so real

@silliest_silly this is what i do almost ever day

every

i do stuff like that aswell :3

@silliest_silly WHICH ONES LOL

crushing on fictional characters ofc >ω<

@silliest_silly who needs real people WE'VE GOT NONEXISTENT PEOPLE!!!!

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

*ahem* rouxls kaard from deltarune

*ahem* rouxls let me in the throuple *ahem*

:full_moon_with_face:

@silliest_silly YEA FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

@BigAria
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@silliest_silly HEHEHE

:tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada: :tada:

@silliest_silly what should i say to my brother randomly >:3

im calling him rn

tell him i said hi

(and then proceed to tell him the most crazy, untrue, and wacky story abt me imaginable)

@silliest_silly my brother said "thats a lie." (i told him that what if u walked up to him and said "i was the first person on the moon and me and aria have a moon cheese business")
i make the most weird things up :sob:

he was so confused

@BigAria
LMAO :sob:

@silliest_silly WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM LOL

:skull:

@flutt3rsh7 DID YOU JUST READ OUR CONVO

LOL

@BigAria YES

DO YOU KNOW WHO I EVEN AM-

@flutt3rsh7 YOU ARE @pony-tail_2763 GRRR

@BigAria YES

GO WATCH MLP RN OR ELSE!!! /j

@pony-tail_2763 @flutt3rsh7 AAAUUUEEERGHGGGHHHH
I DONT FEEL LIEK ITTTT

@BigAria THROWS YOU AT A BRICK TYEN A BRICK AT YOU /j /p0s

... :sparkles: Athos? really :sparkles:

@flutt3rsh7 @pony-tail_2763 NO BRICKS

@AnonymousAndUnknown :sparkles: ATHOS :sparkles:

@ (sigh in uhm... french)

@AnonymousAndUnknown :turtle:

@BigAria :turtle:

@AnonymousAndUnknown :turtle:

@BigAria
and the turtle walked up
to da leemon stand
and he said to da man
runnin da stand
HEY! BOMP BOMP BOMP!
*music stops as the turtle pulls out a AK-47, fully loaded and on full auto*
empty the register and walk away slowly with your hands up, this is your only warning
*he says in a grim tone*
F-fine! j-just please dont hurt me! i have a family!
*pleads the man, tears welling up in his eyes and threatening to fall as the turtle takes the register and the cash inside, every cent*

@AnonymousAndUnknown IM LAUGHING MY BUTT OF WHAT

*off

PUT YER HANDS UP!
*shouts a voice, followed by the sound of a gūn being c0cķed, the man blinks away his tears enough to see a police officer standing at the ready, face grim as he sees the scene*
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
*yells the turtle, outraged*
A little birdy told me.
*the cop says, matter-of-factly, as a small blue bird lands on his shoulder*
CURSE YOU JEFF! YOU TRAITOR!
*the turtle screams at the bird in outrage, now him being the one on the verge of tears*

@AnonymousAndUnknown THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

*the turtle pointed his AK at the police and jeff*
I AINT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!
*he yells, ready to pull the trigger.*
NO! RICKY! YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS!
*jeff cheeps, his little birdie voice filled with emotion*
YOU CAN CHANGE!
*tears stream down jeffs cheeks*
there is no teachin' a old turtle new tricks
*Ricky (turtle) responds solemnly and pulls the trigger, the cop counter fires, but unfortunately, both ricky and jeff... are lost*

@BigAria
did i just wright a crime short story about a turtle-duck-song parody?
I DESERVE A GRAMMY BROOO

@AnonymousAndUnknown NOOOOOOOOOOO :sob: THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL

@AnonymousAndUnknown ITS BEAUTIFUL

i just re-read it, and like, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKEEEE. WHY IS IT SO GOOOODDDDD

thank youuu, I try my best sometimes :3

@AnonymousAndUnknown BRO THAT SHOULD BE LIKE, YOUR CAREER

writing??? nah, id make a bad author. i do stuff like dis 4 fun :3

being a full time author doesn't pay super good, and im not that good :/

@AnonymousAndUnknown i like write but when i do its just crazy stuff or sarcastic stuff on my school notes

i usually write short stories, i think the longest was like, 3 pages lol. i feel u on the crazy shtuff tho lmao (ex: whatever tf i wrote there ↑)

yo should write me something short in here, idek i wanna see ur writing

@AnonymousAndUnknown dang thats a lot compared to me i like write random notes to myself and call it.a day

lmaoooooo

i usually try to write at least 1 short story every day...

@AnonymousAndUnknown :sparkles: :turtle: :sparkles: DANG IM TOO LAZY TOO LOL

maybe i could start posting them here? idek, along with a doodle ig

@BigAria LMAOOOOOOOOOO

@AnonymousAndUnknown I WOULD READ ALL OF EM

GUESS I BETTER GET WRITING/DRAWING LMAOOOOOOOOO
ig i will tho, a short narriative with my random a$$ doodles

@AnonymousAndUnknown OMNOM WOOHOO

unfortunately i have HORRIBLE NEWS
*dramatic, lip biting, stop chewing popcorn, pause!*

art ******** :-/

********* (bro is block with alot of k)

fgynymmhbrrf

artblock

@AnonymousAndUnknown ARTBLOCK SIGH (you could draw link for meeeee YOU DONT HAVE TOO LOL)

... yeah sure, link is hawt

shmexy

simpable

@AnonymousAndUnknown MEOW HEHEHE (bruh im so cringe)

lmao, dw, i am to (just look at my gallery lmao)