poorly google translating random stuff is peak vro by StaticSlushie

WARNING: THIS ISN'T THE ACTUAL FINAL RESULT! During the last part, I translated it back to English every so often and kept the parts I liked most!
Anyway...

Lily: When he heard the man's words, he was very happy.
Is he still in prison?
No, no more flowers. This story is long.
Are you satisfied with the result?
We ate the same thing.
Game over. These dogs have been rescued.
He grabbed her hand and pulled her to him.
Look at my husband. (Development)
Prototype: Surprised.
Lily: Surprised.
(COTD↓)

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painted on a Nintendo Switch
31 Mar, 2026, 8:58 pm
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StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:00 pm

(CONTINUED FROM DESC)
Poppy: What did you do to him? Where is the villain?

Lily: God, you don't know anything.

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:00 pm

The Prototype: I did... I did what I had to. Well... I feel better now.
Poppy: Not...
Not...
Good morning!

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:02 pm

The Prototype: I built a house. I love you, but you took this stranger and made him my boyfriend...

(ooc but did The Prototype take a few pages from the Hugh Morris handbook :sob:)

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:03 pm

The Prototype: We're trying to destroy the paradise we were supposed to have.
Since you invested so much money in us, I think you want something better.

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:04 pm

The Prototype: Now I know. I'm ugly.
I was acting like a child because I was acting like a child.
Poppy: It breaks my heart.

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:07 pm

The Prototype: Don't worry, Bobby. I'll fight you.
Look
Poppy: Stop it.
The Prototype: The people around us called us "dead people."
Do you want me to show you my other side? (ooc: say no chat,,, don't make him angry... you don't want to see his other side... :imp: :broken_heart: :fire: :wolf: :wilted_flower:)

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:10 pm

DONE :exclamation: :exclamation: :fire: :fire:

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 9:11 pm

@-DOEY_ Remember when I mentioned working on this? I HAVE FINISHED IT.

-DOEY_

31 Mar, 2026, 9:53 pm

OH YEAAHHH

Meowy_a_Meowdracorn

31 Mar, 2026, 11:14 pm

HELPPPP :sob:

Lucario_Studios

31 Mar, 2026, 11:16 pm

What the- I don't understand the conversation

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 11:41 pm

@Lucario_Studios Okay, SO:
I'm sure you've heard of the popular game series Poppy Playtime. Well, this is based on a major cutscene in the latest game (in which the main villain is properly introduced after way too long).
So if you go to Google Translate, type in something, press the little arrows symbol to switch it to the language you were translating it into, translate it into another language, hit the switch symbol again, and repeat that a bunch of times, then translate it back into the-

StaticSlushie

31 Mar, 2026, 11:42 pm

-language you started with, the results are often wildly different (and pretty funny). And I did that with the dialogue from the cutscene! Hope that clears things up!

frown5339

01 Apr, 2026, 12:08 am

the prototype hate Lily bro :/

StaticSlushie

01 Apr, 2026, 12:25 am

@Lucario_Studios I think you tagged the wrong person??? Anyway, yeah, that's Google Translate for ya. I love doing this because you never know what's gonna come out in the end.

StaticSlushie

01 Apr, 2026, 12:26 am

@frown5339 I know, but apparently the deranged chaos entity known as Google Translate doesn't think so :skull:

Meowy_a_Meowdracorn

01 Apr, 2026, 12:32 am

The fact the google translate made him say the things he normally says about poppy instead about himself and poppy shaming him for it is so funny :sob:

Lucario_Studios

01 Apr, 2026, 12:33 am

:dizzy_face:
Yes @StaticSlushie
I did tag the wrong person....
Yeah....

ArtRaptor

01 Apr, 2026, 3:51 am

WHAT WHAT WHAT XD

_-bunnybun-_

01 Apr, 2026, 7:51 pm

i didnt really see lucario studios tag me but ok :]

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