Cafan is literally the definition of nihilism </3

fr... hussie when #dirk

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

HE IS HOTT
wait.. r u a homestuck fan :??

@EVIL_Osaka
im familiar with the characters

so yep :D

omg ur immediately cooll
zodiac troll? mines feferi!!

@EVIL_Osaka
mines aradia megido :3

so um-
I like the condesces desigh... maybe too much

@EVIL_Osaka
I hear you..

she got some bewbs...
also homestuck^2 Jane

@EVIL_Osaka
Im gay for karkat vantas

I mean who said that

dave is that you

@EVIL_Osaka
yeah.. :smirk_cat:

Damn
so heh... Vrisrezi opinions? otp

@EVIL_Osaka
yes.

@EVIL_Osaka
My toaster is smoking cuz there were too many black crumbs :(

I love vrisrezi sm its unreal
also my rarepair?? signless and condesce? Its so rare i can't find ANY of it

@EVIL_Osaka
Im checking A03 rn

i simp for dirk :sob:
i have read every a03 Dirk x reader fic

@EVIL_Osaka
A03 doesnt even have content of it LOL

@EVIL_Osaka
who doesnt simp for dirk

dave doesn't
also i found one.. except its VERY kink filled

@EVIL_Osaka
it was on a03 wasnt it :broken_heart:

it was.. check the 'homestuffed' tag

oor google condesce x signless

@EVIL_Osaka
kk Im scared

cries in already read 6 fics from there

@EVIL_Osaka
oh! wow! thats uh! interesting!!

ikr
istg ppl will find anything hot

@EVIL_Osaka
Fr..

i once found art of like rlly fat condesce (why???, i js like her??)

@EVIL_Osaka
why do people have to ********* everything

f3t1sh1z3*

ikr???
like
i'm chubby irl
and tjis disgusts me..
i went too far while googling her nme

@EVIL_Osaka
Im also kinda chubby and like
its just
ew

i was once called weird for js headcanoning fef as chubby.. ppl can be chubby and strong??

@EVIL_Osaka
some people dont know what fun is :wilted_rose:

also for giving kankri a cross necklace and freckles

@EVIL_Osaka
like can people just except the fact headcanons exist :broken_heart:

FRRR

@EVIL_Osaka
reminder in the first few chapters john egbert seems to not only poop on his desk but knock over an urn :broken_heart:

HIS GRANDMAS URN
HIS GRANDMA IS JANE, REMINDER

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

Also Jade being literally every nerd

@EVIL_Osaka
fr fr

including me (except i play guitar and not bass)
also dirk being a brony is so real

@EVIL_Osaka
I want to learn bass actually :0

frr
i also have a baritone ukulele i learned the animal i have become baseline on

*bass line

@EVIL_Osaka
woahhh :0

i burned my mouth on microwave mac n cheese once :innocent:

@EVIL_Osaka
I eat black crumbs from toasters

https://youtu.be/odaKlntTWZU?si=huhm43OgLW_AhGKh

w-whts thzt link?.. :frowning:
also fleshcore <3

@EVIL_Osaka
fr
and
uh
its amazing trust

im on switch.. vid title?

@EVIL_Osaka
Im also on switch I typed that manually

Dave strider x Karkat vantas phonk song :broken_heart:

NOOO

@EVIL_Osaka
its magnificent garbage

the rose x kanaya one FLASHES you.. :broken_heart:

"jay bloo e e toll" hits hard

@EVIL_Osaka
why are the doing that with there butt :broken_heart:

butts*

their*

fr

@EVIL_Osaka
the fact that he used the teeh sprites HURTS me cuz wth

teen*

@EVIL_Osaka
once I had a dream I spun around on a couch that spun forever and I Couldn't move

thats nice honey/j

@EVIL_Osaka
another time I had a dream I got shot and died

i had a dream i was chased by the guy on tiktok that yells root beer

@EVIL_Osaka
oh wow thats amazing

ikr !!

