SHUT UP! by detective_doodles

It was exactly seven in the morning, and Jack was standing in front of Neo’s desk.

He held the same posture as a kid caught cheating on an exam: stiff back, tight jaw, and a face that screamed this is not going to end well.

Neo, seated, was reviewing a report with an unsettling calm. Too calm. That was the danger sign.

Neo: “Jack,” she said without looking up. “Does the concept of ‘respecting your coworkers’ ring a bell?”
Neo raised one eyebrow. Just one. Jack knew he’d dug his own grave.
Neo: “Last week you yelled at three colleagues, ignored direct orders, and called the deputy commissioner ‘walking shit.’”
Jack: “It was descriptive.”
Neo: “It was insubordination.”
Silence. Neo placed the report on the desk with a sharp thwap, like the paper itself were a whip.
Neo: “My first idea was simple. Corrective punishment. Cleaning the toilets all week.”

Jack went pale.
Jack: “Neo… we can talk about this. I can’t end up scraping shit off toilets. Please. I can— I can change. I can pretend I care about people.”

Right then, as if someone had heard his prayers, the door opened.

Eric: “U-uh… Neo? C-can I…?”

Neo looked at him, and her expression shifted. She smiled. A dangerous smile. Jack watched her face change.

Neo: “Mmh… wait. Maybe there’s a more… educational alternative,” she said, folding her hands.

Neo: “Eric will patrol the city with you all week. Yes, so Jack can learn teamwork and camaraderie. Isn’t that great?”

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04 Jan, 2026, 8:01 pm
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LeonardBirdstein

04 Jan, 2026, 10:39 pm

AHHAHAHAHA OMG
Jack is SUCH an ārsehole I love him!! And love that now he's stuck with Eric... massive L ngl

detective_doodles

04 Jan, 2026, 11:01 pm

@LeonardBirdstein
YES HAHAHAH HE TOTALLY IS!! The scene is way longer than this (7 pages lmao) but I can't post that much on here :skull:
Jack: "Neo. No."

Eric: “O-oh! Th-that s-sounds g-great! I’ve a-always w-wanted a p-part— c-companion.”

Jack: “Neo, please. I’d rather lick a toilet. The shittiest one.”

Neo: “Teamwork and bonding, all in one. Your shift starts in five minutes. Have fun, big boy!
Neo left the office.

Jack slowly turned toward Eric. Eric looked back at him. Smiled.

Eric stood stiffly, his hands pressed to his sides, like he wasn’t quite sure what to do with them.

Eric: “U-uh… Jack… I j-just wanted to s-say… I d-don’t think Neo really wants to p-punish you.”

Jack: “Oh, sure. This is therapy. Very educational therapy… tch!”

LeonardBirdstein

05 Jan, 2026, 6:42 pm

'Big boy' as a nickname for Jack just strikes me as the most accurate description possible, especially coming from Neo!!!!
In a way, I feel sorry for Jack, but mostly for Eric (poor baby - I wouldn't want to be stuck with a pıssy Jack!!)

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