xD I was gonna marry Pierre. My favs are Chase, probably Denny, and Niel... :3

In all my games my only friend was my husband except for Hamilton and Maya. All my 'friends' on the island were implied. I hated Luna. Oh! I like Iroha. She's cool. We're BEST BUDS.

I don't like Vaughn and Denny looked like Kai (I know Pierre is skinny Gourmet) But tooo cute and happy.

I like all the potential spouses in all the games! They all have their good points and bad points, y'know? But my favorite of all time is the hermaphroditic Magical Melody rival (how else do you explain them being available as a boy or girl WITH NO PHYSICAL DIFFERENCES)! Can't for the life of me remember their name, though...

Jamie. Jamie is the scariest little thing I've ever seen. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING MARVELOUS INTERACTIVE. (this character is why I did NOT play Magical Melody besides the fact the game confused me because I was in primary school

THAT'S the name! Loved Jamie, though I can see why s/he'd be upsetting to a kid (I was a teenager at the time), seeing as that's not really something people TALK about with them.

I knew a LOT about 'stuff' as a kid, mostly because I watched Comedy Central as a little kid and my parents are vulgar (my father is a bit more discreet about it just because I'm female and I hit puberty at like * do you know how often I was called pizzaface in the *th-*th grade)Anywho---I was so confused and I still confused because WAT and you know how the world isn't integrated so it's weird to see androgynous people considering how all women have to be pretty and hairless and either a bimbo or a 'i have a headache' girl and all men have to be all aroused and dumb and gruff and buff. But then again gender rules never seem to apply one hundred percent in HM (see Pierre.)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT GENDER ROLES THIS IS HARVEST MOON

*seven

*third through fifth

(Too many lemons are bad for your mental health. JUST LOOK AT MEEEEEE!)

I tried to read fanfiction the other day. Tried. And then I was like 'hmmmmm'. ALL THE M RATED FICS! Only 2 pierre lemons that weren't very weird at all and I'm not telling you if I had the guts to read them past the summary, written by the same person. I'm not sure whether to be either sad because Pierre is not loved or disturbed for thinking that someone would write about the cute little chef like that.

(lemons be trippin yo)

It's hard to find fics that aren't all ''and then they had s*x, the end'', fics that have plot and substance and are BELIEVABLE... But then, most of them are written by hormonal teens with only one thing on their minds, so what do you expect, right?

Mhm. Yes indeedy. (in which all the Gill fanfictions are GillxAkari and ends with marriage and/or have babbis) I never did get to have kids with Gill in Animal Parade...

I drew a scribbly on a thought of a typical HM lemon FF but literal