@EVIL_Osaka
:D

im probably either gonna draw, sleep, or maladaptive daydream :p

i like chewing on pencils

@EVIL_Osaka
yum

wood feel good to chew

i have the most mitunacore mindset :sob:

@EVIL_Osaka
Eat moss it

i once ate moss back in 2023 (deltarune)

@EVIL_Osaka
DELTARUNE MENTIONED

@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL UM SOO IN CHAPTER 4 NOELLE SAYS SMTH ABT GOING GRIMDARK.. HOMESTUCK REF???
also the secret bosses always hve smth to do w homestuck.. Jevil: Gamzee
spamton: lil cal

@EVIL_Osaka
WAIR WHAG I NEVER NOTICED THAT

YEAH
ALSO THAT SUSIE EATING CHALK WAS LIKELY BASED OFF TEREZI
IN UNDERTALE THERES ONIOSAN (or whatever tf her name is) A DEFORMED SQUIDDLE
MEGALOVANIA? IN HOMESTUCK!!!
THE SYMBOLS IN A CHAPTER 2 PUZZLE
LIFE
BREATH
LIGHT
AND HOMESTUCK SYMBOL

@EVIL_Osaka
OML

@EVIL_Osaka
wait I need 2 yap rq

TOBY FOX WANTS NO ONE TO FORGET HE WAS MAKING LOTS OF OST FOR HS

@EVIL_Osaka

I feel like most Dni's have lost meaning

like some dnis are good
"dni r4cists"
thats good
but
SOME PEOPLE
put the most outrageous things on there dnis
"dni if you use the skull emoji"
its an emoji??????? :broken_heart:

@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL Fr
on my dni I have as a first basic dni criteria, then the more specific such as users (like -_-_-_-_-_moony_-_-_-_-_- bc he e-r4p3d my bf) and my byi

@EVIL_Osaka
OH WAIT ON FOLLOWING THEM EW

@EVIL_Osaka
I put a dni for r4p15t5 whag

Yeah they r terrible. their old acc had someones sona dying

@EVIL_Osaka
why didnt they-

@EVIL_Osaka
oh!

@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL yeh

@EVIL_Osaka
I hate it when people f3t1sh1z3 dark topics :broken_heart:

(not counting hypers3xu4ls)

@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL yeah. someone said bc of my Davekat au i was f3tish1zing masochism.. i wasn't i based the au off of the red means i love you

@EVIL_Osaka
masochism is a f3t1sh.
YOU CANT ********* A ****** :broken_heart:
istg some people are 2 sensitive when it comes 2 dark themes and topics
plus masochism and cannabolism are both GREAT metaphors for obsession

*f3t1sh1z3 a f3t1sh

yea, and the thing is it follows Dave in this au (masochistic and sadistic, a terrible combination, he also has psychological issues that cause episodes of violence and blacking out) and Karkat who fantasized abt being cannibalized. it ends w Dave, in an episode, k1lls, cooks, and eats Karkat, a bittersweet ending.

@EVIL_Osaka
I lowk wanna read abt that :0

i sadly dont have a wattpad or ao3 ... am i weird? i'm scared of mysterious noises in the dark but can hold spiders, insects, and literal maggots

@EVIL_Osaka
my biggest fear in the whole world is eyes
(weirdly I also love eyes????-)
so no!

eyes r cool i hate being stared at, i forgot what the name of the phobia was

@EVIL_Osaka
same :p

i hsve Lots of weird things
kanaya paper doll
worm on a strings glued to my door
16 posters
jax door symbol outside my door
fursuit of my fursona cinna
therian gear
kandi and art station

@EVIL_Osaka
I have
a basketball that a drew a face on put it in a cup snd czlled it franklin
my shrine to dionysus
5-7 ish posters
a severed human foot I got at spirit Halloween(I painted its nails)
anddddd
miku

i hsve too mny plushies and figures
bootleg N plushie
My mlp figures and plushies
wip plushies
my finished plushies
ikea alien
like 6 vocaloid figurex??
bootleg Jade that comes w a gun
Karkat plushie
baby rosalina
lots of vintage rabbit plushies and dolls

also my dirk shrine in my closet

@EVIL_Osaka
uh
where I live
theres a lot of corn
too much corn
I cant escape the corn :(

theres a flipping festival for corn

ohio or indiana-

theres a dry bean convention

@EVIL_Osaka
the fact you knew it was the midwest :broken_heart:

IM THE SAME
IM IN INDIANA VRO

@EVIL_Osaka
OMG

SPECIFICALLY MILAN
MY NEIGHBOURS HAVE A CORN FIELD

@EVIL_Osaka
I dont live in indiana :(

aw dang it!!!
i'm the local weird kkd in school...

