"dad, i'm a map. it stands for min-" by fishbones
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP ON GAS
IMMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ÁSS
PULVERIZE THIS FÜCK WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUT OF LUCK
TRUCK
#antimap #mapsdni #map #asgore #driving #in #my #car #right #after #a #beer #drivinginmycar
remix to hop in the car and run them over
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22 Dec, 2025, 1:41 am
i cant draw cars
22 Dec, 2025, 1:46 am
crazy confession :broken_heart:
22 Dec, 2025, 1:55 am
@-Pansy-
all maps get the opportunity to become a speed bump by ME!!!!!!
22 Dec, 2025, 1:57 am
if my kid was a map/zoo/nxcro/whatever-con that refuses to get help id kïll them
im pro-recovery 100%
22 Dec, 2025, 1:58 am
real
22 Dec, 2025, 2:01 am
@-pansy-
kid: "dad, i'm a map, it stands for minor attracted person. it is part of the lgbtq and i'm anti contact. map pride 4 life!!"
me: "are you going to get help?"
kid: "no, why would i???"
me: "hold on real quick" (goes into fridge)
kid: "why are u getting beer......"
me: "nothing dw" *drinks a bunch of them*
kid: "are u drunk????"
me: "no" *grabs keys and kid*
kid: "what's going on???" *is in front of car*
me: "HIYAH!!!" *runs over child*
22 Dec, 2025, 2:08 am
that story is truly amazing i can see all the effort you put into it to build up that plot.. absolute cinema :yellow_heart: