Few nights ago and my older brother was acting pretty restarted, so I asked him, "were you dropped as a baby?" My ma started laughing and said "He wasn't, but you were." so she told me the beautiful story of how I almost died:

When my older brother was around 6 and I was around 4, Mason was in swiming lessons. My ma would take me to the pool since I liked the snacks they gave. But one evening, I fell back on my chair, and my head slammed on the concrete ground. (cont.)