OMG MY MOM AGREED THAT THE MONEY SHE PAYS ME FOR CHORES WILL ALSO GO TOWARDS MY BODY PILLOW

you're buying WHAT!!!/silly

honestly tho i would too

@NONdere

THE ERROR SANS BODY PILLOW :heart_eyes_cat:

@S0METHING_NEW HHHELP

@NONdere

He beautiful and my mother plans to help me save up to snuggle him at night like the totally submissive househusband i am/silly

lu*t sans?.................................... *** ....! why???? why????????!

cancle this guy he wants a body pillow of me

cancel

@eulogistical

TEEHEEE HEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEH YOU CANT CANCEL ME!!!!

@-inky-boi-

Its less for the whol nšfw aspect of underlst. More for the genuine story and the fact that yes, i do relate to lst

Alex i already bloced you on twitter and my buisness email do not make me block you here too

@eulogistical

you didn' block me on onlyfans

Wait can we rewind to the fact that Dream has an onlyfans w h a t

id actually like to move past that fact and neve rhave it mentioned again-

@eulogistical

whatttt? someones getting heated

@S0METHING_NEW OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING SO F>CKING ANNOYING! YOU THINK YOURE HOT SH=T I GET THAT, AND YEAH YOU ARE HOT AS **** AND YOIR FLIRTS CAN BE E N T I C I N G BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT MAKES DREAM UNCOMFORTABLE AS **** ! SO MIND HUMBLING YOURSELF, STOP TALKING TO DREAM ABOUT 'SE.XUAL TENSION'

@eulogistical

who said i was talking about dream?

...

what

@eulogistical

i was talking about OUR sèxual tension, crossy

you think im hot and enticing?

K!ller..

@eulogistical

yeah cross?

ayo i mean...

@eulogistical

*romantic music plays as Cross looks into the black voids that are Kïller's eyesockets. Kïller's hand lingered on Cross's shoulder a little longer than normal. Cross's face flushed a soft purple as Kïller's hand creeped up his back, pullin him closer.*

so like...you into guys

@eulogistical

Maybe i am. whos to say?

and then they f,ck

@eulogistical

*intense fck noises intensify*

crazy tbh

@eulogistical

*and everybody in the room had to watch*

Rip Dust and Horrors mental health

@eulogistical

i genuinely headcanon that horror seriously considered becoming homerphobic after everybodys shenanigans

Sounds right tbh :broken_heart: help but i hc horror as being bi so hed be phobic to his gay side

@eulogistical

tbh i think of both horror and ink as pan/ace. they'll date you, but keep your godd,mn pants on thank you

i can see that 2

@eulogistical

error feels no attraction in my opinion. maybe to classic if you really stretch it but yeah.

also i like 2 rare pairs now help

Which pairs?

bit error is def aroace or if im doing an au where i want to ship him hes gay/mlm

@eulogistical

horrorcross and kïllerdust :sob:

HELP I LOVE HORRORCROSS

@eulogistical

I DO TOO THERES JUST NO FANART!!!!

i feel like they would both be so awkward and wouldn't think that they're dating until LITERALLY everybody told them

agreed. like 'wdym cuddling everynight and cooking for eac other and exchanging gifts aren't normal homie behavior??'

@eulogistical

"Homies kiss eachother good night, tf you mean we're dating???"

'you literally said i love you'.
'it was platonic ily.'

'YOUR EYELIGHTS WERE HEARTS HORROR.'

@eulogistical

"THIS ISNT MY EYE"

ITS STILL IN YOUR SKULL AND CONNECTED TO YOUR MAGIC ISNT IT? BESIDES, YOU WERE ALSO BLUSHING!

@eulogistical

"UHHHHHHHHHHHH I PUT ON MAKEUP

NO YOU DONT UNLESS THE MAKEUP FCKING SPAWNED ON YOUR FACE WHEN CROSS KISSED YOU GOODNIGHT

@eulogistical

ITS DISAPPEARING BLUSH ASK L*ST IM NOT GAY GUYS

Uh huh. UH HUH. WHAT ABOUT THAT JOURNAL ENTRY I READ OF YOUR WHERE YOU MENTIONED HOW YOU WANTED TO KISS CROSS HUH?

LIKE FULL MAKEOUT

@eulogistical

THAT WAS INK I SWEAR

IT WAS IN UR HANDWRITING BUDDY

@eulogistical

JUST CAUSE IT WAS ME DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY

YOURE GAY TRUST. IF YOU SEE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR TYPE IN A DRESS OR CROSS IN A SUIT WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT

@eulogistical
CROSS!!! UH WAIT-

UH HUH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. DONT DENY YOURSELF HORRO DEAREST. DATE CROSS AND BE GAY

@eulogistical

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES. YES. IMAGINE CROSS IN A SUIT OR DRESS DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU FEEL FUNNY??

