The cake incident. by LivingDeadBoy

@Lycan I WOULDVE DRAWN THE POLYCULE BUT can I draw my pwincess? no.

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04 Jun, 2025, 6:24 am
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LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:35 am

@azure- so glad someone agrees with me here...

maxwell_

04 Jun, 2025, 6:37 am

help ive seen something like this

MOEoverload

04 Jun, 2025, 6:37 am

cooked

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:38 am

@antwon_ ITS A REFERENCE SO YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT BEFORE

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:38 am

@MOEoverload JS LIKE THE CAKE :fire: :fire:

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 6:42 am

OH MY GOD????????????

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 6:42 am

Im so glad were married im going to get you vro...

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:44 am

@Lycan OK????..

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:44 am

@Smoel_ PLS I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING IT

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 6:45 am

@Smoel_ YES YES YES I SUPPORT THIS IDEA

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 7:00 am

explodes you so much you da goat

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 7:01 am

@Lycan i missed the chance to say tickle time cus now its 12.

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 7:05 am

Happy new year!!!!!

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 7:28 am

blink three times if dan is holding you hostage.............

Goobercat110

04 Jun, 2025, 7:28 am

'this is peak why am i not following this per-oh wait i am-'

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 7:37 am

@skulI Hes happy with me, don't you worry about a thing.

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 7:39 am

idk bud...............ure looking at me a bit funny.... @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:00 am

@skulI Maybe beause I havent slept in 4 days and I'm addicted to crack :heart:

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:05 am

oh !!! :joy_cat: now it all makes sense! ..... you....selling any? @Lycan

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 8:13 am

@skulI So Obviously Someone is making things up because im fine!!

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:13 am

@skulI I only sell if you're willing to buy.

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:14 am

lycan told you to say that didn't he ...

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:15 am

i have 3000 dollars i will pull out my аss right now if you give me a couple grams ......... im desperate .... plz @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:15 am

Hahaha I'm joking. DYLAN over here Should really be more quieT sometimes, Makes me want to pat his FlUffy little head! :heart:

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:16 am

@skulI Sold. Come back next time!

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 8:16 am

@skulI So Odd Someone assumes such a thing!!

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:17 am

s....o....s SOS !!!!! THATS A CODE !

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:18 am

youre a monster. @Lycan

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:18 am

dont worry dylan... ill help you, once i figure out how... now, how to do this... *puts my hand to my chin and taps my foot*

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 8:19 am

@skulI Hows Everyones Life Possibly!!

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:21 am

@skulI Hahaha what're you talking about?? (I'll rat you out for buying if you tell anyone.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:22 am

dont worry dylan,...just hang in there....im coming

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:23 am

it seems im in a bit of a pickle! @Lycan (ok... let dylan go and ill... give you anything! i have rocks, stones....more rocks..! and other stuff im not saying because i wanna go to college!)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:25 am

@skulI Quite the pickle! (You take him away I'll rat, you have nothing of interest to me.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:31 am

hohoho, good golly! (please? i have over 3000 dollars up my аss right now. that should be enough to free DYLAN.. im RUNning out of time here and IM losing my patience . youre only DISTRACTING me from getting my work done. Let HIM go.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:31 am

@Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:33 am

@skulI You drive a hard bargain! (No, I'm good.)
Hold my hand, Dylan! See? He loves me so much we are both in a consenting relationship.

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 8:34 am

@Lycan YUP! :smiling: :heartpulse:

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:37 am

(Listen bud, It's a good deal. I don't know what you want from me.) @Lycan Oh! I see! Then you won't have a problem with going outside with him, right? There's a new sale in this new restaurant....Couples eat for free.

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:44 am

@skulI Yup! But I make the food in out house, and I make it special for Dylan.
(Dylan if you act up youre getting the lint roller treatment.)

LivingDeadBoy

04 Jun, 2025, 8:50 am

@Lycan yup! Hes Extremely Lovely Plus incredible at cooking!!

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 8:50 am

Oh? But it seems you're all out of food. Look, check the cupboards! all we have is this can of soup! This just won't do. How about we all go shopping together instead... If you don't mind, maybe only Dylan and I will go... Since y'know, you obviously need to figure out a recipe and you could dust the house... Its getting dirty after all, buddy. (You disgusting pig... So that's what you've been doing to Dylan?) @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 8:56 am

@skulI How about you pick up the grocerys while me and Dylan figure out the recipe? Youre welcome to stay for dinner if you'd like.
(If you call me a pig ever again you rodent you're in for a life of hell. Don't go weaseling into peoples business and youll be fine.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 9:03 am

@Lycan I have a better idea! What if YOU AND DYLAN go get groceries! I'm excellently at finding recipes and cooking if I do say so myself and plus, I need some criticism on my cooking every once in a while. You seem sort of possessive over Dylan so I believe It'll be better if you spend some quality time together, am I right? (Try me, аsshole...Ill outsmart you soon. You'll see.)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:08 am

@skulI No, no I'd prefer if I cooked. You go right ahead and grab some ingredients, you and Dylan could even help me cook if youd like to! (You have no idea what youre getting into, do you? Go grab those grocerys. I wont try anything at all.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 9:15 am

Oh, no problem! You wouldn't mind if you got on call while I'm at the supermarket though, do you? Just so you can tell me what ingredients I need. A shopping list wont work since I never learned to read. (I've cornered you, what will you do now, Dan?) @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:20 am