@EVIL_Osaka
Im from Illinois :33

I-Is ur ps4 acc babyyoda2031?...

@EVIL_Osakai

I dont have a ps4 :(
But I did have an obsession with baby yoda

@EVIL_Osaka
I love being non binary
cuz
people are so genuinely confused about my gaab that its so fitting :3

im genderfae and ppl often call me he (im afab)

@EVIL_Osaka
im amab :33

im some form of agenderflux

@EVIL_Osaka
"Trans stuffed dysph-oreos ftm flavour and gender fluid MALE-k NOOO!!! The next thing they are gonna do is.. t-teach our kids.. p-..PRONOUNS :smile_cat:

HUH???

:3

@EVIL_Osaka
ALSO I STARTED READING HOMESTUCK
EKDEIKK
im on like page 617 ish I think

opinion on bro? he my huzz <3

@EVIL_Osaka
dirk strider my bbg

OUR BBG

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

I AM KARKAT VANTAS AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

@EVIL_Osaka
Im scared about having a fandom
idk how they will act
what if they act like the undertale fandom :broken_heart:
also the lack of control would literally k1ll me

They chill dw

@EVIL_Osaka
I wasnt talking abt homestuck ik they chill

I was talking abt uh
#TorchlussManic
Im scared about that

ohh
idk, it could be fine! you never know :)

@EVIL_Osaka
ty! :))

i'm worried myself, working on publishing my book

@EVIL_Osaka
Yeah cuz what if like the people are like

What if they are undertale au

@ALIENS_ARE_KOOL The underverse fandom was insand tbh

@EVIL_Osaka
Im scared of them

yeah
i was invalidated there for liking fell sans more than ink sans

@EVIL_Osaka
oh wow

@EVIL_Osaka
Im personally scared of making a fandom mostly because what if it gains the wrong audience
Like with tadc what if its a bunch of 7 year olds :broken_heart:

I know it will gain a younger audience
and thats like
bad

i'm scared abt my book getting a fandom bc
f3tish art
the book is targeted for teens/young adults (it has lots of rlly heavy topics)
s3xualization of the child character, piroshilk
and muh more

@EVIL_Osaka
SAME :00

yeah... its called 'The Reckoning' its a mix of horror, surrealism, and comedy

@EVIL_Osaka
TorchlussManic is a exisistential horror romcom I think :3

fire. i started writing it b4 hazbin, but it has a similar presence sadly it follows this angel, Niomi, a guard of the gates of heave, her gf is a demon, volcashi. Niomi was adopted by Gabriel. Satium is Volcashis dad. Demons in this world look like hooved animals or birds. Angels are like humanoid biblical angels, Niomis apprentice is a little boy, piroshilk. He has a dandelion in his fur that wilts through the books, representing loss of innocence. the god, he surprisingly, has a god complex

*heaven

@EVIL_Osaka
OMG YESSGSGAGA

the worldbuilding was a process

@EVIL_Osaka
TorchlussManic Takes place in a college campus :33

The Reckoning has 3 settings, Purgatory (where fallen angels go, and demons can visit)
Heaven (Home of the angels)
and hell (Home of the damned)

@EVIL_Osaka
:000

:0)

HoNk :0)

@EVIL_Osaka
HONK :000

HoNk!!! :0D
*the gamzeeing intensifies. you are filled with dehonkination

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

*insert HoNks to tye tune of 'his theme'*

@EVIL_Osaka
XD

gamzee is actually my patron troll!! my zodiac troll is feferi

@EVIL_Osaka
My patron is tavros and my Zodiac is aradia >0<

why do we have the patron and zodiac of the ones i ship...

