(wait how far r u in homestuck)

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you're probably further in homestuck than me dude :broken_heart:

@rei_ayanami maybe,, monkey thinking image
i kno like most of what happens though because i have a tendency to spoil everything for myself,,

same..

So jane exists
Jane post trickster mode:

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami i lwk see a bit of myself in jane

I KIN HER SO MUCH ITS KINDA SCARY

like
-anger issues
-bullied
-loves baking
-short hair
-too passionate abt a fandom
-chubby (imo, 6'2'' and weighing 160 lbs while having a bit of a paunch)

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami woahah am i speaking to jane??? arhgh i just love her wh9le baking niche lulz

@_xochitl i still hve a flour measuring issue cries

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami hmm i rl8 to jane like
-also slight anger issues
-also too passionate for a fandom
-probably more but i have dementia

Also i am a cat person (i have developed using :B a lot,,, i am like becoming jane or smth)

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami using :B is so cute this should be the default emoticon actually

LOAD ugh

ohh i am a HUGE cat persn

realllll

im listening to a song thats partially abut cats rn

YEA IK
also the fandom is mlp,,, guilty

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami my fandom,, literally the unwind dystology. :C

REAL
Not to mention the smol amount of john in my brain (hate betty crocker brqnd)

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami
i have john humor :pensive:

i do too sadly
with a lil dave sprinkled in

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami yesyesy me too

some kk humor

NO LITERALLY I CALL MY FRIEND THE MAGGOT F**GOT

also i eat chalk
i am an amalgamation of homestuck chars.

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami wowowow i wanna eat chalk but just for thetexutre,, i just like uh teethe on plastic and rubber for reasons

me,,
95% jade
1% dave
1% feferi
1% karkat
1% nepeta
1% aradia

hs char like traits of mine
vriska| spider liker, dnd player
eridan| very sassy. My sass is unacheivable binch.
feferi: collects random ahh shi
terezi: eats thhings that aren't food
gamzee: clown lover, icp fan
jane: gave u an unreasonable list
roxy: lit have an alter of her vro
sollux: codes a lot
nepeta: cat lover
dirk: brony !!!
dave: likes puppets, and basically kins this man
aradia: i like bones n dead things
rose: i collect herbs and spices to give to the gods (pagan)
karkat: cannot cope

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami mememe
jade: cat (replace the dog) person,, loves being with friends,, also paired with many people for some reason,, sleepy all the time (i think i got that trait from my dad)
dave: lowkey just a chill guy! heh,, also sometimes jokes to cope
karkat: humor,, screaming problems,, cant kept calm in some situations,,
feferi (my patron troll): i do not know i just feel like her
nepeta: meow,,,,ow,e,r,,emeowwww :3
aradia: i dont know! i just feel connected to her,, you tell me

I COULDN'T FIT ALL OF EM

wait hs chars baking
eridan: hey guys i heard wwe wwere bakin- OH MY
Karkat: IM STUCK IN THE OVEN
Feferi: )(-ELP IT GOT M-E
Jade: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN-
Sollux: ii acciidentally ate all the chocolate chiip2 what do ii do...
Terezi: WH3R3S TH3 COND3NS3D M1LK?!
Vriska: I FORGOT TO 8UY THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!
Kanaya: RUN THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK
Jane: this is so easy! I wonder why everyone's in a rush?
Dave: I'M OUT OF EGGS