oran is hot when hes stressed- I MEAN UHM... SURE IS NICE OUTSIDE EH?

@AnonymousAndUnknown oran is always hot- Er um yes amazing weather today

@AnonymousAndUnknown @-SleepyRacoon- u guys scare me :feet:

@pear-60 what it's a normal conversation about the weather today :sob: :broken_heart:

@-SleepyRacoon- sure, thats beautiful katey :broken_heart:

@-SleepyRacoon- @pear-60 yeah, its such a nice day... thats definitely all :thumbsup:

why is oran genuinely majestic, whar

@AnonymousAndUnknown oran was the one that made the day beautiful- Yup such a nice sunny day :3

@-SleepyRacoon- yeah... very nice, hot sunny day...

emphasis on hot-

@AnonymousAndUnknown yes very very HOT :broken_heart:

@-SleepyRacoon- i think the player character is going to go rouge and try to steal the hotte... yandere mode ig- I mean... the uhm... clouds are trying to stel the sun.. yeahhhh

@AnonymousAndUnknown oh noes not the hottie- by hottie i mean the sun... definitely mean the sun :|

@-SleepyRacoon- @AnonymousAndUnknown
what the freak are you guys on

@-SleepyRacoon- Oran is my sunshine- UHM... SUN YES. VERY... BRIGHT-

@pear-60 wdym? im perfectly sober! *as stashes suspicious object-*

@pear-60 im on fairy dust bc im super whimsy :full_moon_with_face:

@AnonymousAndUnknown * proceeds to sing you are my sunshine to oran- um i mean the sun*

@-SleepyRacoon- ameture *kneels in front of oran and proposes*- I MEAN UHM... THE SUN YES... MARRY THE SUN MUCH GOOD-

@AnonymousAndUnknown i can do better :smirk: * puts oran in a wedding dress forces him to marry me and takes him on the best honeymoon ever :sunglasses: *

@-SleepyRacoon- GASP *picks up oran and runs away*

@AnonymousAndUnknown NOOOOO MY MALEWIFE :sob: :sob: *reports you to police for kidnapping my husband*

@-SleepyRacoon- AHHH NO HES MINE NOWWWW

@AnonymousAndUnknown GRRRR NO >:(

@-SleepyRacoon- *runs to a isolated cabin in uhm... Russia to live in peace with oran*

@AnonymousAndUnknown *blows it up with bomb that doesn't hurt oran*

@-SleepyRacoon- ... THE
BOMB WAS ORAN PROOF???

@AnonymousAndUnknown yes...yes it was :smiling_imp:

@-SleepyRacoon- well... good thing... I WAS AT THE STORE.. AND THEREFORE DID NOT DIE

@AnonymousAndUnknown *gets on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.......

@-SleepyRacoon- *picks up and stares into eyes very much deep or whtevr* oran is mine

@AnonymousAndUnknown * regains all strength and uses wolf mind powers to push you back we are both in the air floating* no he's NOTTTTTTTT!!!!

@-SleepyRacoon- ... *holds knife to orans neck* EITHER I GET HIM OR NO ONE DOES-

@-SleepyRacoon- BRO SAVE ORAN

@AnonymousAndUnknown *i look nervously at you and back at oran*.....DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOUR DOING IS INSANE :sob:

@pear-60 I'll try :sob:

@-SleepyRacoon- IM CRAZY I KNOW. ORAN IS MY TRUE LOVE AND ID RATHER **** HIM THEN SEE HIM WITH YOU *im laughing way to hard irl...*

@AnonymousAndUnknown PLEASE LOOK AT WHAT UR BECOMING YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM DEAD DO YOU?!
* same wth is wrong w us :sob: *

@-SleepyRacoon- I... ID HATE FOR THAT BUT... I CANT LET HIM BE WITH YO!

@AnonymousAndUnknown YOU DON'T WANT TO HOLD THE BODY OF UR LOVE IN UR HANDS WOULD YOU???

@-SleepyRacoon- ... *stops... like was about to talk*

@AnonymousAndUnknown Please just do whats right and give him here... Please you don't have to do this

@-SleepyRacoon- n-no! I CANT LEAVEHIM! *tears up etc etc*

@AnonymousAndUnknown if you **** him he would be leaving you!! *also tears up*

@-SleepyRacoon- BUT I CANT SEE HIM WITH ANYONE ELSE!!!!

@AnonymousAndUnknown AND YOU'D RATHER ONLY SEE HIS NAME ON A STONE?

@-SleepyRacoon- n-no! ILL ALWAYS BE WITH HIM! *and for plot purposes and getting ts over, she **** him then herslef. the endddd*

@AnonymousAndUnknown *revives oran w magical alpha powers*

@-SleepyRacoon- ... *fucing dies of cringe*

@AnonymousAndUnknown YAYAYA ME AND ORAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN- uh erm...CANADA!

@AnonymousAndUnknown :sob: