. by Trent_Mkw

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The name of this joke is "Man and Woman"

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
12 Nov, 2012, 3:17 am
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Jordan

12 Nov, 2012, 3:25 am

funny

ChibiMofoxX

12 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am

LOL

Jordan

12 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am

r u a boy i'm a girl

Bryan BJ

12 Nov, 2012, 3:27 am

X3 So hilarious!I liked!Keep it up!Plz check my last pic!

Jordan

12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am

hello r u there

Omniscient

12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am

An English professor who can't spell 'punctuate' correctly? He should be fired!

Jordan

12 Nov, 2012, 3:29 am

hi

Trent_Mkw

12 Nov, 2012, 3:37 am

I'm a boy, BTW

Kammeh

12 Nov, 2012, 3:39 am

Thats hilarious xD

Ghosts

12 Nov, 2012, 3:50 am

YeahIBeliveTht

*The Triforce*

12 Nov, 2012, 3:55 am

OMGoodness! I read this and LOLed untill my side aced! ohh... wow, I agree with what the girls wrote! :P

ArtDesigner

12 Nov, 2012, 4:56 am

gave u a Gold star

Trent_Mkw

12 Nov, 2012, 5:09 am

^Thanks

super*star

12 Nov, 2012, 11:57 pm

i dont get it, and im a girl too :)

super*star

12 Nov, 2012, 11:58 pm

OH NOW I GET IT LOL HAHAHAHAHA XD

MattGame

13 Nov, 2012, 10:25 pm

XD! wow! that's hilarious! XD

Eclair

14 Nov, 2012, 8:42 am

So how did the professor grade the students (given that he is prone to faulty spelling)?

atmbomber

14 Nov, 2012, 9:59 pm

Lol I'm with Omiscient.

super*star

14 Nov, 2012, 10:03 pm

lol he mispelled punctuate

Unilegger

14 Nov, 2012, 10:04 pm

I bet some men could live with a woman for awhile...

Trent_Mkw

14 Nov, 2012, 11:22 pm

Hey everyone! Lets pretent the H is a T on 'punctuate'! :D

LunaClefairy

15 Nov, 2012, 3:26 am

Goes to show how the use of punctuation can change the meaning of a sentence. XD

Marshall Lee

15 Nov, 2012, 3:45 am

I Like The Second One Better. The First One Is Just Plain Smexist.

GameFreak

15 Nov, 2012, 4:44 am

ROFL

emeralds2012

15 Nov, 2012, 9:25 pm

Totally with females!!!

chilipepperjoy

15 Nov, 2012, 10:13 pm

They are both right, but a woman without a man can't make more people. So technically it should be: "A woman, without her man, makes nothing." But that's just what I think.

TimeFate

16 Nov, 2012, 2:23 am

I don't get it...

masterx41

16 Nov, 2012, 3:31 am

dude sat there for second going what then realized man is nothing without her ergo, without her, man is nothing

7Ash7hero7

16 Nov, 2012, 3:56 am

did that in class

windw8ker

16 Nov, 2012, 11:55 am

:D Yes!

Pro-Novice

16 Nov, 2012, 10:52 pm

I would probably say what the males did, and I'm a girl!! XD

Holden B 12

16 Nov, 2012, 11:59 pm

lol

Lover of all dogs

17 Nov, 2012, 12:44 am

i dont get it

hanna luna

17 Nov, 2012, 2:44 am

funny

Falgaia

17 Nov, 2012, 6:43 am

Actually most people would just forget colons existed and just punch the professor.

LoRayOfLight

17 Nov, 2012, 10:06 am

It is logical what the males would say as well as what the females would say. But sometimes it can become difficult to understand.

Cosmicclouds

17 Nov, 2012, 2:41 pm

i agree with what the girls wrote

MikuFan111

17 Nov, 2012, 2:46 pm

u spelt punctuate wrong! js[just sayin]

MattGame

17 Nov, 2012, 8:27 pm

0.0 you're in the week's best! Nawwwwce! :D

Soren130

17 Nov, 2012, 10:50 pm

ha ha epic

smartshashank

18 Nov, 2012, 11:39 am

lol its funny,, but dont u think ,to come in top of week , this isnt even a drawing/artwork :\

MidnightOpal

18 Nov, 2012, 6:22 pm

Poor professor. He can't even spell "punctuate" properly. In fact, I pity the one who did this. I knew the joke already, too.