@EVIL_Osaka
IDK LOL

arafef js works and gamtav? js... yes

@EVIL_Osaka
hehwhwhhwehehehehe..

also um i was stimming over dirk last night,,,,, i found a sbahj edit and i was smiling like a dumb idiot

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

also i started writing more mlp x hs parodies, currently theres cupcakes (jane and jake), rainbow factory (vriska and tavros), strider sleep experiment (Dave)
umm so mlp fim live action movie? i hope it'll be decent like the sonic movie and we don't have an ugly sonic...

@EVIL_Osaka
imagine twilight sparkle in live action :broken_heart:
(sonic style)

I'd love to see celestia and luna in the movie, My brony ahh got high expectations after the sonic movies tbh

@EVIL_Osaka
fellow brony heh

yep!
my fav character is either chrysalis, discord or sweetie drops

@EVIL_Osaka
:3

nepeta ???

@EVIL_Osaka
heheh3hnwhnweheh
I voiceclaim her as a cat piano

my hs voice claims are (alpha and beta kids, alpha trolls)
John/June: Marco from svtfoe
Dave: M0istcr1tikal or Mordecai
Jade: Sadie from su
Rose: Princess Luna
Jane: Floweramons Jane
Jake: Pim
Roxy: Princess Daisy
Dirk: Bright Mac
Aradia: Celestia
Tavros: Voft Tavros
Karkat: Broadway karkat
Sollux: Scott Pilgrim
Nepeta: Scootaloo (it js works)
Kanaya: Rarity
Vriska: Lizzy (md)
Terezi: SD V (also md)
Equius: Big Mac (mlp)
Gamzee: Zephyr Breeze
Eridan: James from Pokemon
Feferi: Pinkie Pie

@EVIL_Osaka

YOURE IN THE MD FSNDOM

YES I HAVE OVER 80 FANDOMS/srs

here are my fandoms honk :0

MD
TheGaslightDistrict
HOMESTUCK
MLP
TADC
undertale
undertale yellow
Forsken
bfdia
bfdi
tpot
bfb
one
BFUS
uh
and TorchlussManic
and uh

Ramshackle

@EVIL_Osaka
theres more probably

OMG RAMSHACKLE??
I like umm
homestuck
hiveswap
dw
forsaken
tpot
bfb
bfdi
bfida
omori
gravity falls
Sally face
mouthwashing
undertale
undertale yellow
deltarune
all glitch shows
pokemon
arcane
mlp
fnaf
and uhh more

@EVIL_Osaka
OOOOOO
Im in all of those-

holy shi
httyd??

i bought an old ahh tv from a yard sale n im making a tenna head out of it bc tenna is <3

@EVIL_Osaka
I made a karkat vantas shirt :3

i have vriska horns and i made vriskas fairy dress

im working on wings and hopefully i can wear this fit to school

@EVIL_Osaka
My parents just said smth rlly transphobic

aw shi.. what was it

@EVIL_Osaka
if they cant give birth they arent a "real women"

rightttt.. cuz Menopause makes you a man?????

that logic is so broken whag

nukes ur parents

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL THX

np man
hc: roxy wasn't allowed to watch spongebob growing up bc she was hyperactive enough

@EVIL_Osaka
I bet roxy, somehow, was able to make Hawaiian punch cold

t-thats impossible

@EVIL_Osaka
t-hats why its scary..

i have an overwhelming amount of hs headcanonz
sollux plays league of legends
Karkat licks things to mark them as his
the Condesce never culled mutantbloods, no, she has a heart ya see... she kept them like little pets

and much more

@EVIL_Osaka
HC: karkat sits on toilets backwards

YES
also gamzee 'borrows' clothes from tavros (he keeps them bc they smell like him)
equius is a fluttershy fan (fluttershy fans are ALWAYS tall strong men ok)

@EVIL_Osaka
Equius definitely has a fluttshy hoodie he keeps safe in his closet

he probably collects mlp stuff (he ONLY lets nepeta see it)

@EVIL_Osaka
I feel like karkat secretly knows

Yess
also davd and equius bond over mlp lore

*dave

@EVIL_Osaka
YESSSSSS

What if bro was the perpetrator of the rd jar/obvj

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

it checks out mostly

he has a smuppet site..

