chloe istg when i find yew :broken_heart:

THEY BRKE UP

:sob: he doesnt want to date her tho

@_IB1TE YES SHE LEFT HIM YESTERDAY FŮCKING FINALLY

He's still all soapy after lin

OH MY FKING GOODNESS YESMSHES TOO GOOD FOR TS IM SO HAPPY

@Todd_ idc bro i actually hate her she isnt allowed to like skz shes weird and disgusting and should di

@_IB1TE LITERALLY BROO

woah buddy :sob:

@Todd_ he did not gaf about linnea lets be so deaduzz

yeah Ik. I still want to ge his friend bc I know he can do better. It's like having a dying plant if you keep giving it water it might still grow

but also lin is so right for leaving him

@Todd_ cro im sorry but i cannot handle kyo or any of his monkey friends chae was weird enough and now we have chloe or whoever she is

He treated her awfully and she's gonna carry that trauma with her for the rest of her life

@Todd_ i feel bad for u having to deal with that thing

They all are fake bro.

I feel obligated tbh.

I've been in his shoes once before

but also I try to fix things bc im a fixer, i've always solved problems. My family would fall apart without me

YES omg good for her he was a piece of shīt :pray:

@Todd_ he needs to fix himself linnea couldnt fix him neither can you and thats something ive learned myself

@butterfly_ literally cro :broken_heart:

ik :sob: It is my dying wish /ref
#iplaytomanyvideogames
He reminds me shane from stardew valley

@Todd_ idk who shane is but hang him

Bruh i wish you weren't right :sob: but ik u are. Im not gonna drop him as a friend but i am gonna comfort him until he can fully accept lin ISNT coming back

oml shane is my chosen bachelor. the 'i can fix him' then after you marry him in the game he does back to being an ahh, you dont have to marry him to even get blue chickens :sob: :sob: :sob:

@Todd_ it gets to a point where u js have to be real with him 'itll be okay' brah no 'she isnt coming back and you will only feel worse if you hang onto hope that shes coming back. move on and fix yourself so you can feel better and be better for your next girl'

thats what i said.

kyota is obviously playing an act and itll only go on for so long so js open the reality to him early on so he stops being a sissy lala

I was very blunt with him

sissy lala is beautiful im so totally stealing that

@Todd_ i honestly personally want to message him about it but i think id be too mean and upset linnea

true. But also she has to learn when its been enough for her

i never struggle with break ups bc i disassociate

so i dont understand completely what they are going through

do you like glow in the dark by chance?

@Todd_ i think ima message him so he stops being a child

idkwhat glow in the daek is

:sob: what???? glow in the dark stickers??? :sob: :sob: :sob:

@Todd_ i thought u meant like a bnd or someting

ohh nono

i cant believe she let the chuzmister do ts to her :broken_heart: she deserves way better

@_IB1TE HELP LITERALLY HE PROBABL SMELLS LIKE FRITOS :broken_heart:

if were lucky :broken_heart:
probably smells like a sweaty elephants as.s crack :broken_heart:
get ur headphone dent lookin self outta here!!!

@_IB1TE he definitely has the build of a milk dud :broken_heart:

kyo doing gods work out here by normalizing the apple body type!!! bless his heart

@_IB1TE apple isnt big enough he has the build of a jackfruit

body positivity
hes def the type of person to need 2 seats on a plane because he cant fit in one

i love body positivity
like im positive that when he says hes 6'8 its 6'8 sideways

@_IB1TE IM GUCKING CRUING BRO

'body positvity' nd then u look like ms puffs...

im sorry but we shoukd not be supporting tne 600 pound sweats thats so unhealthy their gonna live a shttiy life until the ripe age of 24 when their heart gives out :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE oh my god u get it body positivity is cool and all but once u weigh 200+ then i think thats where u tone it down before your neck blubber suffocates you...

FRRR its so unhealthy and toxic to think thats ok... like im sorry your obese carol but no i will not make a facebook post on your mom group about high calorie human positivity

@_IB1TE exactly bro :sob: like baby im not fatphobic you're just unhealthy and im pointing it out :sob: like i eat so much and im still a normal weight so it HAS to take EFFORT to be that huge

YESSS THANK YOU istg im not evil your just going to live a really sad life and should fix that..

@_IB1TE @/Jisung
YESH IKRRRRRR
like i don't want to be rude but are we encouraging ppl to be overweight???? :sob:

@_IB1TE literally bro and if yer so fat that its AFFECTING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES then i think... you might need to hop into a treadmill instead of in a mcdonalds you obese orangutan

@_-Foxy-Lily-_ literally

YESYESS bless like its good to be confident in your own body i think thats great yes but we should not be promoting people to look like the incels in wall-e

@_IB1TE fr :sob: like if yer a little chubby yes girl yer hot but if youre literally tammy from 600 pound sisters and can be blindfolded with a piece of floss YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT

HAHEHAHHELPME DENTALFLOSSS

@_IB1TE yes bro like how do you even fit in your bathtub if youre that wide like do your fat folds hang out like sludge

waitwait hiw do they bathe

do they lick eachother like cats

@_IB1TE they smear themself in ketchup like theyre a hotdog and lick it off as a way to bathe

wait i think i need to become obese then!!! this could be us :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE omg yer right... to the pantry i go!

@/Jisung
THE TAMMY COMMENT :sob:

SO INCREDIBLY REAL

@_-Foxy-Lily-_ HELP ME

MY GRANDMOTHER RELIGIOUSLY WATCHES THAT SHOW

WITH THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP BC HER EARS ARE TRASH :sob: :broken_heart:

I WANT TO STRANGLE KYO AND SEO SO FUСKING BAD IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

BROBROBROBROSKIE LOOK AT KYOS BIO IM SHTTING MYSELF

the biggest mistake wasent falling for you....... it was thinking you fell for me too............ as this as.s monkey says while cheating

he rides his own dik so hard hes built like a hoola hoop

@_IB1TE ohhhh my god bro and all his little annoying monkey dıck rider friends are harassing linnea as if KYO isnt the one who CHEATED BRO. i hate all of these mfs thyre all built like beer kegs

OHHH MY GOOOD BRO LIKE WGATTT how he stackin people on that micropen.is do they take turns or what

@_IB1TE obviously HELP atp they take turns scissoring i fear this m.f either has the smallest weıner on this planet or is js flat out has aspd

@Jisung do they have a dik i genuinely cannot tell if they ae either trans, catfishing, or have ovewhelming small dik energy

@_IB1TE OH MY GOD SAME THEY LITERALLY JS GIVE OFF EITHER FRAGILE MASCULINITY OR A 10 YEAR OLD TRANS MALE WHO LIKES HELLUVA BOSS

@Jisung IM SHTTING MYSELF I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT BUT I DONT WAT THE HOARD OF HRNY 12 YEAR OLD TRYING TO DOXX ME :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE HELPMEEEE

Type of person to walk up to a random guy in an ally and say "greetings fellow delinquent! one drug please! do you take e transfer?" :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE 'hello comrads! *t poses while playing the soviet anthem*' headahh

heh!! yolo, am i right?? golly goodness im so random!! guys watch me do a handstand!! *flosses*
props the only time he flossses bcuz ik ts is yeller :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE YELLER IM HOWLING BRO HIS SHI LOOK LIKE MEDIEVAL CHURCH ORGAN KEYS

HELPMWWHAT TS LOOKING LIKE A BRITISH PESENT :broken_heart:

@_IB1TE IM CRYING

fatha!! may i go to the loo!! after i may go scrap over the local fine shyts!!

@_IB1TE THE LOO. BRO IM CRYING I HATW BRITISH PEOPL other than han dattebayo

please censor the word br*tsh it triggers me
are tney even real im 89% sure their faking their accent just to *** with people

Fu.c

@_IB1TE HELPNMEEEE