Amazing!! Love Eva sooo much.

this is gorgeous

thank you all so much :)
Eva ftw!
Dont stare into her eyes too much...

sweet i love this

Cool! I just posted some Evangelion drawings. P.S. I CAN'T wait for the third movie ( English Dub.)

@therealaxel

@StardustCrusader22 THE EYEBROWS HELP ME

@therealaxel WHYS SHE LOOK LIKE THAT :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 you got games on your phone?

@therealaxel N-NO!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY PLEASE :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 is that... geomatry dash i see? :wink:

@therealaxel JUST TAKE IT :sob: :sob: :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 hehehxHehehHEHEHHHEHHEHEHHEHHDSJJAIN
reveals your search history on the times square jumbotron

@therealaxel moving to china

@StardustCrusader22 too late its been broadcasted to every screen possible

@therealaxel MOVING TO THE MOON :yum:

@therealaxel ur coming with me bro

@StardustCrusader22 UHHHHH how are we gonna get a spaceship :skull:

@therealaxel we gotta sell ur coca cola lipbalm :broken_heart:

@StardustCrusader22 NO. I'D WALK THROUGH HELL FOR THAT STUFF. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS

@therealaxel *voice starts trembling* I-ITS THE ONLY WAY...

@StardustCrusader22 (looks at the ground and starts tearing up) i... i can't do it! i can't!

@therealaxel look...i know its hard but..i just cant live in this world anymore...

@StardustCrusader22 (a minute of silence passes by) *looks up, my face tear-stained*
*nods*

@therealaxel *wipes the tears off of my face* d-do you mean it? would you actually?

@StardustCrusader22 *sniffles* its... its the only way.
*pulls out coke. chapstick and stares at it in sorrow*

@therealaxel you can use it one last time..nobody would notice :hushed:

i used :hushed : not : open_mouth:

@StardustCrusader22 a-alright..

*smothers it all over my face and gets it in my eye*
*cries out in pain*

@therealaxel STOP THAT WAS THE MOST PAINFULLY AWKWARD AND HILARIOUS SCENE I JUST IMAGINED :skull: :skull:

@therealaxel are you okay?

@StardustCrusader22 gah... yeah..
*bitter-sweetly smiles at the chapstick*
goodbye.. *hands it to you*
*cups my face in my hands*

@therealaxel *looks at the eye juice covered chapstick* how bout we sell it on ebay

@StardustCrusader22 y-yeah, sure..

@therealaxel we're selling it for 5 mil since thats how much we need for the rocket
*lists the chapstick*

@StardustCrusader22 w-what if.. what if nobody buys it?

@therealaxel *gives you a stern look*
no..trust me..they WILL. this stuffs addictive.
*gets a notification on my phone*
we got a buyer

@StardustCrusader22 *my face lights up* already?! :astonished:

@therealaxel AND THE PERSON WHO BAUGHT IT WAS...

shinji...ikari?

@StardustCrusader22 *you get a notif*

Huh? another one is trying to get it? *polnareff*

@therealaxel NO. NO NO NO NO NO WE ARE SELLING IT TO SHINJI AND THATS FINAL!!! :angry:

@StardustCrusader22 (a portal shows up)

We turn around in surprise

Polnareff and Shinji step out and walk towards us

Polnareff: GIVE IT OVER HEHEHEHHEHE
Shinji: I- I asked first..
Polnareff: gAh I DONT CARE HHEHHEE!!!1!

@therealaxel POLNAREFF I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD???? *pulls out a pistol and shoots him 1000 times*

@StardustCrusader22 *it doesnt effect polnareff*

P: cmon HEHHEHHEH just let me buy it!
S: no, its mine
P: IDC *kicks shinji*
S: starts sobbing
P: GIVE ME THE CHAPSTICK

@therealaxel hes so fúcking fruity bro :skull:
*starts sobbing* n-no SHINJI ASKED FIRST GO LICK A TOILET (he did b4) :skull:

@StardustCrusader22 (toilet licker ewuaghh :skull:)

out of nowhere, jotaro appears in a skin-tight bathing suit
J: gah.. whats this?
P: AGH! NOT HIM! PERONA GIVE ME THE CHAPSTICK AND HURRY UP!!1!1
S: n-n-no :cry:
J: Gah... chapstick?!
You: OMGGGG JOTAROOOO :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

@therealaxel ( :skull: ????)

