tamagotchi: 22
lovemail: 19 (in creation years, they don't age physically and have been appearing 20 since birth)
maple: 21
the second coming: 14
king orange: 48
red: 13
yellow: 15 and a half
green: 14
blue: 14
purple: 13
victim: 36
mitsi: would be 34 but shes dead so permanently 23
agent: 37
victim's employees r in 30s
the chosen one: 19
the dark lord: 20