my mom said im not farting bowser im crashing tf out. so for context im a farting bowser fiction kin, and i got bored and showed my mom farting bowser. i pointed to it and said "thats me mom!" she gave me the dirtiest look like ive committed every crime on plant earth. youre not "farting bowser! your my daughter!" thanks mom... i ran to my room in tears while having a literal panic attack

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