AVA WHO DO I GIVE IT TO :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 g-gah... I dont know!!!!!!

P: hehehehheheh i'll give you my strīpper clothes :wink:
S: I MUST NOT RUN AWAY I MUST NOT RUN AWAY I MUST NOT RUN AWAY
J: Gah... this is stupid!
Me: starts crying

@therealaxel *throws it to shinji* RUNN!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY BEFORE POLNAREFF DOES SOMETHING

@StardustCrusader22
S: t-thank you!!
P: NO!'!1!11 GAHH... *starts running towards shinji*
S: hes catching up!!
P: *getting closer*

(jotaro teleports in front of polnareff and shinji)
J: not so fast.
(star platinum punches both of them)
P: AGAGAGAG!1!!1 *dies*
J: picks up the chapstick from shinji
Mine. HAHAHHAHAHAH

@therealaxel oh- RUN JOTARO!!!!!!

@StardustCrusader22 why would he run he just kīlled both of the buyers :sob:

J: tosses us 7 billion dollars
Your welcome.
evaporates

@therealaxel shinji died? :sob:

@therealaxel NOW WE CAN HAVE A ROCKET!!!

@StardustCrusader22 idk lemme check
*feels pulse*
oh no....
*shinji wakes up like a vampire after 1,000 years*
Me: oh youre ok :smiling: wanna get tea with us :smiling:
S: but im not a girl :worried: /ref
M: oh ok
M: PERONA WE CAN GO TO THE MOON NOW

@therealaxel YES
*buys the rocket*
heh....hop in! shinjis coming too

GET IN THE DÁMN ROCKET, SHINJI

@StardustCrusader22 HAH.. SCREW SEARCH HISTORY LEAKS!!!1!1!1

S: fine.. whatever.. i'll do it. i'll listen to what anyone says because im scared that they'll hurt me if i dont and abandon me like dad, its easier to be obedient. it makes me feel better about myself and-
M: *phone rings*
oh gee
zero the samurai is calling!! PERONA WHAT DO WE DO

@therealaxel DECLINE IT NOW

@therealaxel and shinji stfü no one cares

@StardustCrusader22 (shinji gets a show thrown at him)

NO
*answers it*
Zero: Hello, this is Daniel Sprout. I am-
Me: this isnt daniel tfym :skull:
Z: ok fine its zero i was just trying to commit tax fraud
*hangs up*

@therealaxel L!!!!! LETS GO TO THE MOON ALREADY
*starts the rocket* oh, and we only have 2 space suits so

@StardustCrusader22 (we both look at shinji)

S: what?
*gets thrown out into space, suffocates, and dīes*

TO THE MOON WE GO!!1!!1!

@therealaxel (i love how we're just bullying him :sob:)

*we go out into space but then a comet heads towards the ship*

@StardustCrusader22 OH NO!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1!!1!1 *metor hits the right side of the ship* GAH..!!!

@therealaxel HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HOME?? *starts hyperventalating*

@therealaxel OMG SOMEONES CALLING its lukas

@StardustCrusader22 OMG ANSWER IT!!!11

i love it when we do those stupid 'someones calling!!' and then pull the most random character out our āss :skull:

@therealaxel SAME LMAOO :sob:

@therealaxel
lukas: gah~ I LOST MY OCELOT :( IM JUST LETTING YPU KNOW IF YOU SEE HIM TELL ME :sob:

@StardustCrusader22
ok!! if i find her will you let me french kiss you-
*hangs up*
:cry:

You: OMG!! is that who i think it is?!
(j*xx floating around on a very slow astriod)
what do we do?'

