MISCHARACTERIZATION!
I would be horrified and crying and screaming "IM SORRY"
:smile_cat:

but I like it its funny

ALSO!!
imsert canned laugh track sfx

@LemonadeSundae awh no :crying_cat_face:
buh buh but,, i make 3 million a moooonthtuh,,,

yes you do my beautiful huswife!!! /p
now... about putting out this fire...
canned laugh track sfx

@LemonadeSundae
oh, yeah yeah... uhh
*Looks around an reaches into pocket, grabbing z bunch of 100 dollar bills and throwing them onto the fire*
sigghh.. i love being rich
*the fire grows bigger*

@Sushiiplate
ugh. I'll get the fire extinguisher..
and not everything can be solved by throwing money at it, honey! /p
sigh canned laugh track sfx

@LemonadeSundae
meeehhh doesnt hurt to tr- ....hey wheres that laughter coming from?
[hmmm im getting deja vu]

@Sushiiplate
shshshhh don't worry about it..
also I have a fire extinguisher!
puts out the kitchen fire

@LemonadeSundae
Wowie,,, slash p honey,,, what a DINNER! :smirk_cat:
raising eyebrows thing with laugh track

@Sushiiplate
Yikes.. maybe I'll just order a pizza...

@LemonadeSundae
..actually pizza doesnt sound too bad!
Or perhaps the REAL dinner here.. heh, is you- :smirk_cat: /J
COUGH woops that wasnt my line i meant the friends we made along the way mb mb

@Sushiiplate
d'aww hun.. you know you cant have your dessert BEFORE dinner.. /J /p

@LemonadeSundae
Oh hey, you're right !!
bum ahh jolly bucktooth emoji on my expression

/J

@Sushiiplate
sigh.. I LOVE when you make that face :3 /p

@Sushiiplate
sighh thank god we're rich and don't have kids

@LemonadeSundae oh thank GOD we dont have kids!!!! and also that we're rich... :drooling_face: :drooling_face: i love money,,

@Sushiiplate
maybe we can have one and exploit it!! and sell one of its kidneys /JOKING

@LemonadeSundae [HELLPPPP???]
hmmm,,, i was thinking more of child labor, but that works too ! :smile_cat: /JJJ

@Sushiiplate
ouh babe you always have the best ideas.. /p /j

@LemonadeSundae
heh... i know bae, i know,... :smirk_cat: /p /j
wraps my arm around u with the cocky smirk ykyk

@Sushiiplate
mwah, okay baby! why don't I order that pizza now... /p

@LemonadeSundae please, i am STARVING ! :smirk_cat:

@Sushiiplate
okay! uses the common house phone to order a pizza

@LemonadeSundae
if you say the pizza is dangerous i WILL slime you out btw :smile_cat: :smile_cat: /ref /j

hun. I think the pizza is dangerous.. /p /j
(I dont get the ref :[)

@LemonadeSundae
(SSIIIGGHHH im just toooooo niche...)

@Sushiiplate
whats the ref :[

@Sushiiplate
also don't worry about pregnancy hun! I'll get pregnant for you!! /p /JOKING.

@LemonadeSundae **** like,,,,
911 whats ur emergency,,,
hi id like to place an order for a pizza,,
maam this is 911
yes i know,,,
GASP,, if ur in dangr, ask for peperoni,,,,
yes,, peperoni,,,
*******

@LemonadeSundae HELPPP ME QAHSAHAGH????

@Sushiiplate
ohh I get it!!
well excuse me I need to order a pizza! /p

@LemonadeSundae
yeaa yea ok dear, get to it,,, :smirk_cat: slaps ur ahh- COUGH back, i mean i slapped ur back as u left yk like pat it
(/J /J /J /J IM JOKING IM JOKING.)

@Sushiiplate
WAIT ITS LIKE THAT MEME WHERE ITS LIKE "the cake is almost ready!"

@LemonadeSundae heh.. oh i can tell alright :smirk_cat:
HWAHKASEAHAHH I LOVE THAT MEME SO MUCH

@Sushiiplate
im drawing that from memory

@LemonadeSundae please do :pleading_face:

I have no idea how to do this :[

@LemonadeSundae awh :sob: dont, its bokay

@Sushiiplate
IM SORRY :sob:

@LemonadeSundae waagghh dont be!! you literally did nothing wrong!! its okay !!! :crying_cat_face:

@Sushiiplate
but I failed an assigned task :pleading_face:
that makes me a failure :[

@LemonadeSundae nahhh that wasnt no task, just a sily lil uneeded request,,, you're nlt a failure, dude,,,

but I feel like I am :[

@LemonadeSundae You have to be more easier on yourself, you'll mess up sometimes and sometimes you'll make a little mistake, or maybe it'll be nothing at all, and thats okay, you just gotta be patient with yourself!

@Sushiiplate
okay :]
so anyygays hru

@LemonadeSundae I AM SO AMAZIBG YO TODAY WAS AWESOM

@Sushiiplate
okay :]

@LemonadeSundae how abt you !!!

@Sushiiplate
meh. theres gonna be a bunch of snow this weekend so, not ready for that

@LemonadeSundae OH YEAAHHH
since im in Texas, we only have a small chance of snow, BUUUT theres gonna be a freeze soon, terrified for the hopefully soon not to come power outage

@Sushiiplate
oh yeah me too

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,,im so terrified of the dark dude its not even funny

@Sushiiplate
what if you were in the dark... and I was there... :smiling_imp:

@Sushiiplate
IDEA IDEA!!
what if I drew us like but you're "Murphy" and I'm "Lily"!!!

