CAT TOY by EVIL_Rei_ayanami

(OG SONG: JAX TOY) Are you still really here watchin' old octoрimp slop? man, I really thought the fandom would have better taste now... maybe you could waste your time doin somethin more mature. like taxes. but I know... you won't. (SONG) What's got ya fumin, buddy? what's got you ragin, dude? did sburb рiss you off? you better learn to cope soon! this game eats jokes for breakfast, you'll need some thicker skin! cause if you're angry now imagine how you'll feel when...

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painted on a Nintendo Switch
18 Oct, 2025, 7:06 pm
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EVIL_Rei_ayanami

18 Oct, 2025, 7:14 pm

you check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes!
(feferi) Rox!
when every step you take's a face fulla rakes!
when even seats are threatening a certain sound!
you're entertainment, who even needs a clown!
don't you )(av-e any ot)(er way of -ent-ertaining yours-elf t)(at DO-ESN'T involv-e tоrturing people?
....no
get your cat toy!
have a little laugh, boy!
so you're not down to clown?
well I won't let that
GET
ME
DOWN!
I'm your cat toy! have a little laugh, boy!

EVIL_Rei_ayanami

18 Oct, 2025, 7:18 pm

i'd say i'm sorry, but it's not that kinda party!
wait, please gimme a second... so let me get this straight, the mini-jester thinks there's a solution to our fate!
wait, wait, let's hear her out! got nothin here but TIME!
just let us in on what will save us did we miss a sign?
d'ya hear that audience, you're in for a show...
breaking numbers but we're suffering though...
and as you chuckle on your side of the screen...
i think i'll join you! giving a little beam!

EVIL_Rei_ayanami

18 Oct, 2025, 7:21 pm

What is it? are ya crying from the jab to the side?
can't handle snide comments, looking to confide in feferi?
good luck with that to ya, i'm giving gold to those unfortunate enough to end up in a circus from a rancid purchase of a headset, just my luck...! had gone and cursed us...!
you wanna smile and ease your mind? then lighten up!
so says my sign...
callie, i think your stupid boombox is busted.

EVIL_Rei_ayanami

18 Oct, 2025, 7:24 pm

Get your cat toy!
get a little laugh, boy!
so you're not down to clown, well i won't let that
GET
ME
DOWN!
I'm your cat toy, have a little laugh, boy!
i'd say i'm sorry but it's not that kinda party!

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