@EVIL_Osaka
john egbert is a furey

furry

damn calling me out.. jade canonically is a furry !!
mzybe a hc i have (idk if it counts) is calliope has unseen smůt... only jade and roxy have seen it

@EVIL_Osaka
heh

i saw the scariest thing
jade w a dog dih
i ws reading hs 2 (its rlly bad)
and the psnel dialogue?...
"the little kitty slůt is liking this, its a dogs, yknow"
jade either is a hornknee bimbo or war trauma between the candy and meat route...

@EVIL_Osaka
blurggg ew yucky

yeh... they ruined her in hs 2.
along with gamzee
and jane
and dirk
they kept the characters they liked unruined, and hussie didn't work on hs 2

@EVIL_Osaka
if hussie didnr work on it
is it still "canon"

sadly bc he worked on it in the start and its not cancelled, the meat route (war trauma jade and manipulative r4p1st jane) is canon..

@EVIL_Osaka
I dont consider that canon.
IT CANT BE CANON

:alien:

also jades kid, yiffany was supposed to be named rubby (yk 4 letter name thsts also a crystal, like jade)

*ruby

@EVIL_Osaka
huh

@EVIL_Osaka
I MEANT HUH LIKE
"huh! :0"
NOT
"HUH???"
(also forgot to tag you @EVIL_Osaka

wait

no I just have amnesia-

vriskas daughter is cool

@EVIL_Osaka
:0

her name is vrissy

@EVIL_Osaka
:O

so um all te hs2 kids r
Vrissy
Ruby/Yiffany
Harry (June and Roxys son)
Tavros (Jane and Jakes son, feom r4p3 done by jane, why name him that tho??)

@EVIL_Osaka

.
.
.
.
. I HAVE A THEORY

@EVIL_Osaka
WHAT IF

@EVIL_Osaka
Tarvos is one of the zodiac trolls (thanks 2 time stuff ig)

he iz!! hes the taurus troll!
all trolls r zodiac related, thats why there are 12.

@EVIL_Osaka
Ik :0

Solluxs theme is a remix of a toho track!!

@EVIL_Osaka
WAIT WHAT

yea

Im working on a sketch :D

@EVIL_Osaka

yahhhe

@EVIL_Osaka
honk :0

HoNk

@EVIL_Osaka
:3

:33> hello!!!

@EVIL_Osaka
(hOnk :0

:33> Gamz33 !!

@EVIL_Osaka
hI nEpEtA

:33> Wait
:33> Wheres Equihiss

@EVIL_Osaka
DeAth :C

:33> HOW
:33> WHY
:33> DID MEW DO IT

@EVIL_Osaka
kArKaT ****** tHeM

k1lLeD*

>:33> Karkitty? 3': He'd never!

@EVIL_Osaka
oK i DiD iT :crying_cat_face:

:'33> Why?

@EVIL_Osaka
hE FoUnD mY bUcKeTs :broken_heart:

:33> What buckets? Are you jerking your bulge in them.

:33> Freak
:33> Did he need towels? How many?

@EVIL_Osaka
I sTolE tHeM fRoM kArKAt :crying_cat_face:

:33> KARKITTY GOONS???

@EVIL_Osaka
I sTOlE kaRkAtS gooning buckEts AnD eQuiUs foUnD thEm sO I k1lLeD hIm

:33> Thats not reasonable gamz33

@EVIL_Osaka
aLSo wHy wOuLd You WaNt tO kNoW hOw MaNy ToWeLs-

:33> umm
:33> mew two would've been adorable in a kismesisship!

iM tElLInG mY lUsUS

@EVIL_Osaka

:33> Gamz33.. your lusus left mew.

