sb can't read therefore he doesn't actually know Nirvana lyrics he prob doesn't even know the name bc he just calls it 'band with kurt cobain idk' and tbh i hc nb as nonbinary bc.. nb, enby

also we all know bro probably screws up microwave mac n cheese like me

@--ROXY--LALONDE--
ok 1. sb probably does know how to read but i now hc/canonize sb not knowing how to read big words
2. also you headcanoning stuff about my oc's??? thats actually so cool
3. nb is probably the most straight male ever
4. bro probably just gave a hotdog with jelly to Gordon

b enby

I hc benby is under 5 ft
and also? Bro would.

also, in our sys, Eridan, Calliope and Nyx do cosplay, i can confirm Nyx has spent 600 dollars on the materials for a fursuit

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- benby (cartoon form) is 4'11, ink benby is 6'0, and beast benby is 7'9 :D

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- cool

anyways GIVE ME ALL YOUR HEADCANONS RELATING TO MY STUFF!! please :3

1: FB knows what futa (if censored f.u.ta) is.
2: pm has an unholy amount of sth official merch
3: nb is autistic and for a bit only ate scrambled eggs bc it was the only texture he could stand
4: sb has told gc to fck off and gc threw sand in his eye (like the girlboss she is)
5: pg loves snakes.
6: sb says random sht when not high but nobody questions bc how often he's high
7: nb has sent pg to the hospital

Omg 413 characters

@--ROXY--LALONDE--

which fb.. (FB The Boy or FB FriendTrapped) :worried:
also a ton of these are so f***ing real!

which pm btw? (me, friendtrapped, hussie, or the silly bottom one)

most real ones: gc and sb (they're frienemies 100%), nb and pg

also futas :flushed:

friendtrapped

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- on both pm and fb?

yep :3

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- i think fb is TOO innocent for that also pm probably would 100%

he accidentally typed futa when looking for the law kind of futa but went on images

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- he's all "uhh futa.... :D.. D:. .."

He saw females with dihs...
also jade? canonically the epilogues gave her a dog dih :(

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- random sbw fact!!!: gc can either have a Virginia or a dih via. magic!!!!

also oh. :(

OH??? SO BASICALLY ERIDAN??

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- wait what.

YEAH HE HAS BOTH

HUSSIE IS A FREAK

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- does he have both at like the same time or???

YEA
NO IDEA HOW/srs
CAN HE LITERALLY FCK HIMSELF??/obvj

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- okay i've seen some absolute FINE FUTA ART and i think i know whats going on... he has the dih and balls but in between the balls and ahh is the :cat:

Yeah
i have trauma

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- dawg im drawing the next ft track art andi have no clue how to draw a bass :sob:

im sleepin on my floor
put a weighted blanket on the floor
my pillow
and my ikea alien
listening to gamegrumps (its like falling asleep at a sleepover while ur friends are playing games)
using a sheet bc it is hot asf

uuhh idk i do NOT own a bass