@therealaxel LEAVE IT THERE BRO

@StardustCrusader22 'it' is wild :skull:

J*xx: Oh- hi-
You: what do you want
J*xx: i mean nothing rn lol-

perona we still have that loaded bazooka in the closet should we use it

@therealaxel good idea.
*digs in the closet and takes the giant äss basooka*
*hands it over*

@StardustCrusader22 *shoots it and he screams before it reaches him and he and his astroid explode in a giant fireball and his remains fly into the sun*

@therealaxel LETS GOOOOOOOO we got world peace now and the cure to cancer

@StardustCrusader22 the concept of J*xx being the reason of world hunger and cáncer is so fūcking funny dude :skull:

@therealaxel he is the reason bro honest

@StardustCrusader22 not only the reason for that, but he is why dēath and sadness exists in general. if he just got hit by a truck or something, the world would turn to a utopia, a paradise, even. people would forget that negativity even existed

@therealaxel bro war is over, world hunger is vanished, literally everything atp

*another rocket lands on the moon*
*looks walks out of it*

lukas

@StardustCrusader22 wțf is looks bro :skull: :skull:

OH NVM LMAOOO

@StardustCrusader22 (i rush over to the rocket)
L: has anyone seen my ocelot?!
Me: no
L: gah... alright then.
(sadly walks back in)
You: wait, is someone else in there?
(giorno walks out)
Oh my!!

@therealaxel
L: hey :wink: I heard you guys' rocket got hit

@therealaxel
G: My names Giorno Giovanna..and I have a dream :blush:
L: shut the actual fúck up. he's been saying that for hours on the ship

@therealaxel
L: heh...anyways you guys can go on our rocket IF you help me find my pookie wookie ocelot...:broken_heart:

@StardustCrusader22
ALRIGHT!!!1!1!!1

*we start looking around the moon for an ocelot*
G: grrr.. cant find it anywhere! i have a nightmare!!
L: no... w-we gotta find her! im not losing her.. gah
Me: hey perona look at this
*lifts up a hat*
that kinda looks like jotaros one lol

*you fall on the ground and start crying*

@therealaxel
me: h-heh maybe he just dropped it..
G: Oh its jotaro-san's hat!
L: shut up Giorno
G: oh ok

@StardustCrusader22
Me: oh gee whats this?
*finds a pile of bIood*
oh!!
*you start violently sobbing- giorno hands you tissues and you blow your nose*
L: GUYS I THINK I HEARD MEOWING!!!1!1!!
Me: CMON GUYS!!!!!!1!!!

@therealaxel
me: N-NO IM GOING IN THE SHIP!!! FÚCK YOU GUYS!!! *cries and runs away than trips on a moon rock*
L: MY BABY!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY *shoves giorno*

@StardustCrusader22 (you start eating all the food in the fridge)

L: OMG!!!! DEWEY!!1?1?!!!!1!!1!1 *picks up ocelot*
KITTTYYYYYYYYYUHHHHHH
G: yea yea whatever
Me: so can we go with you guys now :3
L: sure
YIPEEE!!!!

@therealaxel *we get on the ship but as its going down to earth it starts shaking the rocket*
me: OH SHIII
you: g-gah~ NO LUKAS WATCH OUT!!
L: huh-
*a pipe on the ceiling falls on lukas' head and he DIES*
you: LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

@StardustCrusader22 *i fall on my knees and scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like darth vader*

G: THE JET HAS BEEN SHOT! WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!1!1!
You: WHAT?! WHO SHOT IT?!
G: *looks out the window*
oh boy...
(you decide who it is)

@therealaxel ITS AXEL
A: IM ENDING YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL, LUKAS!! AND YOUR OCELOT TOO- oh wait you're already dead lol
you: *sobs violently* WHYYYYYY
me: AXEL???? AVA GET DEWEY AND WE NEED TO GET IN THE EMERGENCY SPACE SHUTTLE

@StardustCrusader22 AJ LMFAO OFC YOU CHOSE HIM :sob: :sob:

Giorno: Peronas right!!!1!1!1 YOU GUYS GET TO SAFETY I'LL DEAL WITH AXEL!!!1!!1!!11
A: HHAHAHAHH you wont win! *farts in giornos face and the whole room turns green*
G: GAH!!! *covers nose*
(me and you get in the space shuttle)
G: GO! MAKE IT OUT OF HERE!
You: but what about y-
G: I'll be fine! gah... GET OUTTA HERE! Q-QUICK!
*i press the eject button and we're launched out of the rocket, flying lightyears away*

@therealaxel
me: I hope he'll be okay :(
you: yeah but atleast we dont gotta be the ones fighting him :skull:
dewey: meow
me: what do we do with poor dewey?

@StardustCrusader22
me: keep her around. that way if we ever run out of food, yk
you: *First girlfriend starts playing* gah.. its my phone
SOMEONE TEXTED ME?!
Me: OMG WHO IS IT
You... (you decide again :smiling:)

@therealaxel ITS GIORNO!!! HE BEAT HIM
G's text: I beat him with golden experience requiem and hes now trapped in an infinite death loop. im heading back to earth.
my text: sigma

me: AVA HE BEAT HIM!!! but why do you wanna eat lukas' ocelot :cry:
you: bc cat meat taste pretty yum :yum:
*the shuttle gets trapped in earths orbit*
you: gah~ HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IT OUT?

@StardustCrusader22 OMG GIORNO SURVIVED!!!!!!

me and you start clinging on to each other for dear life
GAH!! IM< GETTING DIZZY
HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE
You: heh... i think i know a guy.
*pulls out a goat horn and sends a signal throughout space*
*DEKU APPEARS*

Me: omg midoriya chan
You: DEKU WE NEED HELP
D: ON IT!
*deku uses his green lightning powers to dismantle the loop*

@therealaxel EW DEKU :skull:
*it gets out of earths' orbit then it starts falling into earths atmosphere*
us: GAHHHHH~~~

*we land back to earth with a whole crowd standing where we landed*

@StardustCrusader22 you look up in fright

your search history is still being shown and the FBI start running towards us
Me: RUN!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!1
*we start shoving through the crowds as we run for our lives through the busy streets of china*

@therealaxel *we forgot dewey and one of the people in the crowd start eating her*

you: HEYYY, THAT WAS MINE!!!! :angry:
me: FORGET THE OCELOT WHERE DO WE GO??
*we get surround by the Chinese fbi*

@StardustCrusader22 THAT IS V I L E OMG :skull: :skull:

the fbi starts slowly surrounding us
we look at eachother with remourse, knowing its over. :broken_heart:
but JOTARO COMES OUTTA NOWHERE AND STARTS BEATING THE SHlT OUTTA THE OFFICERS
You: JOTARO!!' YOURE ALIVE!!
Me: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE WHILE HES DISTRACTED THEM
*we hide in some guys apartment but we dk who's it is*
You: gee.. i hope joot can take them all :broken_heart:

@therealaxel
you: he'll be fine..
me: yeah, whos apartment is this anyways?
you: hell if ik..
*the door bursts open revealing:
(U DESIDE)

@StardustCrusader22 WILL FERRAL, REI, AND KAKYOIN

Will: who tf are you guys
Kakyoin: reroerroeroero YOURE TRESSPASSING :anger: :angry:
Rei: who are you

You: WE'RE HIDING
Me: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@therealaxel LMAO :sob:
rei: carry on i guess.
will: what the fúck
kakyoin: FROM WHAT?
you: from the fbi you absolute dü******!!!
kakyoin: are you guys the reason people are dead on the road?

dümbfück

@StardustCrusader22
me: WDYM PPL ARE DEAD ON THE ROAD??? youre talking abt the FBI jotaro beat up, right..? :cry:
Kakyoin: H (floats into the kitchen and starts eating the microwave)
Will: UGH! THIS IS STUPID! Ive got to start filming in Elf 2, and you guys are gonna make me late!
Me: womp womp
Kakyoin: if i were you guys, id travel to japan with me, heh..
what should we do

@therealaxel JAPAN==#=Q
rei: I will come too.
will: UGHHHH WHY AM I IN CHINA!!!!
kakyoin: *kidnaps everyone including joot, except will*

*we're on an airplane*

j: fúck maybe this one wont crash
you: heh....what?????

