@Alex_034

*continues driving home*

@Alex_034

shot: jeez you are drunk sir
huntsman: my name is huntsman
shot: huntsman got it. so you love me
huntsman: yeah we both are hunters we both use gun and-
shot: yeah your drunk

*calls them*

@Alex_034
shot: hello?

hey, how's huntsman doing?

@Alex_034
shot: hes good.
huntsman: *lays head on shots shoulder*
shot: hes saying he loves me o_o

oh, is that because he's drunk?

@Alex_034

shot: i dont know anymore o_o

well, do you guys want a ride homw? im driving right now, so i can just turn around and pick you up

@Alex_034
shot: im near my house im fin-
huntsman: you know ive been wanting to find someone like me, a hunter that swears :3
shot: u-um o///////////o

*sigh* it's fine, i'll be right there. *hangs up*

@Alex_034
shot: ummm n-no hes not drunk anymore...

*already there* hey.

@Alex_034

shot: um hes not drunk.......

i know, but still, imma give him a ride home.

@Alex_034
huntsman: no i dont have one..

shot: D: oh

@Alex_034
huntsman: shot can i stay with u :point_right: :point_left:

shot: fine

huntsman: YAY!!! :D

@Alex_034

shot: you go on ill keep huntsman

ok

@Alex_034

shot: *gets back in car and drives to his own house with huntsman*

@Alex_034

*gets out of car and sits there on the side of the road* ...

@Alex_034
shot: so huntsman you said you love me right?
huntsman: yeah
shot: really?
huntsman: yeah!
shot: o///////////o

...

@Alex_034
huntsman: :3
shot: *bleeding from his nonexistent nose*

@Alex_034

shot: *calls u*

*sounds like im crying* ...hey

@Alex_034
shot: um..u ok?

... no.

@Alex_034
shot: whats wrong???

*sigh* someone just came over and shattered a wine glass over my head and now im bleeding. :thumbsup:

@Alex_034
shot: description

i was just sitting here and this drunk guy just came over and shattered a wine glass over my head, im bleeding a lot

@Alex_034
shot: what did he look like???

he was wearing a suit

@Alex_034
shot: color of the suit

black and gray

@Alex_034
shot: was he wearing a hat????

@Alex_034
shot:.....

yes, a fedora

sorry, took me a while to think

@Alex_034
shot: um, anything else

he was tall... and had a... hot face... and i think from.... all the bloodloss, i-imma faint- hurry uppp- *faints and hangs up*

@Alex_034
shot: *CALLS PARAMEDICS*

paramedics: *get to you quickly and put you in a hospital van.*

(at the hospital) *not awake*

@Alex_034

shot: ok hes gonna be out for 4 hours so if anyones gonna say anything say it no-

???: BELACKY

shot: sir ima doctor you saying a word wont wake him up.

@Alex_034

*starts waking up*

ugh... what happened...? where am i-

@Alex_034
shot: WHAT THE WHO SAID THAT?!

said what...?

???: *knocks on door*

@Alex_034
shot: come in

@Alex_034
shot: alex do you have any memory of what happened yesterday

no... i don't...

???: *walks in*

other than THAT GUY!!! *points at the person that just came in*

@Alex_034
shot: who r u

Mafioso: the names Mafioso. just wanted to say sorry for hitting that wine glass over your head yesterday.

*mad still*

@Alex_034

shot: why?!!!!!!!!?

@Alex_034
shot: why did you do that?!!!?

Mafioso: I have to apologize for the wrong that I did, right? Me and my crew went to thw bar last night to get a couple drinks and we had a bit too much.

But still... why would you do that?!!? *getting really mad*

@Alex_034

???: BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK BTW IM UNDER YOUR BED!!

Hm, understandable.

Mafioso: *holds out his hand to @Alex_034*

*confused* uh- what are you doing?

@Alex_034

???: *climbs out under the bed* hello its me @drawing_-gentlemen hi hello

shot:

ME: nope

omg hi!!! *smiles*

Mafioso: *grabs @Alex_034's hand*

eh?!- :eyes:

Mafioso: *pulls @Alex_034 out of the hospital bed and into his arms*

u-uh what are y-you- o///o

Mafioso: just relax... :smirk:

Al3x (my other oc): HEY LET GO OF THEM!!

Mafioso: I can't, they are on my target list, so I have to take them.

Al3x: OH NO YOU AIN'T *throws notebook at him, knocking @Alex_034 out of his arms*

Mafioso: ow!!

Me: *lands from the fall*

@Alex_034
ME: *throws baguette at mafiso*

*catches it and eats it* mmm yummy :3

Al3x: Alex... that was to throw at Mafioso!

oh.... but i was hungry! :pleading_face:

Al3x: whatever.

Mafioso: I feel no pain, can you say the same? *throws the notebook back at Al3x, causing them to fall through the windowsill*

:fearful: AL3X NOOO!!!

Mafioso: *picks up @Alex_034*

huh?!!? :fearful:

@Alex_034
ME: SHIP!!

shot: mr mafiso if you want to do anything good throw the orange lad out the window please

ME: WHAT?!!!!!!?

