Human Dack by Nonexistant

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painted on a Nintendo Switch
16 Nov, 2025, 11:03 pm
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-M3PH0N3_4-

16 Nov, 2025, 11:05 pm

WHY IS HE KINDA....

:stuck_out_tongue:

Nonexistant

16 Nov, 2025, 11:07 pm

Heh yes
@-M3PH0N3_4-

Nonexistant

16 Nov, 2025, 11:09 pm

im at 2%
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-M3PH0N3_4-

16 Nov, 2025, 11:13 pm

@Nonexistant

Sobs loudly

Nonexistant

16 Nov, 2025, 11:17 pm

1%
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-M3PH0N3_4-

16 Nov, 2025, 11:19 pm

@Nonexistant

NOOOO

Nonexistant

16 Nov, 2025, 11:21 pm

Dw ill chrage and then come back so dnt leave
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-M3PH0N3_4-

16 Nov, 2025, 11:25 pm

@Nonexistant

ok :3

Nonexistant

17 Nov, 2025, 12:39 am

ok gn
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Nonexistant

18 Nov, 2025, 10:06 pm

Cod you be any funnier?
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???? That joke really krilled me
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???? You’re so finny, I can’t even
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???? I’m hooked on your humor
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???? You’re dolphinitely the life of the party
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???? Stop squidding around and make me laugh
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???? Turtle-y hilarious every time
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???? I whaley needed that joke today
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???? Shell yeah, that was funny
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???? Let minnow if you have more jokes
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???? You’re o-fish-ally hilarious
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???? Eel you always be this funny?
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???? Cephalopods got nothing on your humor
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???? This pun is ink-redible
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???? Don’t be koi, share more jokes
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Funny Fish Puns
Funny Fish Puns
???? I’m not trying to be shellfish, but I need more laughs
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???? Holy mackerel, that cracked me up
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???? You’re jaws-droppingly funny
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???? Stop carping around and tell me a pun
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???? You’re the sole reason I smile
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???? Tuna in for more laughs
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???? I can’t kelp but laugh
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???? You’re flipping hilarious
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???? You’re quite the catch
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???? That was so bad it was brill-iant
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???? That pun was off the hook
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???? You’re my favorite kind of weird fish
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???? Clam down, it’s just a joke
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???? Trout of this world humor
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???? Bass-ically perfect
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Fish Puns One-Liners
???? I’m hooked on you
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???? You’re the only fish in my sea
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???? Let’s make a splash together
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???? You had me at ‘hello’fin
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???? Fin-ish my heart already
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???? We go together like fish and chips
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???? You’re totally reely cool
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???? I’m reel-y into you
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???? You make my heart swim
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???? I’d scale any ocean for you
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???? Let’s not flounder around anymore
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???? You octopi my thoughts
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???? Eel be the one for me
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???? You’re piranha in a sea of goldfish
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???? Sea-riously, I love you
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Cute Fish Puns
Cute Fish Puns
???? I’m hooked on your smile
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???? You make my heart swimmy
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???? You’re my turtle-y adorable catch
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???? Let’s swim through life together
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???? You krill me with your cuteness
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???? Just keep swimming… toward my heart
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???? You’re my whale-mate
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???? You’re my perfect little sea star
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???? I’m not squidding when I say you’re cute
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???? You make me shark-happy
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???? You make my heart bubble
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???? I’d dive deep just for you
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???? We shell be together
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???? You give me fintastic feels
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???? I sea you and I smile
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Nonexistant

18 Nov, 2025, 10:07 pm

Let’s get naughtycal
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???? I’m sharking for some action
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???? I want to octopi your bed
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???? That’s one slippery catch
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???? Let’s make a splash… in private
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???? You’ve got a reely big rod
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???? I’ll be your dirty little guppy
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???? Get tangled in my fishing net
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???? I sea what you’re packing
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???? Ready to scale things up tonight?
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???? You got me all wet
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???? Let’s shell-abrate with a bang
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???? Kelp me get out of these clothes
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???? I want to deep dive into your sea
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???? Your bait’s irresistible
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Unique Fish Puns
???? You’re the highlight of my fish-tory
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???? You krill my vibe in the best way
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???? Let’s tuna-verse together
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???? You’re the splash in my coffee
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???? Sharkasm is my love language
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???? Float like a fish, sting like a jelly
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???? You’re my shellmate for life
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???? I sea potential in us
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???? You’re the pearl in my oyster
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???? Let’s scale new heights together
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???? You give me ocean-sized joy
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???? Let’s start a new fishion trend
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???? You’re the tide I ride
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???? Your love is off the reef
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???? Hook, line, and sinker — I’m yours
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Fish Puns for Kids
Fish Puns for Kids
???? You’re fintastic!
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???? Let’s be best fish-friends forever
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???? What a reely good joke!
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???? You’re one cool tuna
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???? Have a splashing good time!
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???? Stay shell-acious
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Nonexistant

18 Nov, 2025, 10:07 pm

Keep swimming and smiling
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???? You’re a reel superstar
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???? You’re turtley awesome
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???? Have a whale of a day!
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???? Just squidding!
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???? I’m not lionfish-ing, you’re great
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???? Be proud to be a little guppy
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???? That’s a punderful idea!
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???? Don’t be crabby, be happy!
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Animal Crossing Fish Puns
???? That sea bass was not worth the wait
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???? “Sea” what I did there?
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???? I “cod” barely believe I caught that
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???? Blathers hates it, but I’m proud
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???? It’s a fish, not a pun-ishment
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???? “Tuna” in to Nook’s deals
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???? Fishing for compliments today!
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???? I’d “shell” this catch for bells
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???? This pond smelt funny
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???? “Whale,” that escalated quickly
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???? I caught feelings… and a carp
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???? Rod and reel talk: I’m hooked
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???? That’s one heck of a “reel”-ationship
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???? No ifs, ands, or perch
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???? Cast away your worries!
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Fish Puns and Jokes
???? Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
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???? What do fish use to get high? Sea-weed
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???? What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar
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???? Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide
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???? How do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales
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???? What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon
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???? Why are fish so smart? Because they spend all day in school
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???? What’s a fish’s favorite game? Salmon Says
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???? What’s a fish’s favorite movie? Finding Nemo
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???? What do you call a fish magician? A magicarp
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???? Why don’t fish do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level
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???? How do fish contact each other? On the shell-phone
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???? What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible
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???? Why was the fish grounded? Too many off-the-scale pranks
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???? What did the romantic fish say? I’ve got a fin-cy for you!
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Conclusion

Nonexistant

19 Nov, 2025, 10:16 pm

We dont talk about the comments ok
@RedDahlia

-M3PH0N3_4-

21 Nov, 2025, 1:02 pm

WHAT THE FREAK

Nonexistant

21 Nov, 2025, 8:08 pm

Shhhh... @-M3PH0N3_4-

-M3PH0N3_4-

22 Dec, 2025, 5:28 pm

licks his legs....

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