@StardustCrusader22
*turns out that old guy is driving the plane i forgor if it was jonathon or joseph*
Me: we're screwed.
You: WHWRES THE WAITRESS I NEED MY FIRST CLASS BOILED PEANUTS
Kakyoin: joot?
J: yes
K: i wanna a cherry :broken_heart:
J: wooooommmppp wommmppppp
K: gah... whatever
Me: wassup rei :wink:
R: ...
Me: heh.. id let you be MY pilot.. heh
R: ...
Me: could you turn me into fanta then drink me pls
R: No.
Me: aww alr
You: WAITRESS!!!! make me a sandwich
waitress: y-yess ma'am..:cry:

@therealaxel im such a big back
*joesph crashes the plane*
Joesph: "OH NOOOOOOOOOOO"
J: gah!!! I KNEW IT YOU OLD MAN!!
you: WERE GOIN DOWN HOLD ME, REI!!
rei: no.
me: JOTARO!! GAH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO SAVE ME!!!
j: save your self bítch.

*plane lands in the water*

@StardustCrusader22 :skull: :skull:

the plane sinks into the water, but we manage to swim to the top

Joseph: is everyone ok?
You: no joot almost died :broken_heart:
Jotaro: im never letting you touch a plane again.
Kakyoin: GRRR theres no land nearby!!!!!!!
Me: we're screwed lol
Joot: theres an island over there, i think
You: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*we swim towards the island*

@therealaxel
*we swim to the island*
you: nice, rei are you alright :smirk:
rei: yes.
joot: yare yare daze
joesph: maybe we can use my hermit purple to call for help! does anybody here have a camera?

@therealaxel

@StardustCrusader22 OUR OLD CONVO ON HERE LMAO :sob:

@therealaxel poor dewey

@StardustCrusader22
''WE'RE GOIN' DOWN, HOLD ME REI!!!!''
STILL makes me laugh to this day bro :sob: :sob:

@therealaxel LMFAO

@StardustCrusader22 I ALWAYS IMAGINED THAT IN SOME MIDDLE AGED GOOFY ÁSS MAN VOICE

@therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel @therealaxel

OMG THIS IS HISTORIC

@Knife_Partyy OUR CONVO IN THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OUR MOST ICONIC LORE DROPS EVER

@therealaxel DUDE MY FAV PART WAS WHEN AXEL FARTED IN GIORNOS FACE AND THE WHOLE ROOM TURNED GREEN :sob:

@Knife_Partyy I REREAD ALL OF IT AND I COULDNT BREATHE FOR A SOLID 3 MINUTES

@therealaxel I SCREEN SHOTTED IT SO I CAN READ IT LATER

@Knife_Partyy ILL DO THE SAME

im gonna rank our lore

1: timmy car crash
i think this was one of our first inside jokes :sob:
2: ROSE
our main villain
3: ava head drawing
4: cherry coke chapstick
5: smircoff

@therealaxel W RANKING

@Davesprite2-birdboy- boo :grinning:

@pal-bro a few wordx instant trauma: hand, blue background, hospital.

@Davesprite2-birdboy- OH I JUST<HAD AN EVIL IDEA FOR A DRAWING

@pal-bro oh gog what is it

@Davesprite2-birdboy- you'll see......

@pal-bro i dont think iwanna :frowning:

@_xochitl im gonna go on yt for a reference pic rq

@rei_ayanami okok
what is this by the way

@_xochitl me after ascending

@rei_ayanami be yourself i guess /silly

@jotaro-kujo WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS COMMENT SECTION HUH :sob:

@rei_ayanami ME AND AVA WERE TWEAKING!!!!