my second malewife :broken_heart:

@GOOBERgububjr969 W taste in malewife's tbh
(whos the first then?)

MILES EDGEWORTH-

@GOOBERgububjr969 double tagging moment :camera:

mil es ed ge worth :broken_heart:

I don't know why but whenever I look at him all I can think about is just how stiff his hair must be for it to be so spiky and angular
like-
thats gotta be at least 70% hair gel
(I don't know why I felt like telling you this lol)

OMG YESS, I'VE BEEN PLAYING ACE ATTORNEY ON DS!!! (emulated version on my miyoo mii+ hehe)

@Nyx_The_Moth worst part is that it ISN'T EVEN GEL!!!
there is an official manga that has his hair get wet, and when he dries it (with a blow dryer) it just...
DOES THAT ON ITS ON :skull:

@OfficerGrapes OMG-
hopefully you are enjoying it!!! <3

WHAT-
why does it just do that lol?!?!?

@Nyx_The_Moth i bet he is secretly related to those guys from tekken (the Mishima family i believe)

(this is crack theory based on a crossover so don't take it too seriously)

I love myself some good ol' crack theorys lol
(honestly though it would be funny if it were somehow true lol)

that is one of my favorite crack theories now, I'm stealing that BAHAHAHHAUFTU

@Stellar_pen_skills I AM, IT'S SO GOODDDUTFKYKYTCHDOHCTR

@OfficerGrapes @Nyx_The_Moth the real reason Phoenix never mentions his family AND why he is sooo hard to kiłí

BAHAHHAHHAH

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY