MISCHARACTERIZATION!
I would be horrified and crying and screaming "IM SORRY"
:smile_cat:

but I like it its funny

ALSO!!
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@LemonadeSundae awh no :crying_cat_face:
buh buh but,, i make 3 million a moooonthtuh,,,

yes you do my beautiful huswife!!! /p
now... about putting out this fire...
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@LemonadeSundae
oh, yeah yeah... uhh
*Looks around an reaches into pocket, grabbing z bunch of 100 dollar bills and throwing them onto the fire*
sigghh.. i love being rich
*the fire grows bigger*

@Sushiiplate
ugh. I'll get the fire extinguisher..
and not everything can be solved by throwing money at it, honey! /p
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@LemonadeSundae
meeehhh doesnt hurt to tr- ....hey wheres that laughter coming from?
[hmmm im getting deja vu]

@Sushiiplate
shshshhh don't worry about it..
also I have a fire extinguisher!
puts out the kitchen fire

@LemonadeSundae
Wowie,,, slash p honey,,, what a DINNER! :smirk_cat:
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@Sushiiplate
Yikes.. maybe I'll just order a pizza...

@LemonadeSundae
..actually pizza doesnt sound too bad!
Or perhaps the REAL dinner here.. heh, is you- :smirk_cat: /J
COUGH woops that wasnt my line i meant the friends we made along the way mb mb

@Sushiiplate
d'aww hun.. you know you cant have your dessert BEFORE dinner.. /J /p

@LemonadeSundae
Oh hey, you're right !!
bum ahh jolly bucktooth emoji on my expression

/J

@Sushiiplate
sigh.. I LOVE when you make that face :3 /p

@Sushiiplate
sighh thank god we're rich and don't have kids

@LemonadeSundae oh thank GOD we dont have kids!!!! and also that we're rich... :drooling_face: :drooling_face: i love money,,

@Sushiiplate
maybe we can have one and exploit it!! and sell one of its kidneys /JOKING

@LemonadeSundae [HELLPPPP???]
hmmm,,, i was thinking more of child labor, but that works too ! :smile_cat: /JJJ

@Sushiiplate
ouh babe you always have the best ideas.. /p /j

@LemonadeSundae
heh... i know bae, i know,... :smirk_cat: /p /j
wraps my arm around u with the cocky smirk ykyk

@Sushiiplate
mwah, okay baby! why don't I order that pizza now... /p

@LemonadeSundae please, i am STARVING ! :smirk_cat:

@Sushiiplate
okay! uses the common house phone to order a pizza

@LemonadeSundae
if you say the pizza is dangerous i WILL slime you out btw :smile_cat: :smile_cat: /ref /j

hun. I think the pizza is dangerous.. /p /j
(I dont get the ref :[)

@LemonadeSundae
(SSIIIGGHHH im just toooooo niche...)

@Sushiiplate
whats the ref :[

@Sushiiplate
also don't worry about pregnancy hun! I'll get pregnant for you!! /p /JOKING.

@LemonadeSundae **** like,,,,
911 whats ur emergency,,,
hi id like to place an order for a pizza,,
maam this is 911
yes i know,,,
GASP,, if ur in dangr, ask for peperoni,,,,
yes,, peperoni,,,
*******

@LemonadeSundae HELPPP ME QAHSAHAGH????

@Sushiiplate
ohh I get it!!
well excuse me I need to order a pizza! /p

@LemonadeSundae
yeaa yea ok dear, get to it,,, :smirk_cat: slaps ur ahh- COUGH back, i mean i slapped ur back as u left yk like pat it
(/J /J /J /J IM JOKING IM JOKING.)

@Sushiiplate
WAIT ITS LIKE THAT MEME WHERE ITS LIKE "the cake is almost ready!"

@LemonadeSundae heh.. oh i can tell alright :smirk_cat:
HWAHKASEAHAHH I LOVE THAT MEME SO MUCH

@Sushiiplate
im drawing that from memory

@LemonadeSundae please do :pleading_face:

I have no idea how to do this :[

@LemonadeSundae awh :sob: dont, its bokay

@Sushiiplate
IM SORRY :sob:

@LemonadeSundae waagghh dont be!! you literally did nothing wrong!! its okay !!! :crying_cat_face:

@Sushiiplate
but I failed an assigned task :pleading_face:
that makes me a failure :[

@LemonadeSundae nahhh that wasnt no task, just a sily lil uneeded request,,, you're nlt a failure, dude,,,

but I feel like I am :[

@LemonadeSundae You have to be more easier on yourself, you'll mess up sometimes and sometimes you'll make a little mistake, or maybe it'll be nothing at all, and thats okay, you just gotta be patient with yourself!