@Sushiiplate
basically a gender swap

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,I WOULD LOVE THAT

@LemonadeSundae also if u were in the dark id be very concerned on how u found my house :smile_cat:

@Sushiiplate
also hi!! hru?

@LemonadeSundae hello!!! im okay, kinda meh,, hbu ?

@Sushiiplate
yeah same :[

@LemonadeSundae the whole week had been so up n down,,, great things happened but horrible stuff blanced it out,,, is it just me ?

@Sushiiplate
WHAT HAPPENED.

@LemonadeSundae lemme count herreeee
PROS:
Warioware on my 3ds grind!!!
got my friend to play 2 games i really like!!
got money!!
Bf exists!!
Got a rare yo-kai in yo-kai watch 2!!

CONS:
Dad argued with me!!
Close friend tried kiIIing themselves, theyre now in hospital!!
Mood swings of feeling like an object!!
CIS is barely there when i needed them this week!!
Realizng my band teacher of 5 years never cared for me!!
Starting to hate band!!
Freeze comin up!!

@Sushiiplate
oh
well sometimes you just gotta keep going no matter what!

@Sushiiplate
IM SORRY IM HORRIBLE AT HELPING PEOPLE WITH STUFF LIKE THIS :[

@LemonadeSundae Yeah !! Tis shall be my spirit!! :smile_cat:

@LemonadeSundae ITS BOKAYY
i want expecting any comfort eitherway, just sharing !!

WASNT*

@Sushiiplate
oh
im sorry :[

@LemonadeSundae no worries !!

@Sushiiplate
so.. now what?

@LemonadeSundae dunno! im attempting to open up servers on my 3ds rn,,,

@Sushiiplate
oh okay!

@Sushiiplate
so.. what if we were genderswapped..

@LemonadeSundae well i AM genderfluid, so teeechnically,,,,,,

@Sushiiplate
how do you feel about Matthew?
cuz I'd obviously be Lily

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,Matthew doesnt sound too bad, actually

@Sushiiplate
chat what if I was the grim reaper

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,,would you take my soul ?

@Sushiiplate
I mean.. when you die yeah..

MARISSA!!!! ANTONBLAST THE END UPDATE JUST DROPPED ON SWITCH TODAY!!!

@LemonadeSundae GRRAAAAHHHH NO WAY !!!!!!!!!!

@Sushiiplate
wait do you have ab?

@LemonadeSundae Nope but im happy you're excited !

@Sushiiplate
maybe you should buy it :3

@LemonadeSundae hmmm ,,,, ill consider it,,,

@Sushiiplate
sigh its 20 dollars I think

@LemonadeSundae when i got trash money ill look more into it i promise, mkay ?

@Sushiiplate
bokay :3

@Sushiiplate
now what...

@LemonadeSundae
Stranded in desert type line,,,,

@Sushiiplate
god forbid I keep the convorsation going...

@LemonadeSundae oh hi hi you!!! you're still awake !

@Sushiiplate
yes I am! :3

@LemonadeSundae tops to the night with ya, sir !
tophat bow greeting thing,,

@Sushiiplate
my mother never lets me stay up this late!
also whats that white thing in the sky, is it the sun? :[

@LemonadeSundae THAT, my dear sir, is called a moon
nod nod

@Sushiiplate
ooo!! ...whats a moon?

@LemonadeSundae a lil thing that surrounds our planet,,,

@Sushiiplate
oooo!!!!
fascinating!!

@LemonadeSundae Any other questions sir ? :smile_cat:

@Sushiiplate
hmm.. how does it glow so bright if its a rock?

@LemonadeSundae .........
blink blink
...you're a very good question asker, sir
.....uhhh
....any other questions s-sir?

@Sushiiplate
Marissa, where do babies come from? /silly

@LemonadeSundae
.....uhm
..........well.
.. .. when two people love very much
they uh
.... uhh
........ hand motions of confusion..?.?..???

@Sushiiplate
you're not a very good question answerer >:[ /silly

@LemonadeSundae
Well SIR. this is an odd question ,, so,, you gotta find that out on your own,,,

@Sushiiplate
I have another question!
can we hold hands and hug and and kiss n stuff and say we love eachother :] /p

@LemonadeSundae
,,,,,,yes please
,,,lemme hold you please

@Sushiiplate
yay okay!!!

@LemonadeSundae
,,, grabby hands

@Sushiiplate
hugs :]

sigh anygays now what..

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,DARE I SAY IT AGAIN

@LemonadeSundae ,,,,,,,,,stranded in desert type situation :smile_cat:

@Sushiiplate
look around Marissa...

@LemonadeSundae
looks around :drooling_face:

help im entering the sleepy stage where i slowly lose it

@Sushiiplate
I still love u!! /p

@LemonadeSundae Hooray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Sushiiplate
chat we're literally like tall and small buster in antonblast :3

@Sushiiplate
morning my loveeee...

@LemonadeSundae morningg !!! :cat:

@Sushiiplate
how do you feel?

@LemonadeSundae ,,,bonita /ref

now all I can think about is Kid Cosmic

@LemonadeSundae NOT THE REFERENCE I WAS MAKING BUT KID COSMIC MENTION

@Sushiiplate
yay!