Trent_Mkw

18 Nov, 2012, 6:46 pm

^If you knew the joke already, WHY did you even BOTHER to comment on this? OH I KNOW WHY! You just want to critisize my spelling and you try to hide the fact that you are. I ALREADY KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

arceus

18 Nov, 2012, 8:57 pm

haha!!!

TheUltimateHylian

18 Nov, 2012, 11:29 pm

Both true.

Jared20098

19 Nov, 2012, 2:48 am

Can someone tell me the joke? I do not get it.

karizz

19 Nov, 2012, 2:58 am

True¡¡ PLZ CHECK MY GALLERY

Trent_Mkw

19 Nov, 2012, 3:05 am

^^Without women, a man is nothing.

50 hotcakes

19 Nov, 2012, 3:39 am

this is seriously one of the best jokes ever.....

Lucid

19 Nov, 2012, 4:01 am

I died of laughing.... You are going to pay for my funarel right?

*BOWSER*

19 Nov, 2012, 5:01 am

Well... "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Is about right :D

CircusBones

19 Nov, 2012, 5:09 am

This is both deep and strong

crowcorvidae

19 Nov, 2012, 5:13 am

The bottom one is sort of true though. I mean, if they're referring to "man" as a species. It would be impossible to reproduce at our specie's current state for a man to reproduce without a woman... Don't do anything like the stuff the teens do on MTV though. Just no.

kmeisthax

19 Nov, 2012, 7:56 am

You do know either way it's still quite misogynistic right?

Alexer Zoderia

19 Nov, 2012, 8:35 pm

Lawl

warsnail

19 Nov, 2012, 10:55 pm

Thats so funny! lol

Future'sRetro

20 Nov, 2012, 12:25 am

The Woman is right, and I'm a man!

penguinz02

20 Nov, 2012, 2:19 am

go womanxD

Wheelmaker42

20 Nov, 2012, 2:38 am

I pronounced it the way the males did the first time. Then again, I am a guy after all... :[

marseleninea

20 Nov, 2012, 4:10 am

i still dont understand

pajamarama

21 Nov, 2012, 4:39 pm

my ap english teacher did this with our class

beyblade715

21 Nov, 2012, 5:52 pm

IN UR BOYS FACES!

ChibiNel

21 Nov, 2012, 9:03 pm

Clever.

i draw hatena ppl

22 Nov, 2012, 12:10 am

whats funny is the woman wrote that the man is nothing with her [which was wrong but funny]and the men wrote it right.

Freaky Boi Pelops

25 Nov, 2012, 3:06 pm

hahahaha lol

cherryfire

26 Nov, 2012, 12:39 am

lol i get it :3

shaDoWbOy5275

26 Nov, 2012, 2:57 am

i dont get it plz explain the comedy in this

SimonOrged

26 Nov, 2012, 7:11 pm

I know that you use tumblr.
this doesnt seem to be original

SimonOrged

26 Nov, 2012, 7:15 pm

this post is a point of preference and opinion. and in my opinion its there to make you think.
A woman with out her man, is nothing.
A woman: with out her, man is nothing.
All this said was that both sides are se.xsist

deaf duck 1999

27 Nov, 2012, 1:40 am

fuc.k this ,god created man first ,so hop off

sleeping in snow

27 Nov, 2012, 11:20 pm

im a guy and i agree with what the girls said. im nothing now after my last breakup <:(

Jayke

28 Nov, 2012, 2:14 am

that wasnt to nice .

Theigabe

29 Nov, 2012, 11:44 pm

it took me a while to get it

cheesytaters

30 Nov, 2012, 9:29 pm

I just heard this the other night, holy crap!!! :O

TheTropicalMango

02 Dec, 2012, 1:48 am

And yet this is still (try to think about this one now.) a JOKE. Nuff said.

Invictus

02 Dec, 2012, 7:45 am

It's true. Let's face it guys...we are nothing without the women in our lives. Shout out to women and girls everywhere. You make the world go 'round.

KirbyFTW2

03 Dec, 2012, 12:42 am

Gave u another gold Lolz! ^-^

Jakob993

04 Dec, 2012, 3:45 am

just so everybody knows everybody can have a different point of veiw of everything that is what the joke is saying

bethany10985

05 Dec, 2012, 3:05 pm

men need women! boys don't need to be denying that!

jcc753

05 Dec, 2012, 10:30 pm

Improper use of a colon, females failed... unless, of course, it's a book title which it isn't. I get it the joke though.

poo

07 Dec, 2012, 7:01 pm

I AGREE WITH SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!

