sob:

-

@bluebow_ yeah,,, i would literally tackle him and like....assault his neck like crazy.....

oh yea

@-eixxil oh!

@bluebow_ he would probably think im a zombie :heart: or a vampire.....

or just a crazy femael stay who has an obsession with an almist 25 yr old ma n

@-eixxil GIGGLING...

UGH HES ALMOST 25 NO................

@bluebow_ hes becoming old

@-eixxil THAT'S NOT EVEN THAT OLD???

@bluebow_ ok..........hes still going to becomg jyp in his 60s.....
SPEAKING OF JYP, did you know jypark wanted to call stray kids jyp boys <//3 IM CRYING

@-eixxil um... what's jyp... :pensive:

@bluebow_ ok so basiczlly its a kpop........headcorters i gues<//3 there is yg, jyp, and i forgot the other one
but its like,,,
different bands are in differdnt entertainments

straykids-jype (e, as in entertainment)
bigbang-yge
uh idk the other but yeah

@-eixxil ohh ok :thumbsup:

Jyp Boys :broken_heart:

@bluebow_ GIGGLING
there was a thangyu (thanos x namgyu) animation i saw on pinterest nd it was basically thanos who was in between namgyu's legs and it had that bounce animation
dude it looked like thanos was giving namgyu frontshots im CRYING. and the song was literally 7 minutes in heaven by msi
and namgyu was blushing and thanos was smirking/grinning like i fr thought namgyu was getting banged by thanos <//3 but it was jst my dirty mind....sigh...

@-eixxil CRYING WTH

@bluebow_ dude i deeted m comment one sec oncd,,,

@-eixxil huh?

there was this video/animation of semi jst sitting in a chair with a shadow of namgyu giving backshots to thanos<//3 it made no sense tho bc thanos is dom and namgy is sub,,, <//3 so why was namgyu theon doing it,,,

@bluebow_,i deleted my commenr i needed to revive it

@-eixxil CRYING

ohh ok

-

@bluebow_ did you know that thanos calls namgyu "namsu"
and su means beautiful in korean, so thanos was calling namgyu beautiful, and namgyu died thinking thanos was just trying to **** him off :heart: thats depressing

@-eixxil :disappointed: aw

@bluebow_ you see thats why i love thangyu :heart: namgyu can also never keep his hands off of thanos,, they also held hands in the mingle game door
i swearr they had a secret bathroom scene... iykwim

@-eixxil awww :smiling:

ofc you think so you FREAK...

@bluebow_ BRO IM NOT A FREAK!!!!

@-eixxil LIAR...

@bluebow_ WHATEVER.........LIKE YOURE ANY LESS...

@-eixxil WHAT...

@bluebow_ YOU ARE MORE OF A FREAK OK!!!!!!! no thats a lie but STILL

@-eixxil I'M INNOCENT??

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@bluebow_ YEAH RIGHT....NO YOURE NOT....IK YOU DREAM ABOUT JAYCE...OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME

@-eixxil WHAAAT...

IDK WHAT YOU'RE ON ABT...

@bluebow_ HОМОSЕXUАL...

@-eixxil NO WHAT...

@bluebow_ YES!!!!!!!

also im so happy i finished unpacking m room

@-eixxil ooh yay!! I got a new phone today heh

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@bluebow_ OMG RLLY
CAN YOU GET PIN...

@-eixxil IDK YET... my parents said I might be able to if I get good grades and pay the monthly bill :pray: #timetolockin

@bluebow_ OK....wnat abt yer number, are you comfy w that?? if you were ok with that i would need you to pretend you are a friend at my school or else i would ge in sm trouble,,, i understand ifnot tho bc its a phone number like <//3

@-eixxil idk cus *I* might get in trouble... I reaaally don't want to risk it :(

@bluebow_ yeah i get it
uh jst tel me when/if you get pinterest okai

@-eixxil ok!! :thumbsup:

@-eixxil how do you like ur new house?

@bluebow_ its AMAZING !!!!! its so nice,,, an i finally dont have a damn camera in my room,,, bc my mom is crazy strict sgh
but she lost my camera (no she didnt i hid it in my packing box and put it in m closet)

@-eixxil YAY I'M HAPPY FOR YOU

damn a CAMERA?? that's crazy :broken_heart: I mean my mom has one for my little bro ig so

@bluebow_ it makes me feel stalked like can i goon in peace w/o a camera on me <//3 IM JOKING

@-eixxil GIGGLING

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@bluebow_ i lovr you !!! you are my best friend im happy

that was rnadom

@-eixxil I love you too :D :yellow_heart:/p

@bluebow_ should i put my skzoos in jail

@-eixxil HELP ME WHAT

@bluebow_ is that considered child abuse....

because if it is i dont wanna,,,

@-eixxil Yes...

@-eixxil why would you want to put them in jail... :sob:

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@bluebow_ because...they broke the law...

@-eixxil which one...

@bluebow_ all 8 broke the law.....they were too cute for this world...

@-eixxil I KNEW it...

@bluebow_ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW IT...

@-eixxil I KNEW WHAT LAW YOU WOULD SAY THEY BROKE...

@bluebow_ WOW OK.....
i want to eat m tv lke its just intrusive thoughts but what would t taste like
if i was watching felix edits on yt on my tv and ate my tv would it taste like felix

@-eixxil I think it wouldn't taste very good but ok... :disappointed:

@bluebow_ i imagine felix smelling lik brownies idk why but i do and then tasting like human flesh which i would enjoy heh

@-eixxil Are you a zombie... :zombie:

@bluebow_ i may be tbh....only with him tho....

brah i wanna post smth i wrote abt him but its so cringgyggyyy im going to sound like kyo when he vents bleh

@-eixxil oh help :sob:

@bluebow_ uhh <//3
uh idc ill post it anyway :joy: who cares <//3

@-eixxil ok :thumbsup:

well i'm tired and I have school tomorrow, gn!! :wave:

@bluebow_ okai gn i love you slash pee