meow

:unicorn:

@SPEWZIE yusss thats me

HII

im so late :sob:

@Motherfather sigh late to the oarty once again... #joke

@sparklecupcakes SMH. ALSO HI PRINCESS I MISSED U BRAH HEART BROKEN EMOJI

@Motherfather HERRO BABY BOY :kissing_cat:

@sparklecupcakes how are yew... :smile_cat:

@Motherfather hrrmmmm oretty good i shall say, but i totally flunkdd my culinary test 2day :sleepy:

@sparklecupcakes I DIED WHY

@Motherfather ummm because i d not care what basting and broiling is brah... like just cook i dont wanna learn how to patricia a bagel, im #lazy

@sparklecupcakes OK NVM NOW I SEE. That sounds so boring what if I js boil myself

@Motherfather id eat you because i can. but like season yourelf for me.

@sparklecupcakes I WILL only for you tho for everyone else id be like. bland undercooked chicken

@Motherfather yuusss thank you bruz, and make sure to ive everybidy else salmonalla or whatever it is you find in #rawchicken

@sparklecupcakes I THINK ITS SALMONELLA...? IDRK. food poisoning!

@Motherfather SOMETHING like tat, i should know buttttt.. dude i also burnt myself on the oven bc a girl stepped in front of me to put her cheesecake in like buddy- you can wait an extra second.. its been 3 days an the mafk is still on my arm :crying_cat_face:

@sparklecupcakes AW. Usually the marks fade out after a week mayb? IDK IM NO PRO BUT IVE BURNT MYSELF ENOUGH TO KNOW

@Motherfather its okay were level noob tgether in this

@sparklecupcakes has anything other than tht happened..... I'll lick the mark ok?

@Motherfather hhmmm lick my mark first and there was this weird **** who sat at my friends table right next to me and tried to gaslight me into thinking the inapropriate topic he brought up first never happened in the middle of it... buddy youre not slick

pperrrrvvv

@sparklecupcakes BUDDY IS NAWT SLICK HELLO

@Motherfather THATS WHAT IM SAYINNGG #epicfail
okay now tell me abojt you youre a freshman too yeh?

no not about you, i already know you,,, i meam about how r you too

@sparklecupcakes I AM A FRESHMAN And school is so painful rn whys it so much harder nearing the end.

@Motherfather i lkterally just gave up by now like eiuuughh its almost over why are you stil testing me

@sparklecupcakes IT WAS SO PAINFUL AND I STILL HAVE ANOTHER>PROJECT TO DO

@Motherfather i mever did ANY projects bruh just shoot up yor school :broken_heart:

@sparklecupcakes DUDE. I HATE school Im so ready for it to end.

waiit i gtg eat dinner ill be bacl okay *******************

@Motherfather augghhme too but working as an adlt will be just as bad we should call everyday

ill be back ok

@sparklecupcakes TAKE YOUR TIME

@Motherfather buurrrpp

hey also why did u basically quit

oh no he dead

today is unicorn day :flushed:

@CHROMAKOPIAN wait dont pull my leg are you fr

@sparklecupcakes i mean somehow my history teacher knew.. i wonder if he's a unicorn.. hmm

@CHROMAKOPIAN eat him and see if he tase like a cake