As grand tentacles rise from the sea, Overleef, spotting a catapult, hatches a particularly foolish strategy. "Fire me at the beast!" he shouts at the ships baffled crew.
"Should we tether you, sir?" asks the ships gunner.
"Pffft, why would we do that?!" retorts the bold but foolish Overleef.
The ship fires the projectile of ********* glee, and it strikes the kraken directly in its great, glassy, eye. As the goliath nears death, Overleef realizes that he may sink with the beast, and regrets..