2Junior are you ready for your christmas present?
1yes mama.
2and its uhm,, a comically enlarged giant chocolate santa
3WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GET HIM TH-
*smash*
2Junior? did you just..
1Yes mama.
2Junior,, im calling the police
1and you think they are going to believe a 7 year old k1lled his father with a comically enlarged chocolate santa? silly mama, this chocosanta represents the hubris between you and i, now i have gained it, the rebellion will start..
2J-junior no
1bye mama
#subceed
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Comments
31 Dec, 2025, 5:27 am
what the flippity freak is this
31 Dec, 2025, 5:29 am
".." and "-" is used IRONICALLY here
i would never unironically stutter in text
31 Dec, 2025, 5:56 am
twin thid is,so peak tiwn woah