midna: she is a glorified rat and is mid
link: idek bro hes jst link kinda cool design but hes an elf boi idk

zant: cool asf okay but crybaby
ganondorf: he has cool design but hes dumb he gets distracted by fishing rod

zelda: booo you suck she barely ever shows up

rusl: AWESOME DUDE

ilia: get the f**k away from me
colin: yusss hes so cool

beth: what

malo: ur a baby with a shop wtàf

talo: idk dumb

story: tuff okay

game itself: its a hard game i cant get past forest temple fun tho