ITS CAUSE YOUR GAY. BE WHO YOU AREEEEEEE :musical_note:

@eulogistical

*f,cking dies*

NO HORRORRR!

i ****** him... :disappointed:

rip gay boy rest in pride

@eulogistical

*cross cries in the corner*

Revive yourself mfer your boyfriend is crying

@eulogistical

*insta revive* NO CROSS MY TOTALLY PLATONIC BEST FRIEND

HES STILL IFN ***** DENIAL NIGHTMARE PLEASE K=LL ME

@eulogistical

*horror and cross then kiss*

PLEASE RECOGNIZE YIUR ****** X UALITY THT WAS NOT STRAIGHT

****

h o mo

@eulogistical

*they begin tonguing eachother like totally platonic best friends do*

Stares

@eulogistical

*horror and cross start having very nice and vey platonic s3x*

HOLY SHX=t

They're hopeless... :disappointed:

@eulogistical

*Cross holds up a sign that says 'we're just friends' while being pounded by horror* <333

Sure...

@eulogistical

*everybodu agreed that they were not just friend. it fills you will determination to tell them that they're gay*

alright...

Cross, Horror. You are hopelessly gay. Queer. Hõmoséxual. Accept it and **** like boyfriends, not friends.

@eulogistical

"WE ARE VERY- ugh~! - MUCH JUST FRIENDS!"

NO YOURE NOT YOURE GETTING F U C KED RN CROSS

@eulogistical

"THIS- f.ck!~ -IS VERY FRIENDLY- mph!~"

NO. NO TS IS NO

@eulogistical

"FINE! MAYBE WE ARE GAY!'

Yes. YES. YES! YES YOU ARE GAY

@eulogistical

*Bother finally pull away and then sigh and admit to being gay*

Good. Now kiss!

@eulogistical

*They then kiss. everybody cheers because they have stopped denying being gay

Yayyy!!

@eulogistical

and now everybody in nootmare's castle is gay now. now for an org-

ayo okay

@eulogistical

*bad sanses oŕgy continues*

thats willddd

horrorcross and k!llerdust fűckfest

@eulogistical

*nightmare decides to join but just the tentacles.*

tentacle hëntai

@eulogistical

NAH DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE CROSSMARE RP WE DID-

HELP YEAH I DO

@eulogistical

WELL HELLO CROSSY

HI NIGHTMARE

@eulogistical

HOWS CALLING DADDY NOW

WOAH OKAY DADDY..

@eulogistical

*AGRESSIVE MAKE OUT SESSION*

THATS ESCALATED QUICKLY-

*makes out back*

@eulogistical

*much making out later*

damn nightmares a,good kisser

@eulogistical

*glare* st fu cross

nuh uh

@eulogistical

noww

Never, i can never be shut up

@eulogistical

*removes cross's mouth*

W TF

@eulogistical

nuh uh uh i took away ur mouth now you cant talk

glares

@eulogistical

*kisses cross where his mouth was*

he can't kiss back... :broken_heart:

@eulogistical

he also cant protest :smiling_imp:

im calling 911 for *** ual assault here

@eulogistical

its not s3xual assault!!1!!!1!1!1!!1!11! his ween is hard :(

WWHAT THE F U CK 911 HELP

@eulogistical

you still cant talk crossy they cant save you from my massive c,ck

SILENT SCREAMS

@eulogistical

*Nightmare is now an :sparklings: s,x offender :sparkles:

thats! crazy!!
'i was jerking it when i realized i lost my arm in battle whiched raised the question... who was jorking my *******' /ref

j i z z ler

@eulogistical

IT WAS ME

I KNEW IT

@eulogistical

I once saw the most traumatic nšfw art of cross and i think he said something along the lines of "Your jïzz.. is fücking delicious!! Coat me skull to toe in your *****!"

NO WHAT THE HELL THATS WILD

@eulogistical

IT WASNT EVEN WELL DRAWN EITHER

Oop :skull:

At least draw my man good if youre gonna draw him getting freaky

@eulogistical

The only people i trust to supply my freaky art is RoadKillNŚFW and gaylördscöoter

fairr i love **************

gay lord sco oter

@eulogistical

'you're in his dms? Well i'm on top of him. we're not fücking, he just likes the pressure

lmaoo

@eulogistical

another great one: 'dusk. w hat was the pillow for'

Nightmare: "HE F*CKED THAT PILLOW"

same bro same

@eulogistical

mirrored delusions is my favourite fic of theirs because what do you mean dusk's hand was sticky for no reason W H A T

@S0METHING_NEW Uh huhhh NO REASON suspicious..

@eulogistical

*also dust talking to his reflection while pretending that its ****** and undoing his pants*

Chill lil bro

@eulogistical

it was wild but uhhhhhhh nightmare's blunt rotation wasn't bad either

Why do i always imagine Nightmare with the deepest fu cking voice and kts lowkey hot

@eulogistical

I think of him as deep, smooth, and s3ductive. it makes sense

same :disappointed:

hey... ptsssss... i saw some cheap body-pillows on idk temu?...
*disappear*

@GINEHEN

YYAAYAY THANK YOU ILL TAKE A LOOK

*appears*
they're kinda cra'ppy

@GINEHEN

*crys*

hey hey
some of them are good ig
*cries too* i'll never get one

@GINEHEN

for me, my mom is setting up an allowance for my chores so i should hopefully be able to afford the real one in like 10 weeks :(

broooo just like meeeeee
i had to do garden chores in THE SUN
but now i should get an ita bag, badge-maker and sans plushie

@GINEHEN

I think ima get a button maker, body pillow, and smth for my partner.

wow
btw the ita bag is a bag (wow?) made for nerds, you can put badges plushies keychains and more, It's cool you can show your mental issues

awwww you got a partner
eh eh EH i don't