LOL! Cn i haz a sammich XP

LOL!

Incase you havn't noticed, people tend to be very moronic in horror movies and make so many stupid mistakes. Like waiting until a monster or killer is right infront of them before running and then they trip over lots of things all clumbsy like when giving chase. These are some of the reasons I can never take horror movies seriously.

Dont go in there shes dead lol

i guess people love sandwiches : J :D

me: h-hello?
******: hello, would you like a mwuffin?
who would burst out laughing if that happened to you? i know i would lol

LOLOL XD

i would! but hilarious!

hardy har har this is a place for ART, not memes/text. -.-

i feel like having a peanut butter jelly sandwich

i hate it when u know who the killer is, and yells out to the tv: dont go there! no, the other way! dont say that!!

I totaly agree ! ^-^

SO TRUE

B!tch Stewie would like a ham sammitch

I DO THAT DONT MAKE FUN OF ME

i like that you put sandwich in 3d. now gimme dat sandwich.

couldent stop laughing man its hillarias

XD true

lol so true

true true ****** ''HEY GOT THE SANDWICHES'' YOU COOL

Unoriginal and horribly traced

Hmmm...That's why it's horror. They make scary mistakes.

I see your point, lol, but I don't think it's for the intruder's sake. I think they're saying: "If you belong hear, then this is your chance to let me know, because I am serious!"

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and in scary movies thay all ways run up sters like thats gonna help them

LOL! I love this!! I was gonna sat or they run upstairs, but above comment already said that. Please make more of there, I love this. Awsome job! :)

lol

this is funny.

This is so bad. It's the worst painting in the entire gallery. It's not art.

i died because this was so true XD but at least i got a sandwich :D

EVERYBODY PLEASE GO TO MY GALLERY AND LIKE/COMMENT ON MY QUOTE PAINTING IN THE PURPLE BACKGROUND! I WANT MORE LIKES ON IT :) THXX!

put budder on mine

uhm.... he says hello to try to find a friendly someone in the house to let him/her/it explain why he is here.
if not, the person is convinced there is something wrong.(like a thief or killer or something else like an animal, but mostly they suspect a thief or a friend of theirs with a story to explain why he is here)

by the way it isn't funny at al
somethimes in movies with problems like this there would be a random friend who appeared with a crazy background storie. which would explain why he is in his house.

I want a grilled pb&j plz:p

Me: Hello? Is anyone there? OMG ITS A SLENDER MAN! (X)

Slender man: Want a butter samich?

Me: SURE!!! WTF IS A SLENDER MAN?

Slender man: Are you serious?!
(X)(X)(X)

XD XD XD XD XD XD

SSSSSSSAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

Bad Guy- Yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich.
Person- yeah, sure.
Bad Guy- ok. just hold my knife for me.
Person- ... what...

person: h-hellow?...

k.iller:oh, your home!

person: oh yea the commute was a yong padawan.

k.iller: *ugh* i know right?

person: oh yea and in my police car on my laptop firefox had an issue with the way jo mamma was moving.

k.iller: have you ever driven a firetruck?!

person: ...how...did...you...know!?
k.iller: wana be my driver?

...*pulls out a gunn*

IN HE.LL!

I wanna sandwich. :P

lol

rofl lol :]

ya sure and my grandma punts babys and eats raw chicks!

LOL, yeah no thats not funny. Who are you the idiot in your school, not the class clown :p

why is this in top ranked?!

:D

Hey, If You Have Something Bad To Say, Keep It To Yourself And Don't Hurt People's Feelings!

I WANT A SANDWICH WAIT.... I DO HAVE 1xD

i can tell lol

dont forget they also always go where told not 2 or DO NOT ENTER lol

SO FUNNY IT IS LIKE IN FAMILY GUY DAM MN LOIS I WANT A FREAKIN GRILLD CHEESE SHUT UP LOIS I ***** D SMELL MY AS S

well EXCUUUUUUUUSE me hackzor123

XD

haha funny

im wondering if anyone else gets the glitch in colors where some comments overlap over each other to the point where you cant read them.....

slender: hey im down in the kitchen making smoothies

true lol

you just copy stuff from ifunny. get an imagination.

lol now im hungry

Sandvich make me STRONG!

i tottaly agree with that person who said if u dont have anything nice to say shut up and go away (i added that last part) by the way this is so funny

You made me laugh
What type of sandwich is it?

that is so funny XD I gave u a like :D

mark l:P i didnt copy from anything other than pintrest i PROMISE

lol

stop saying its not art stupid people! just cuz you dont like it does not mean you have to be a j.e.a.r.k

sammich

Wife not in kitchen?
Hit her with a rake...
(No offense, just sayin')

I hate scary anything. O_o

that is soo true XD

yeah id like a turky sanglawich with cheese! lololololol! (i mean this in a good way) i love it LOL!

yeah, your right :-)

now im hungry

person: hello?

k.iller:want a sandwich?

person:okay!what kind!?

k.iller: you
person: ...what!?

@arjaybreiter

i do have an imagination. i dont have to be funny to have one. Issac Newton had an imagination, and it was with science. Piccasso had one, it was with art, Beethoven had one, it was with music, [yay music!] Mark Twain had one, it was with writing, and so on so forth.

^^^^^^^^

i forgot to add sorry for commenting so late. i hadnt read comments in FOREVER...

yeah thats probably the only mistake in scary movies (i dont watch many)

couldnt stop laughing XD

person: Hello

Killer: oh hey honey, I was just making a BLT you want one befor I kill you?

Person: Oh why not go on then.

*scary movie
-hello?
-hello cindy. do you know where i am?
-yes. you're behind the curtain.
*different situation:
-hello?
-in the kitchen. want a samich?
-HELL YEA
-good. this creepypasta biz has gotten me hungry
[btw, I'd take a turkey club]

is it tuna fish?

Ahahahaha! I fell in the floor laughing when I first read this. So true, too! I mean, why say "Hello"? Like, do you WANT the bad guy to answer you?