HELP :broken_heart:

@Gnab_nahcX3

I WAS FREAKING GOBSMACKED BC I FORGOT THAT KUNIKIDA HAD HER IN HIS FRIENDS LIST SO I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA TRY TO ASK OUT DAZAI :sob:

:sob: :raised_hand:

LMAO OKAY.

(Dazai and Ranpo would come out of nowhere to beat his ahh though- :skull:)

@-_GayCosmoz-_

Yeah they would be giving Kunikida the "That is our sister and we will make you regret living if you hurt her in any way" talk (Even though Yosano would probably just beat him up while Ranpo films and Dazai cheers her on if that ever did happen)

Fr- :skull:

I love the gossip trio sm-

I can imagine the ADA bein used to them gossiping quietly, but they know they're cooked if all three of them look at one person at once- :sob:

@-_GayCosmoz-_

HELP the victims of those looks are usually Kunikida and Junichiro

also speaking of Kunikida, the gosip trio constantly pranks him, like how Dazai constantly tricks Kunikida into believing stuff that isn't real, but the entire trio just does that

ALSO HEADCANON ABOUT RANPO

So Ranpo is transmasc, and the way he came out to Fukuzawa was by giving him an "ITS A BOY" cupcake, but Fukuzawa freaked out because he thought Ranpo was pregnant. (Thank you pinintrest for this headcanon)

Fukuzawa would totally fall for that lmao ^_^

And def, Kunikida is their main victim.

Although, they like to prank Fukuzawa sometimes, since all three are basically his children.

Although I do hc that Dazai often gets left out w/ things that involve the whole agency or fluff moments, such as them all hugging Fukuzawa, and Dazai just being a silly-sad as he just goes to hang out w/ Hirotsu or Chuuya instead lol

@-_GayCosmoz-_
I imagine the reason Dazai distances himself from the ADA is because he's scared of losing them like how he lost Odasaku, however Ranpo and Yosano ain't having that so they usually drag him along.

I can see them js dragging him by the leg as he claws at the ground like a black cat lmao