I am making conversation with my sleep. His name is Jebidiah. Here's a conversation we had.

Me: "I know you're there."

Jebidiah: "..."

Me: "Look, I know you're here to scare the sh!t out of me and k!ll me, but if my death doesn't turn into a documentary, then I didn't do it right and I need to try again."

Jebidiah: "..."

Me: "... Do you want some coffee?"

Jebidiah: "... Yes please."

Feel free to gift him fanart. I'll show him for y'all.

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