I have started reading the homestuck epilogues for the first time, something I'd been avoiding for a while because I've heard they're somewhat...messed up...
And I thought "yknow what it can't be THAT bad, right?" and decided to try reading them.

DO NOT READ THE HOMESTUCK EPILOGUES. I'M NOT EVEN THAT FAR INTO READING IT AND IT'S ALREADY INSANE. AND NOT EVEN IN A FUN WAY THIS IS JUST GROSS OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS

thank god it's not canon