They are both right, but a woman without a man can't make more people. So technically it should be: "A woman, without her man, makes nothing." But that's just what I think.
^If you knew the joke already, WHY did you even BOTHER to comment on this? OH I KNOW WHY! You just want to critisize my spelling and you try to hide the fact that you are. I ALREADY KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
The bottom one is sort of true though. I mean, if they're referring to "man" as a species. It would be impossible to reproduce at our specie's current state for a man to reproduce without a woman... Don't do anything like the stuff the teens do on MTV though. Just no.
this post is a point of preference and opinion. and in my opinion its there to make you think.
A woman with out her man, is nothing.
A woman: with out her, man is nothing.
All this said was that both sides are se.xsist
we both need eachother so both statements are true and for all you people who think your the dominant $ex you can go ahead and try to make a baby alone. and for all you feminists out there men and women have different strengths weaknesses and ways of thinking so dont act like your supperior just because your conceted. good joke though
Preaty funny, but anybody thinking either gender (Im a dude if you can't guess) Is better needs to learn a few things about life. Both would be useless without the other. Tell me Im wrong, I dare you.
Comments
12 Nov, 2012, 3:25 am
funny
12 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am
LOL
12 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am
r u a boy i'm a girl
12 Nov, 2012, 3:27 am
X3 So hilarious!I liked!Keep it up!Plz check my last pic!
12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am
hello r u there
12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am
An English professor who can't spell 'punctuate' correctly? He should be fired!
12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am
hi
12 Nov, 2012, 3:37 am
I'm a boy, BTW
12 Nov, 2012, 3:39 am
Thats hilarious xD
12 Nov, 2012, 3:50 am
YeahIBeliveTht
12 Nov, 2012, 3:55 am
OMGoodness! I read this and LOLed untill my side aced! ohh... wow, I agree with what the girls wrote! :P
12 Nov, 2012, 4:56 am
gave u a Gold star
12 Nov, 2012, 5:09 am
^Thanks
12 Nov, 2012, 11:57 pm
i dont get it, and im a girl too :)
12 Nov, 2012, 11:58 pm
OH NOW I GET IT LOL HAHAHAHAHA XD
13 Nov, 2012, 10:25 pm
XD! wow! that's hilarious! XD
14 Nov, 2012, 8:42 am
So how did the professor grade the students (given that he is prone to faulty spelling)?
14 Nov, 2012, 9:59 pm
Lol I'm with Omiscient.
14 Nov, 2012, 10:03 pm
lol he mispelled punctuate
14 Nov, 2012, 10:04 pm
I bet some men could live with a woman for awhile...
14 Nov, 2012, 11:22 pm
Hey everyone! Lets pretent the H is a T on 'punctuate'! :D
15 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am
Goes to show how the use of punctuation can change the meaning of a sentence. XD
15 Nov, 2012, 3:45 am
I Like The Second One Better. The First One Is Just Plain Smexist.
15 Nov, 2012, 4:44 am
ROFL
15 Nov, 2012, 9:25 pm
Totally with females!!!
15 Nov, 2012, 10:13 pm
They are both right, but a woman without a man can't make more people. So technically it should be: "A woman, without her man, makes nothing." But that's just what I think.
16 Nov, 2012, 2:23 am
I don't get it...
16 Nov, 2012, 3:31 am
dude sat there for second going what then realized man is nothing without her ergo, without her, man is nothing
16 Nov, 2012, 3:56 am
did that in class
16 Nov, 2012, 11:55 am
:D Yes!
16 Nov, 2012, 10:52 pm
I would probably say what the males did, and I'm a girl!! XD
16 Nov, 2012, 11:59 pm
lol
17 Nov, 2012, 12:44 am
i dont get it
17 Nov, 2012, 2:44 am
funny
17 Nov, 2012, 6:43 am
Actually most people would just forget colons existed and just punch the professor.
17 Nov, 2012, 10:06 am
It is logical what the males would say as well as what the females would say. But sometimes it can become difficult to understand.