@EVIL_Osaka
(lets change the subject cuz I dont wanna talk about gooning buckets)

@EVIL_Osaka
*crys*

:33> um
:33> should i get kanaya

@EVIL_Osaka
yEAh

Why Is He Crying Nepeta
:33> I told him his lusus left

@EVIL_Osaka
*crying intensifies*

Gamzee Calm Please You Are Okay Your Lusus Will Come Back Eventually

@EVIL_Osaka
*frown flips upside down literally*

How Did You-
:33> YAY!!!

@EVIL_Osaka
yAYYyYYyYYY

:33> Yayaya!1!1!!1!1!

@EVIL_Osaka
KarKiTTy FoUnD tHe BucKeTs :frowning:

:33> he WHAT?!

@EVIL_Osaka
tHe BUckETs :C

:33> scary

@EVIL_Osaka
I kNoW rIgHt

:33> *ac gasps* gamz33!! whats that!!

@EVIL_Osaka
WhAt:0

:33> *ac skedaddles away*

@EVIL_Osaka
*spins and floats in thw sky and explodes*

:33> HUH!!!

@EVIL_Osaka
:3

:33> gamz33 where are mew
:33> grrrr

@EVIL_Osaka
*unexplodes?????*

:33> Hi gamz33!! wheres gamz33-

@EVIL_Osaka
pPnUggEt

:33>....what the heII are mew talking about

@EVIL_Osaka
IDeK hAlF ThE TiMe

honk

:33> are mew going sober again
:33> gamz33

@EVIL_Osaka
KArKat iS sEnDInG mE DeAtH ThReAtS

:33> Tell karkitty to stop

@EVIL_Osaka
oK

:33> has he stopped yet
:33> dont hurrt him

@EVIL_Osaka
YEaH C:

:33> good :3
:33> you two ARE meowrails, right?

@EVIL_Osaka

YeAh :sparkles:

:33> yay

@EVIL_Osaka
(hOnk :0

:33> Why honk when theres still dead equihiss..

@EVIL_Osaka
mAyBe EqUiUs wAs ThE FrIEnDs wE MaDe aLOnG ThE WaY

:33> we n333d him back i miss him 3:

@EVIL_Osaka
*equius pulls down their Gamzee skin suit*

@EVIL_Osaka
OMG UR PAGAN???
IM A HELLENIC POLYTHEIST HIIIII HIIIII HI HI HIIII

Yep! I believe in the Greek gods :)

@EVIL_Osaka
SAME
IM A DIONYSUS WORSHIPPER

Here as an Aphrodite worshipper

@EVIL_Osaka
YAAYAYAYYAYA

I own a like 800 page book abt greek mythology
The rest of my family is Christian
me and my bro are pagan soo

@EVIL_Osaka
My family are Christians too :scream_cat:

BRO IS THAT YOU

slash jay

@EVIL_Osaka
no :baby:

I hate how the homestuck fandom infantilizes mituna.. hes a grown man :(

@EVIL_Osaka
FRR

hes not silly bee man, hes a 20 year old with lots of issues, such as autism, tourettes and brain damage, from overusing his psiionics, and he blames everything on himself

@EVIL_Osaka
its fr giving teto with the 20 (30) year old minor

YEAH

@EVIL_Osaka
:footprints:

homestuck 2 gamzee'd be into that

@EVIL_Osaka
:3

:3 meow!

@EVIL_Osaka
:3

I got a haircut
i look like roxy and rose together

@EVIL_Osaka
LOL

also scott pilgrim graphic novel (i bought it from a thrift store)

@EVIL_Osaka
YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

Meeoeoeowoowowowowoowww

HERE

@EVIL_Osaka
vivziepop is creating a homestuck show

IK :D
TOBY FOX IS JOHN

@EVIL_Osaka
LWWOWLS

YEHSSHHSS
I LOVE DAVE SM

@EVIL_Osaka
SAMW

HES ME FR GUYS

@EVIL_Osaka OSIKWKWKSK

ALSO HAL???

@EVIL_Osaka
OSOSLW>D

HUSBAND

@EVIL_Osaka
AN OLD LADY LET ME TOOK A NON BINARY PIN FOR FREE
(also who are you in the system)

Itz Yatta !!!

@EVIL_Osaka
:3333

Arczne BROKE me

@EVIL_Osaka
:3