HEEEEEELP... HELP MEEEEEEE /ref by edgy-floofmeister
rant incoming gang im sorry <//3 this isnt directed at anybody on here but oh my goddd. ive been playing roblox pressure a lot lately and my new fav lil guy is the crooked, i love him and have been rotating him in my brain a lot lately. WHY ARE AT LEAST HALF OF THE CROOKED FANS I SEE ONLINE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF H/RNY FOR HIM???? I CANT F//KING ESCAPE IT DUDE :sob: it makes me so uncomfortable bc like. i /do/ see the appeal in crooked's visual design + his personality, yeah? but heres the thing...-
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08 Aug, 2025, 4:56 am
his sense of self awareness and what he's doing are very clearly warped to all hell at best, as tldr for those unfamiliar w/ him, he is the reanimated corpse of a guardsmen for the company urbanshade (which you do work for ingame), his corpse being brought back to life and mutated by a "reverie parasite". it is unclear how much of what the crooked does is from his own self coming through, nd how much is the parasite. he hunts the player like a weeping angel and hurts them, but just thinks he is-
08 Aug, 2025, 4:59 am
playing some kind of game with the player, following certain rules and otherwise being surprisingly polite and friendly. it could be hes purposely toying with the player, or that he genuinely has no idea whats going on; i learn moreso lean towards the latter idea given his document/lore.
so tell me what abt this man is able to consent to any weird business :skull: like yeah, hes an adult, and certainly not innocent, but i really do not see him in a good state for, yknow... /that/... --
08 Aug, 2025, 5:02 am
i doubt most people who are Being Like That mean anything bad and might not even know that much abt him tbh but its like... please...... ive seen these kinds of comments on just completely normal art of this guy... even when its likely the artist wouldnt want it/did nothing to prompt it... its not appropriate!!! and it makes me wary to post any art of this guy bc i give him a more heavyset/strong body-type since hes, yknow, a guardsman, and i dont like people s//ualizing him!!! --
08 Aug, 2025, 5:07 am
people can just NOT keep it to themselves or keep it in spaces where it belongs, which is my biggest issue w/ it!!!! i just want to scroll through fanart of this guy without being flashbanged by people thirsting for him with no warning!!! i dont hate anybody who finds him attractive but at least consider: you /can/, but, /should/ you? :broken_heart:
may delete this tomorrow or at least delete the comments n shorten the desc or smth but Yeah. blows up violently
08 Aug, 2025, 5:26 am
>> based based based
08 Aug, 2025, 5:26 am
>> iwait im on alt god dan 8t
08 Aug, 2025, 8:04 am
poor guy did nothing fr he just wants to play a game :pray:
08 Aug, 2025, 9:05 am
man i play pressure lots but dont know anything about it other than run away from the scary monsters why are people gooning