17 Nov, 2012, 2:41 pm
i agree with what the girls wrote
17 Nov, 2012, 2:46 pm
u spelt punctuate wrong! js[just sayin]
17 Nov, 2012, 8:27 pm
0.0 you're in the week's best! Nawwwwce! :D
17 Nov, 2012, 10:50 pm
ha ha epic
18 Nov, 2012, 11:39 am
lol its funny,, but dont u think ,to come in top of week , this isnt even a drawing/artwork :\
18 Nov, 2012, 6:22 pm
Poor professor. He can't even spell "punctuate" properly. In fact, I pity the one who did this. I knew the joke already, too.
18 Nov, 2012, 6:46 pm
^If you knew the joke already, WHY did you even BOTHER to comment on this? OH I KNOW WHY! You just want to critisize my spelling and you try to hide the fact that you are. I ALREADY KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
18 Nov, 2012, 8:57 pm
haha!!!
18 Nov, 2012, 11:29 pm
Both true.
19 Nov, 2012, 2:48 am
Can someone tell me the joke? I do not get it.
19 Nov, 2012, 2:58 am
True¡¡ PLZ CHECK MY GALLERY
19 Nov, 2012, 3:05 am
^^Without women, a man is nothing.
19 Nov, 2012, 3:39 am
this is seriously one of the best jokes ever.....
19 Nov, 2012, 4:01 am
I died of laughing.... You are going to pay for my funarel right?
19 Nov, 2012, 5:01 am
Well... "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Is about right :D
19 Nov, 2012, 5:09 am
This is both deep and strong
19 Nov, 2012, 5:13 am
The bottom one is sort of true though. I mean, if they're referring to "man" as a species. It would be impossible to reproduce at our specie's current state for a man to reproduce without a woman... Don't do anything like the stuff the teens do on MTV though. Just no.
19 Nov, 2012, 7:56 am
You do know either way it's still quite misogynistic right?
19 Nov, 2012, 8:35 pm
Lawl
19 Nov, 2012, 10:55 pm
Thats so funny! lol
20 Nov, 2012, 12:25 am
The Woman is right, and I'm a man!
20 Nov, 2012, 2:19 am
go womanxD
20 Nov, 2012, 2:38 am
I pronounced it the way the males did the first time. Then again, I am a guy after all... :[
20 Nov, 2012, 4:10 am
i still dont understand
21 Nov, 2012, 4:39 pm
my ap english teacher did this with our class
21 Nov, 2012, 5:52 pm
IN UR BOYS FACES!
21 Nov, 2012, 9:03 pm
Clever.
22 Nov, 2012, 12:10 am
whats funny is the woman wrote that the man is nothing with her [which was wrong but funny]and the men wrote it right.
25 Nov, 2012, 3:06 pm
hahahaha lol
26 Nov, 2012, 12:39 am
lol i get it :3
26 Nov, 2012, 2:57 am
i dont get it plz explain the comedy in this
26 Nov, 2012, 7:11 pm
I know that you use tumblr.
this doesnt seem to be original
26 Nov, 2012, 7:15 pm
this post is a point of preference and opinion. and in my opinion its there to make you think.
A woman with out her man, is nothing.
A woman: with out her, man is nothing.
All this said was that both sides are se.xsist
27 Nov, 2012, 1:40 am
fuc.k this ,god created man first ,so hop off
27 Nov, 2012, 11:20 pm
im a guy and i agree with what the girls said. im nothing now after my last breakup <:(
28 Nov, 2012, 2:14 am
that wasnt to nice .
29 Nov, 2012, 11:44 pm
it took me a while to get it
30 Nov, 2012, 9:29 pm
I just heard this the other night, holy crap!!! :O
02 Dec, 2012, 1:48 am
And yet this is still (try to think about this one now.) a JOKE. Nuff said.
02 Dec, 2012, 7:45 am
It's true. Let's face it guys...we are nothing without the women in our lives. Shout out to women and girls everywhere. You make the world go 'round.
