HELP "DOS" LMAO

@_blueberry-muffins_
you should see Tartar's third card

HELP.

also splatoon is so peak wanna yap abt it

@_blueberry-muffins_
alrite so salmonids arent barbarians, theyre a society who bake, they make music, they raise families, basically theyre just like regular people but without the racism

yeah i feel like they only attack grizzco workers bc they knew abt his plans and he needs them extinct for it to work, not only are they being targeted but everyone else was being told lies and everyone started to work for grizzco either for cash or for salmon run specifically to get them extinct.

@Mister_Swag

@_blueberry-muffins_ i dont think that grizzco workers care about the salmonids very much, i think they just work there for the extra g and for the prizes

@Mister_Swagyeah (there might be extra lore in the future) its kinda like when the inklings shielded themselves from octolings, because they believed all the lies

@Mister_Swag

cuz like, grizzco workers wouldnt know about Grizz's plan, he kept it secret and only the New New Squidbeak Splatoon knew n they only found out at the last minute

oh yah i see the vision

i get the octarian thing i mean

yeah

i mean he was suspicious like screaming "MORE EGGS" but to me that seems like a normal boss :broken_heart:

@_blueberry-muffins_ real, before i became a splatoon lore buff i was like "oh yah he's just greedy and wants to swim in gold like Scrooge McDuck"

@Mister_Swag ha i didnt think of that
wanna be friends

yah @_blueberry-muffins_

do u mean switch friends too cuz i can find my friend code in a min

@Mister_Swag maybe cant have too many tho ill check and see how many friends i have

k cool

ok yeah friend me

my code is 4476 5239 3403 and my user is "skittle :p"

okk!!

also what are your pronouns

you're like the fourth friend ive met on cl i didnt know theres so many cool splatoon guys on here

they/them

youre also the fourth friend ive met who has more hours in cl than splatoon

yeah uh i kinda lost it during a move :broken_heart:

you lost ur splatoon cartridge??? thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard in my life dawg im so sorry

thank twin i cant go on wait lemme see if i have splat 2

i thimk i do my games are in the car bc we went on a trip and i left them :sob:

i need to get them latdr

oh ok cool

i just realized we like the same gorillaz songs

@CHROMAKOPIAN we have good taste

so whats new

MY FRIEND KEEPS TOUCHBNG MY COMPUETER SPTOYOTHGGGGGGGGGFNGLL:

oh do you know tadc

@_blueberry-muffins_ ik tadc but i dont watch it

have you heard of
THE LAST OF US :heart_eyes_cat:

@_blueberry-muffins_

yes

WATCH TADC ASAP ITS ONE OF MY TWO SOURCES OF HAPPINESS

last of us is SO peak tho

@_blueberry-muffins_ very swag. very swag indeed.

i remember crying about Joel on a random Thursday because of his writing

random thursday

random thursday

guess what?!

@_blueberry-muffins_ also just to clarify, i watched the tadc pilot when it came out, then the garbage brainrot people were making made me stop watching, and later i realised that its really good

@_blueberry-muffins_ what

omg i was talking with my friend who hates one of the ships i love and was like "they didnt ruin it, the fandom did" and even the fandom made the creator hate HER OWN SHOW

chicken butt

i knew how the fandom ruined gooseworx's show n stuff, which ship tho?

@_blueberry-muffins_ i knew it. 'chicken butt' to u too, you overgrown steel eel

funnybunny coughs

hey i find that offensive!!!/j

ohh,, how did they ruin it tho?

very toxic

ah i get it

hey my switch is gonna die imma come back in like 10 mins ok??

also what accent do u have cuz i saw ur bio how ur american/british

ok charger ur console

american accent

@_blueberry-muffins_ cool, i have an american accent too even tho im only hungarian/italian, idk why

oo cool people say i have a deep voice and i went on a rollercoaster (im usually really quiet on those) and i apparently sounded like an eagle

Something I thought I would never see the Splatoon villains playing Uno together