brah by mettazashihirokun

my mom made straight GOYSLOP for dinner today. she boiled corned beef. she boiled potatoes and carrots in beef broth. and then served it with boiled cabbage and mustard. shes made this like 3 times in the past and me nd my sister NEVER enjoyed it. i got 1 half of a carrot and 1 little potato for dinner. it took me 30 minutes to eat it. and after we all ate, my mom was like "THISIS WHY I DONT COOK FOR YOU GUYS WHY DONT YOU GUYS LIKE MY FOOD!?!?!?' why areu acting like ts is a,surprise

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19 Mar, 2026, 4:03 am
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mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:04 am

if me and my sisterhavent liked ts ever since u first made it genuinely why are u complaining that we didnt eat it

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:05 am

its ok tho cuz since she made dat nasty shet ive only eaten 500 calories today :heart: im so farting hungry she wouldnt even let me get a glass of milk cuz i didnt eat enough of her goyslop

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:06 am

also im autistic i should get a pass for not wanting to eat something that is genuinely abhorrent to put in my mouth. why were my carrots mushy

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:07 am

^^
that is a joke no i dont think im entitled to special treatment sinceim autistic

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:18 am

bruh......your mom is not moming

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:20 am

@mephone4_husband im gna go downstairs soon and eat processedslop cuz im hungry brooooo idc that i didnt eat ur nasty boiled beef bro ts was still mooing anyways. ima js go downstairs and get like idk a brownie or something and a large glass of milk cuz milk is filling enough

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:22 am

aslonh as youre eating

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:23 am

@mephone4_husband i mean i cant like microwave myself smt unless my step dad is awake but he'd prolly get mad at me. but idc idc idc idc idc my stomach feels like its RIPPING ITSELF OPEN

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:25 am

WHY DOES UR FAMILY WANT U TO STARVE BROO

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:28 am

@mephone4_husband idk its not that they necessarily want me to starve its just that their rules are
1: no other food if you dont eat whts made for you
2: kitchen closed at 9
3: nastya needs to cut sugar to 'fix her insomnia' but idc i want to eat

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:29 am

wh..... CLOSED AT 9pm? BROTHA THATS A WEIRD RULE

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:30 am

@mephone4_husband yeah idk dude theyre really weird about my eating specifically.

they tell me im not fat, then i eat, they say i eat too much, so i dont eat, and then my mom grounds me for not eating. like bruh

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:33 am

LITERALLY YOUR EATING HABITS ARE FINE????

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 4:34 am

@mephone4_husband
breakfast: none or a bagel like every 2 weeks bruh
lunch: whatever goyslop my school feeds me
dinner: whatever my mom forces me to make for dinner

thats like 1000 calories at most a day. like.

Jotaro-Kujo

19 Mar, 2026, 4:42 am

literally bc they make a bunch of servings for the stuff you said u didnt want and when they try to give it to you they act all surprised and angry when you dont eat it? whats the point of making food that i said i dont like then trying to feed it to me

MEPHONE4_HUSBAND

19 Mar, 2026, 4:42 am

bruh trust if you had better food youd eat more. teleporting you my dads food rn

IGOOOORR

19 Mar, 2026, 4:42 am

@mettazashihirokun i agree as a kinda picky eater

IGOOOORR

19 Mar, 2026, 4:54 am

also my mom makes something similar like that too shell make sausages boiled cabagges onions, and greens and the the smell and all the food touching the plate is absolutely VILE

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 5:10 am

@igoooorr i would throw up you are a soldier

IGOOOORR

19 Mar, 2026, 5:17 am

@mettazashihirokun i actually scoop up the food in a paper towl when no ones looking then bury it in the trash :sob:

mettazashihirokun

19 Mar, 2026, 5:19 am

@igoooorr IM CRYIGGGG id stuff a bunch in my mouth and run to the bathroom as if i need to shet

QuintupleArchive

19 Mar, 2026, 5:55 am

my mom mixed lettuce, coconut milk, ham, and chocolate powder, then blended it all together

ChuddyBoy

19 Mar, 2026, 7:29 am

bruh what :joy:

ChuddyBoy

19 Mar, 2026, 7:30 am

y9u should **** in a bowl and give it to her and threatan to kiII yourself if she wont eat it

0101sanjou_

19 Mar, 2026, 1:52 pm

i would actually vomit

_blueberry-muffins_

22 Mar, 2026, 12:14 am

@heiioworld RILEY WHAT..

_blueberry-muffins_

22 Mar, 2026, 12:14 am

bro parents are annoying af

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