I don't know why but whenever I look at him all I can think about is just how stiff his hair must be for it to be so spiky and angular like- thats gotta be at least 70% hair gel (I don't know why I felt like telling you this lol)
@Nyx_The_Moth worst part is that it ISN'T EVEN GEL!!! there is an official manga that has his hair get wet, and when he dries it (with a blow dryer) it just... DOES THAT ON ITS ON :skull:
Comments
18 Sep, 2025, 9:43 pm
my second malewife :broken_heart:
18 Sep, 2025, 9:44 pm
@GOOBERgububjr969 W taste in malewife's tbh
(whos the first then?)
18 Sep, 2025, 9:44 pm
MILES EDGEWORTH-
18 Sep, 2025, 9:50 pm
@GOOBERgububjr969 double tagging moment :camera:
18 Sep, 2025, 9:52 pm
mil es ed ge worth :broken_heart:
18 Sep, 2025, 10:03 pm
I don't know why but whenever I look at him all I can think about is just how stiff his hair must be for it to be so spiky and angular
like-
thats gotta be at least 70% hair gel
(I don't know why I felt like telling you this lol)
18 Sep, 2025, 10:04 pm
OMG YESS, I'VE BEEN PLAYING ACE ATTORNEY ON DS!!! (emulated version on my miyoo mii+ hehe)
18 Sep, 2025, 10:23 pm
@Nyx_The_Moth worst part is that it ISN'T EVEN GEL!!!
there is an official manga that has his hair get wet, and when he dries it (with a blow dryer) it just...
DOES THAT ON ITS ON :skull:
18 Sep, 2025, 10:23 pm
@OfficerGrapes OMG-
hopefully you are enjoying it!!! <3
18 Sep, 2025, 10:30 pm
WHAT-
why does it just do that lol?!?!?
18 Sep, 2025, 10:39 pm
@Nyx_The_Moth i bet he is secretly related to those guys from tekken (the Mishima family i believe)
(this is crack theory based on a crossover so don't take it too seriously)
18 Sep, 2025, 10:56 pm
I love myself some good ol' crack theorys lol
(honestly though it would be funny if it were somehow true lol)
18 Sep, 2025, 11:08 pm
that is one of my favorite crack theories now, I'm stealing that BAHAHAHHAUFTU
18 Sep, 2025, 11:09 pm
@Stellar_pen_skills I AM, IT'S SO GOODDDUTFKYKYTCHDOHCTR
18 Sep, 2025, 11:46 pm
@OfficerGrapes @Nyx_The_Moth the real reason Phoenix never mentions his family AND why he is sooo hard to kiłí
19 Sep, 2025, 2:45 am
BAHAHHAHHAH
20 Sep, 2025, 1:11 pm
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY