um guys ignore the title!! i swear i didnt put that there

@channyloverslover mecore i have 269 body pillows and i goon with them every day

**** my stupid baka life :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:

@channyloverslover ermm i have one but im not giving it to you... :///

@channyloverslover NO BUY IT YOURSELF IM NOT GIVING YOU MY CRUSTY WET L BODYPILLOW

@channyloverslover NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BODYPILLOW!!!! i think it also has mold. do you want mold ????????? do you, channy??????

@channyloverslover ugh.. okay... *rolls eyes, tapping foot impatiently* what can you trade?

@channyloverslover DATTEBAYO!! *i exclaim, snatching up the hatsune miku bodypillow*
i-it's all over the screen now... h-here, channy. take L. *i mutter shyly, tossing the L bodypillow to you as I start gooning passionately*

@channyloverslover *in a reddit user tone of voice* W-well actually, :nerd: Miku-Chan is a VOCALOID. She has no canon age, therefore she isn't a minor. :relieved:
A-and also, *adjusts glasses* I'm a minor too. Ergo, Miku-Senpai being underage... DOESN'T MATTER! *goons more*

@channyloverslover *suddenly notices your majestic way of hūmping the pillow*
W-woah, Channy... m-mind if I... join in? *winks at you, tossing the miku pillow to the side*

@channyloverslover W-well... *scratches head nervously*
I-I'm inexperienced too. Let's learn, together! What do you say? C-can we? *pulls out my 27 inch long pénis*

FACT GOTS FACT GOTS GAY GAY GAY :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

@channyloverslover WHAT NO IM NOT A BOTTOM IM NOT A BOTTOM ARFHGHGHHHHHHH *foams at the mouth, violently convulsing*

@-Clown_POP- heh i love these factgots :smirk_cat:
also im deeply sorry that you had to see my conversation. i forget the internet is public sometimes :pensive:

LMFAOOOOOO

@channyloverslover WHAT?! *i roar, grabbing you by the collar.*
Listen, brochacho. L DOESNT EVEN HAVE A WEINER. He is a BODYPILLOW! A. BODYPILLOW!! Do you understand?!

@channyloverslover *takes the strap, throwing it away.*
Where's that strap now, bucko?

@-Clown_POP- no, really, im sorry vro :pensive:
leave while you still can, this comment section isnt safe. /j

@channyloverslover *eats it, so you can't take it back. i burp loudly to emphasise my consumption of the strap.*
I'll be taking that binder, too. I deserve it more. *i quickly let go of you, rapidly taking and putting on L's binder*
Now... GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY! *i yell, grabbing you by the collar again with a smirk.*

*i throw you against the wall, your wig flying off with it. i yelp, covering myself like they do in cartoons.*
N-nani?! M-m-my binder!! *i look at you, rolling up my sleeves.* Why I oughta...

also red if you're online and you see this convo,, erm no you didnt!!!

@redwardkopia UHHH IGNORE THE CONVO I HAD WIH CHANNY YOU DIDMT SEE ANYTIGN

@redwardkopia they're literslly so gay lik what. gay gay gay hõmosèxual gay faygot FAYGOTTTTSSSS

@redwardkopia lets grow old together,, /ref
also IGNORE IT RAHHHH YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHIG oooooo IT WAS A HALLUCINATION oooooo

@redwardkopia EVERY. WAY.
ALSO NO YOU DIDNT SEE IT. HALLUCINATION. I SWEAR YOU HALLUCINATED ALL OF IT. IT WASNT REALLL

@redwardkopia ermm.. dont hate on me but !! im only on 2 :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:

i cant watch it around my family cuz swearing n stuff, and im almost never alone :pensive:

@redwardkopia PHEWWW.. im glad ur not like "haha!! :joy: newgen!! :joy: :joy:"
but uhh im gonna watch more episodes, probably w headphones on :stuck_out_tongue:

@redwardkopia phew,, thats good. :3
anyway, sorry if i dont respond, luv. im gonna eat dinner :>

@redwardkopia hehh i love you soo much red <33
you're literally the best guy ever ILY!!! explodes :boom:
anywey bye bye,,

@redwardkopia bababooey i see you're online

@redwardkopia haiiiiiiiii

@redwardkopia heh... yep... *winks in a FREAKY way*

@redwardkopia FREAK TIME OH YEAH

@redwardkopia ready for more, big boy.. /ref

@redwardkopia that ep was so silly heh.,,

also RELATABL cuz its so annoying when i wake up from a dream, and its just another dream,,