OH HECK NO :broken_heart:

@_dai_the_flu

And that's why my persona wears hats :broken_heart:

It didn't even work too well with my hair type either it looked like a pompadour gone wrong :pensive:

Aw man that's terrible :broken_heart:

@_dai_the_flu

I could just complain endlessly about the one haircut I had that I had to hide shamefully for weeks but-

Do you have any bad haircut stories, or just random stuff that happened to you?

Thankfully no bad haircut stories :pray: Uh I probably have weird stories, I just can't think of any rn :sob:

@_dai_the_flu
You've been blessed by the Arcane gods I feel like everybody has at least one crappy haircut- you've been spared from that, for now :innocent:

HEHE :smile_cat: Well I might get one in the future, I wont know until it happens :sob: :broken_heart:

@_dai_the_flu

Surprise surprise, next thing you know it I'll be standing creepily outside your home with scissors in my hand when you turn 72 :pensive:

OH NO :fearful:

@_dai_the_flu
Ik I'm very threatening :pensive:/j

Plot twist the retirement home had to keep me locked in my room bc of this and would only let me breath fresh air by holding me out of a window with my feet dangling in the air like a newborn puppy

That's what you get... :smiling_imp:

@_dai_the_flu

My knee problems and pronouns could never let me escape, you got your revenge :pensive:

No hair and pronouns... :pensive:

@_dai_the_flu This may have unintentionally become a refrence to the 'ofc you have blue hair and pronouns' thing :broken_heart:

That's what I was referencing :sob:

@_dai_the_flu

Our brain waves must be in sync or something-

Telepathy...? :o

i had half my head shzved and dyed bright blue

@_dai_the_flu Absolutely :sob:

Sending images of you bald

HELP :sob: Sending images of YOU bald...

@_ib1te That honestly sounds really cool, I always wanted to dye my hair :P

@_ib1te My gaydar is goibg off again...

@_dai_the_flu

NO MY DENTS IN MY HEAD ARE EXPOSED UHHH sending you Gacha Life Girls vs. Boys rap battles

WELL MY HEAD IS SHAPED WEIRD uhhh sends you screaming goat audios :angel:

@_dai_the_flu SHUT UP IM THROWUNG YOU
@chillidoggo i was 12 and greasy it was not the shi.t

@_dai_the_flu

I dont even know I'm running out of content to send :sob: sending you me voicing over a crack-ship fanfic

@_ib1te When I was 12 I got covered in grease bc I thought it was my hairproduct :broken_heart:

@_ib1te Heh ok bud

Uhhh sends over an audio of an old man falling down the stairs???

@_dai_the_flu

Worst thing is I can hear the bones cracking as Old Man™ flops down the stairs :broken_heart:

Sending images of cat with human face and scalding blue eyes twerking to 'HOTTOGO'

HELP :broken_heart: uhh sending images of sigma face Mickey Mouse...

ok but It's kinda weird to think we can technically make ppl think things?? Cus like if I say something you will think of it...

Yelp, my switch is dying faster than Victorian era babies with a mild cold

@_dai_the_flu No fr :sob:

It's surreal thinking we can actually imagine images in our mind at all :broken_heart: (except for people with aphantasia). Like wdym just by mentioning it I can suddenly have someone be swarmed with the thought of mpreg abortions

YES EXACTLY LMAO :sob:

@_dai_the_flu *Somber music*

Unfortunately my switch is at 2 percent rn... I think I'm gonna have to call it a night (and it's like 2am lol)

Goodbye parasite on the earth :pensive:

Oh ok!! Good night!! Have sweet dreams of mpreg abortion :smile_cat: