1. i have big boots i wear all the time i can never take off

2. im gay because of spencers studded belts

3. i made mpreg possible

4. i have so much swag im a criminal in swagland

5: i think cannibalism should be legal

6. im verycoolguyokay
7. im

8. i have a weezer bodypillow ahd everynight i make out sloppy style with it and rub its belly

9. i have a dark chamber where i collect the souls of evil twinks

10. number 10

11. i collect bottles of different peoples ****