03 Dec, 2012, 12:42 am
Gave u another gold Lolz! ^-^
04 Dec, 2012, 3:45 am
just so everybody knows everybody can have a different point of veiw of everything that is what the joke is saying
05 Dec, 2012, 3:05 pm
men need women! boys don't need to be denying that!
05 Dec, 2012, 10:30 pm
Improper use of a colon, females failed... unless, of course, it's a book title which it isn't. I get it the joke though.
07 Dec, 2012, 7:01 pm
I AGREE WITH SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!
08 Dec, 2012, 3:52 am
is the english profesor bygendered? a woman -(without her)is man -(nothing)?
08 Dec, 2012, 12:23 pm
XDDDDDDD
08 Dec, 2012, 12:23 pm
trolled XD but im a male
08 Dec, 2012, 12:24 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
09 Dec, 2012, 7:09 pm
Haha. I've got a pic like this! :D
12 Dec, 2012, 3:16 pm
I'm a girl, and I read it the first way... but men and women both need each other so either is true
13 Dec, 2012, 7:50 pm
first!!
14 Dec, 2012, 12:06 am
well, i have to agree to the 2 one. lol
14 Dec, 2012, 2:58 am
we both need eachother so both statements are true and for all you people who think your the dominant $ex you can go ahead and try to make a baby alone. and for all you feminists out there men and women have different strengths weaknesses and ways of thinking so dont act like your supperior just because your conceted.
good joke though
15 Dec, 2012, 8:46 am
there is no intended comedy in this, its to make all the pro-1gender people think and maybe gain respect
15 Dec, 2012, 11:13 pm
This is not artwork.
19 Dec, 2012, 9:34 am
The Female Version Better. :)
20 Dec, 2012, 8:23 am
fuuuuuuubboom
20 Dec, 2012, 11:29 pm
FFS Woman woudnt exist without man...but the last sentance realise, DA.MN life is a paradox
25 Dec, 2012, 3:50 am
I have a friend that always says that god created man first because you need a roughdraft before you make the final copy. lol.
25 Dec, 2012, 4:53 am
The Female punctuation is so wrong.
26 Dec, 2012, 4:13 pm
Both are right!!!
27 Dec, 2012, 3:16 am
copied
27 Dec, 2012, 7:15 pm
I AM A GIRL AND I DO THINK THAT MALES ARE ANNOYING!! x)
30 Dec, 2012, 4:18 pm
without girls, men cant give birth, soooo....
30 Dec, 2012, 7:32 pm
stop fighting its just a f.ucken joke.
01 Jan, 2013, 8:37 am
was ist daran so cool der hat doch nur schrott geschrieben und auch noch in english ohhhhhhh
02 Jan, 2013, 6:07 am
nah u got it wrong its: a woman without her man's peni.s cumming inside of her is nothing
02 Jan, 2013, 8:27 pm
I once saw a sign which read...
'First God Created Man. Then He Had A Better Idea.' Ha ha ha!
02 Jan, 2013, 10:50 pm
^ LOL XD
04 Jan, 2013, 3:24 am
Preaty funny, but anybody thinking either gender (Im a dude if you can't guess) Is better needs to learn a few things about life. Both would be useless without the other. Tell me Im wrong, I dare you.
05 Jan, 2013, 4:57 am
ur wrong! lol im kidding! (nice joke though)
07 Jan, 2013, 7:54 am
So I heard you got jokes xD
08 Jan, 2013, 1:05 am
Is the english professor professor layton?
08 Jan, 2013, 9:23 pm
Ha Ha funny stuff... but that's not really a picture is it?
12 Jan, 2013, 12:38 am
Ha! Im a guy, but I still like this statement, and is somewhat true. (p.s. I used correct punctuation!xD)
14 Jan, 2013, 7:57 pm
Both are true
21 Feb, 2013, 7:32 am
2nd lol
10 Mar, 2013, 8:11 pm
last one: sooo true! :)
20 Apr, 2013, 4:39 pm
I don't appreciate this joke.
07 Aug, 2024, 12:10 am
I kinda get the boys and I can definately get the girls