- dislocated my jaw in my sleep

- threw up because i got mad at my drawing

- had an apple fall on my head when i was picking apples (it made a clunk noise)

- burped in my friend's face because i thought he was my little sister (he burped back)

- pretended to punch my friend and actually punched them

- in the car while my sis was talking i spit my protein shake out so hard that the fluids flew behind me (i had to spit it out because there was a gross glob)

ok i ran out of space to type bye