mars is there for hwight ref

i did not forget abt designing the sun and planet x

neptunezamnn

of course @redwardkopia

Mercury's favorite song: Any will wood song i swear its cause of earth
Venus's: SANDMAN - that one german heavy metal band
Earth: The Main Character - Will Wood
Mars: Charlies Inferno
Jupiter: A Human's Touch
Saturn: Love Like You (steven universe)
Uranus: Better Than Me - The Brobecks
Neptune listens to white noise

will wood is peak

i imagine they had to build from the ground up tbh

they werent given everything on a silver platter + they had unusual appearances and names so

IM GIVING THEM ACTUAL NAMES

at least their public names

only the rockies (not earth) though since they have the height of an average person so they end up having to do errands for everyone

mars needs a break he literally gets an office job

and since they can ACTUALLY die now from starvation i imagine they settled near a farm the moons built (they are like fairies but bigger) and help with getting crops built

crops grown*

they spawn with "peasant" robes as jupiter describes them so the appearance of clothes signals that years have passed and they actually melded into a society

Jupiter is a lumberjack and the only one who was willing to figure out how blue prints work so he built the house with the help of saturn (who had short hair at the time)

jupiter and saturn fell in love with the cabin life style so their home is rather rustic but it's HUGE and still growing cause they need to add rooms for the moons

saturn is obsessed with crochet and sewing and actually makes most of their clothes from either silk moths that earth raises (and treats well, he cries when they die) or wild sheep they ended up herding for wool

titan actually often helps him with making the silk as saturn is too big to delicately make it and no one else offers, so he actually learned a lot about clothing creation

earth has a nature sanctuary and is really against anyone disturbing it, he goes batsh1t crazy the first time he learns about poaching

he often struggles to take care of the animals since he is wheelchair and cane bound so he often takes in small animals like rabbits or squirrels and leaves the animals like cows and horses to the other rocky planets

venus actually is second in command of the sanctuary since this is the closest he's gotten to having any form of life and he made an oath to never let any of the animals die unhappy
venus caring but being stubborn abt it is my favorite hc

after all life is what theia wanted so why would he break it?