NioXoiN

08 Dec, 2012, 3:52 am

is the english profesor bygendered? a woman -(without her)is man -(nothing)?

Gillystrawb

08 Dec, 2012, 12:23 pm

XDDDDDDD

Gillystrawb

08 Dec, 2012, 12:23 pm

trolled XD but im a male

Gillystrawb

08 Dec, 2012, 12:24 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Steampunk chibi

09 Dec, 2012, 7:09 pm

Haha. I've got a pic like this! :D

drpepper700

12 Dec, 2012, 3:16 pm

I'm a girl, and I read it the first way... but men and women both need each other so either is true

The Drawer

13 Dec, 2012, 7:50 pm

first!!

hanna luna

14 Dec, 2012, 12:06 am

well, i have to agree to the 2 one. lol

kevinivek

14 Dec, 2012, 2:58 am

we both need eachother so both statements are true and for all you people who think your the dominant $ex you can go ahead and try to make a baby alone. and for all you feminists out there men and women have different strengths weaknesses and ways of thinking so dont act like your supperior just because your conceted.
good joke though

EliteT13

15 Dec, 2012, 8:46 am

there is no intended comedy in this, its to make all the pro-1gender people think and maybe gain respect

Stratostar

15 Dec, 2012, 11:13 pm

This is not artwork.

A Kitty Cat

19 Dec, 2012, 9:34 am

The Female Version Better. :)

blaze157

20 Dec, 2012, 8:23 am

fuuuuuuubboom

IAmWither

20 Dec, 2012, 11:29 pm

FFS Woman woudnt exist without man...but the last sentance realise, DA.MN life is a paradox

BradyJenLiz

25 Dec, 2012, 3:50 am

I have a friend that always says that god created man first because you need a roughdraft before you make the final copy. lol.

Hylian Dude

25 Dec, 2012, 4:53 am

The Female punctuation is so wrong.

The Drawer

26 Dec, 2012, 4:13 pm

Both are right!!!

Loco Candy!

27 Dec, 2012, 3:16 am

copied

safia16077

27 Dec, 2012, 7:15 pm

I AM A GIRL AND I DO THINK THAT MALES ARE ANNOYING!! x)

Shibethedogge1

30 Dec, 2012, 4:18 pm

without girls, men cant give birth, soooo....

beetum

30 Dec, 2012, 7:32 pm

stop fighting its just a f.ucken joke.

vanillaXD

01 Jan, 2013, 8:37 am

was ist daran so cool der hat doch nur schrott geschrieben und auch noch in english ohhhhhhh

DurtyGuurl69

02 Jan, 2013, 6:07 am

nah u got it wrong its: a woman without her man's peni.s cumming inside of her is nothing

FeathersNFluff

02 Jan, 2013, 8:27 pm

I once saw a sign which read...
'First God Created Man. Then He Had A Better Idea.' Ha ha ha!

Trent_Mkw

02 Jan, 2013, 10:50 pm

^ LOL XD

DorsalChicken

04 Jan, 2013, 3:24 am

Preaty funny, but anybody thinking either gender (Im a dude if you can't guess) Is better needs to learn a few things about life. Both would be useless without the other. Tell me Im wrong, I dare you.

1DFanGirl

05 Jan, 2013, 4:57 am

ur wrong! lol im kidding! (nice joke though)

AfRo ToAd

07 Jan, 2013, 7:54 am

So I heard you got jokes xD

eggie

08 Jan, 2013, 1:05 am

Is the english professor professor layton?

Nocturne of Shadows

08 Jan, 2013, 9:23 pm

Ha Ha funny stuff... but that's not really a picture is it?

gamerjjxl

12 Jan, 2013, 12:38 am

Ha! Im a guy, but I still like this statement, and is somewhat true. (p.s. I used correct punctuation!xD)

mrbill4321

14 Jan, 2013, 7:57 pm

Both are true

WeDieForFreedom

21 Feb, 2013, 7:32 am

2nd lol

tempoxme

10 Mar, 2013, 8:11 pm

last one: sooo true! :)

Vmart

20 Apr, 2013, 4:39 pm

I don't appreciate this joke.

CoolWeirdo

07 Aug, 2024, 12:10 am

I kinda get the boys and I can definately get the girls

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