@skulI Sure! We can call, go get the grocerys now. (You don't know that for sure.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 9:26 am

Ok, see you later! Love you guys, big hug!!! *hugs tightly* Miss you all already. *walks out and slams the door shut* @Lycan (your phone is ringing, Daniel. Answer it.)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:30 am

@skulI Have fun! *Picking up the phone* (Sure, sure.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 9:34 am

*on call: I've installed a bomb inside the hood of your hoodie, if you try to move, touch or hurt Dylan, I will trigger the bomb. Now, I want you to turn on your camera and make sure your speaker is on.* @Lycan (told you id outsmart you...)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:44 am

@skulI It's already on speaker! (thats nice but you have to understand that your bomb is built wrong, it wont detonate. I said I wouldn't do anythng to Dylan either so you're making a fuss over nothing. Grab pasta and some vegetables for me.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 9:48 am

Of course! You definitely need some vegetables, ha! Too much of that junk food, am I right? (Oh? Lucky I installed an extra on Dylan when I hugged you both then. I'm certain that one works since a professional crafted it.) @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:56 am

@skulI Yes, Cucumbers and bell peppers, please also pick up some spices. (Wasn't the point of doing this to save Dylan? But youre trying to **** him, I said I wouldnt do anything, We're only getting ready to cook.)
Dylan, Go get the kitchen ready.

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 9:56 am

kiIl

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:05 am

@Lycan Right! I'll get you some dieting things too! You've been gaining weight y'know? (That still is the point. I know you will do anything to save yourself. You're selfish, and that disadvantages you so Dylan is completely safe, but if you do try anything, it's all over for you.)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 10:09 am

@skulI I haven't seen a difference in my weight! I've only gained more muscle since I work out everyday. (If you call me fat Dylan will get to meet the back of my hand. To his face. Got it? Just get the grocerys and come back.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:13 am

No, no. I've noticed! You always look so bloated! Maybe it's time to cut down on the chocolates, eh? (Do anything and its all over. I control you right now. I am coming home with a groceries right now.) @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 10:17 am

@skulI Youre the one who looks bloated, kind of like a whale. Just make it home. (Dylan will be very mad with you.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:21 am

@Lycan Oh, really? Ha, you look like that pig kid from chicken little! Anyways, I'm home now. Bye! (Ill tell you again. Dylan is safe.) *door bell rings*

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 10:26 am

@skulI Be quiet, the doors unlocked, let yourself in. (Dylan is right next to me, basically inseparable from me. You wont be able to do anything.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:30 am

Hi, guys! I picked up the groceries, ha! Hope I picked up everything you needed! (ill get my way soon.) @Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 10:34 am

@skulI Nice. You can go prepare the food with dylan while i set the table then. (Sure, bud.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:41 am

Oh? But didn't you want to cook? I think it'd only make sense if you prepared the food and me and Dylan set the table. Speaking of food, I got you that salad I said I was going to get you. You can eat it when you finish cooking for us. @Lycan (Follow along, Dan. Follow along.)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 10:45 am

@skulI Sure, yeah whatever. i wont need a salad. i can make my own. (Dont make me hit you.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 10:48 am

@Lycan Oh, but I spent money on it! You wouldn't want to reject a gift from a friend would you? I insist you take it. Making a whole dish for yourself AND US is soooo time consuming! And I think you should choose a healthier option for once. (I would beat you in a fight)

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 11:23 am

@skulI Ill save if for later then, I want to make a meal for Us not just you guys! I'll put it in the fridge. (No you wouldnt.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 12:26 pm

So, you're gonna eat an unhealthy meal LIKE ALWAYS. This is why you can't fit through the door anymore. Take the salad, I'm only looking out for you. (Wanna test that?) @Lycan

meowpee

04 Jun, 2025, 1:33 pm

wht te autim

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 3:39 pm

@skulI Who are you to say what I do and do not eat?, I eat healthy, i have my fair share of protiens, vegetables, pills, supplements, crack, dairy, water, and grains (Usually I'd say yes but I don't actually feel like it right now since you called me fat. I'm not fat I'm muscley and masculine.)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 3:50 pm

Well, just look at you! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you're not healthy. No offense but I think you're lying, there's no way you eat healthy. (I saw you sneak crack in there....)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 3:50 pm

@Lycan

Lycan

04 Jun, 2025, 4:05 pm

@skulI Not lying, I'm not fat though, only extremely addicted to crack and painkillers. (You caught me! What're you gonna do about it?)

skulI

04 Jun, 2025, 4:53 pm

@Lycan I dont believe that. Anyway, we're getting off topic, bud. Go and prepare food for us. Take the salad, if you're not going to eat it now, at least put it in the fridge for later. (i will call the police)

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 6:17 am

i see u dihhhh

LivingDeadBoy

05 Jun, 2025, 6:19 am

@meowpee HEYYY

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 6:20 am

HAIII

LivingDeadBoy

05 Jun, 2025, 6:21 am

@meowpee DO U WANNA RR? Im bored :broken_heart:

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 6:21 am

SURE

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 6:22 am

I HAVE TO PEE RQ THO

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 7:56 am

h hoopjng

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 7:57 am

aaa go to be d bad dih it's almost 1am for i

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 7:57 am

you

meowpee

05 Jun, 2025, 7:59 am

baaaaddd dihhhh

LivingDeadBoy

05 Jun, 2025, 8:02 am

@meowpee IN A BIT. Im sketching.......

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