Mafioso: I will not throw them out the window. Also, what-

uhm- o///o s-ship? NAH- *looks away*

Al3x: *flies back in and shuts the window* nobody is throwing anyone out the window! :imp:

thank goodness...

Mafioso: good.

@Alex_034

ME: *laughing like a maniac/caine from tadc)

why are you laughing like that-

Al3x: ngl, you two should either kiss... or FU-

*interrupts Al3x* HELL NO- :sob:

Mafioso: *pouts* :pensive:

WHY ARE YOU POUTING- o///o

Mafioso: *wanted to kiss them* oh, I just remembered I forgot something, I can get it later.

Al3x: YOU GUYS ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER

SHUT UP AL3X- :angry:

@Alex_034

ME: HAHA-*hears somethung involving u know* who said that??

Mafioso: ...:anger:

*blushing very aggressively*

@Alex_034

ME: ok anyway *makes u and mafiso kiss* :3

Mafioso: :bangbang:

:fearful: :bangbang:

Al3x: :smiling_imp:

*tries pulling back but Mafioso keeps pulling me toward him*

Al3x: oop, they making out- o_o

@Alex_034
ME: MY WORK HERE DONE but now........... AL3X WHAT THE FREEK IS WRONG WITH U?!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Al3x: what do you mean? :P

Mafioso: *picks up @Alex_034 and carries them somewhere... private :smirk:*

Al3x: wait, W-WHERE ARE THEY GOING- OH NO *PANICS*

@Alex_034

ME: WHY IS THERE SO MANY P3RVERTS IN DIS HOSPITAL?!!!!!!!!?

Al3x: to be honest, I don't even know.

Destiny: *appears* WHY DID I SEE MAFIOSO CARRY @Alex_034 INTO A PRIVATE PLACE?!!?

Al3x: you don't wanna know

@Alex_034

ME: AL3X UR A P*RVert!!!!!!!!

Al3x: I am not, I was just joking, I didn't mean for them to do it LITERALLY- :fearful:

Destiny: how are they a p3rv3rt?

@Alex_034

ME: FUNFACT IVE BEEN S*XUALLY HARRASED!

Al3x: @Alex_034 has been to. More than 10 times :3

*suddenly, there are... NOISES that you all hear*

Al3x and Destiny: IS THAT MAFIOSO- :fearful:

@Alex_034

ME: *casually gets ptsd*

shot: *puts me in a ayslum* now um.........hi

Al3x: *starts rolling around in a ball* ... :fearful:

Destiny: holy cannoli. also hi!! :rainbow:

@Alex_034

shot: so, whats going on-

ME: *breaks in* ITS NOT S-

shot: relax go back to the asylum

ME: ok *runs back to the asylum*

Al3x: "something" is happening in that room over there

*more noises emit from behind the door*

@Alex_034: *giggles deviously*

Destiny: uh- yeah but don't mind them!

Al3x: lemme go into that asylum w/ you- *runs in*

@Alex_034

shot: ok were are they??

@Alex_034

shot:....

Al3x: *runs out* you don't wanna know. *runs back into the asylum w/ @drawing_-gentlemen*

Destiny: ...

@Alex_034

shot: *kicks down the door* ok whats going on????

Mafioso: *sitting there on the floor, looking traumatized*

@Alex_034: *doodling in the corner* oh hey! XD

Al3x: weren't you guys??- oh wait. i probably am p3rv3rt3d. *runs back into the asylum again*

Destiny: *relieved*

@Alex_034

ME: *grabs al3x and disapears with al3x*

Destiny: what were you guys doing?

@Alex_034: just hanging out!

Destiny: but why in private?

@Alex_034: because we can? :P

Destiny: *looks at Mafioso* WHY THE HELL IS HE SHAKING LIKE THAT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!!?

@Alex_034: he's just anxious :3

@Alex_034

ME: al3x guess what?

Al3x: what?

@Alex_034
ME: *hits al3x with a shovel*

Al3x: *unfazed*

@Alex_034

ME: oh but seirously dont make P*RVerted jokes it makes me uncomfortable

Al3x: i wasn't even trying to but okay

@Alex_034

ME: alright *throws u back to the hospital*

Al3x: *grabs you and takes you along with Al3x*

@Alex_034
ME: AAGH

shot: ok leave......

*meanwhile Destiny and Mafioso are fighting while @Alex_034 is hurt on the ground*

Destiny: WHY DID YOU HURT THEM?! :anger:

Mafioso: It wasn't intended.

Al3x: what-

@Alex_034

ME: WHATS GOIN ON

Destiny: @Alex_034 got hurt! :crying_cat_face:

@Alex_034: im fine-

Destiny: it was all HIS FAULT!!!

Mafioso: I didn't do anything-

Destiny: *slaps him*

Mafioso: *pulls out a :gun: on them*

Destiny: :fearful:

@Alex_034: WAIT DON'T SHOOT HER

@Alex_034
shot: *looking around fearfully*

@Alex_034

Al3x: *eats the gun*

@Alex_034
shot: *breathing heavily*

Al3x: it's good! :thumbsup:

@Alex_034
shot: hes coming....

@Alex_034
shot: *SCREAMS IN A GERMAN ACCENT AND RUNS OUT OF A WINDOW!*

@Alex_034