. by ALIENS_ARE_KOOL
adverage teenage girl written by straight white middle age dudes:
"Your seriously calling and not texting! thats not rizz!!! get with the times grandpa"
"why cant a scroll on this book!?? *taps*"
"whole milk?? I only drink LIBERAL MILK"
"woke milk"
"whats a VHS?? is that a phone brand??"
"a CD??? whats that??"
"I hate school! id rather go eyeliner"
"I sent a text to the whole school"
"brandon/jake is so hot"
"whats a.. black coffee? I only drink mochamochispresso"
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26 Aug, 2025, 5:56 pm
real :broken_heart:
26 Aug, 2025, 5:57 pm
the writter is always a ~36 year old guy with a camo vest specifically with an orange zipper, and hes either from canada, the midwest, and some parts of Oregon
26 Aug, 2025, 5:57 pm
@fouringers
:3
26 Aug, 2025, 5:59 pm
@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL accurate :broken_heart:
26 Aug, 2025, 5:59 pm
it's giving the "woke beer" from that stupid show on twitter
26 Aug, 2025, 6:01 pm
ponytail hair = not like other girls, has a motercycle
straight hair = most popular girl in school
half up half down hair= weird quirky science nerd, sits next brandon/jake probably
26 Aug, 2025, 6:01 pm
@fouringers
:broken_heart:
@FizzFilet
thats what I was also thinking :broken_heart:
26 Aug, 2025, 6:05 pm
half up half down girl is gonna either pretend to be dumb to get Brandon/jake's attention, or be super smart and brandon loves her naturally
either way the straight hair girl is gonna break them up
26 Aug, 2025, 6:05 pm
@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL :broken_heart: :broken_heart:
26 Aug, 2025, 6:07 pm
*sighh*
26 Aug, 2025, 6:07 pm
@FizzFilet MY BEER IS WOKE [do you mean the new norm the beer thing is an inside joke i have :sob: ]
26 Aug, 2025, 6:08 pm
@Adurite
"I have a black friend, so I cant be ******" show
26 Aug, 2025, 6:09 pm
r4c1st*
26 Aug, 2025, 6:10 pm
"I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy thats black guys I cant be raċist!!" [I hate people who say that]
26 Aug, 2025, 6:11 pm
@Adurite
oh ew
"who turned my beer GAY, I want NORMAL beer"
26 Aug, 2025, 6:12 pm
@Lily135
sighs
26 Aug, 2025, 6:14 pm
fr :broken_heart:
26 Aug, 2025, 7:47 pm
@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL what are eggs bendict???ss
26 Aug, 2025, 7:50 pm
@-CD-SEA
its ham and a pouched egg on an English muffon, usually with an egg sauce
26 Aug, 2025, 7:50 pm
hollandaise sauce*
its like eggs and lemon and stuff