it seems im in a bit of a pickle! @Lycan (ok... let dylan go and ill... give you anything! i have rocks, stones....more rocks..! and other stuff im not saying because i wanna go to college!)
hohoho, good golly! (please? i have over 3000 dollars up my аss right now. that should be enough to free DYLAN.. im RUNning out of time here and IM losing my patience . youre only DISTRACTING me from getting my work done. Let HIM go.)
(Listen bud, It's a good deal. I don't know what you want from me.) @Lycan Oh! I see! Then you won't have a problem with going outside with him, right? There's a new sale in this new restaurant....Couples eat for free.
Oh? But it seems you're all out of food. Look, check the cupboards! all we have is this can of soup! This just won't do. How about we all go shopping together instead... If you don't mind, maybe only Dylan and I will go... Since y'know, you obviously need to figure out a recipe and you could dust the house... Its getting dirty after all, buddy. (You disgusting pig... So that's what you've been doing to Dylan?) @Lycan
@skulI How about you pick up the grocerys while me and Dylan figure out the recipe? Youre welcome to stay for dinner if you'd like. (If you call me a pig ever again you rodent you're in for a life of hell. Don't go weaseling into peoples business and youll be fine.)
@Lycan I have a better idea! What if YOU AND DYLAN go get groceries! I'm excellently at finding recipes and cooking if I do say so myself and plus, I need some criticism on my cooking every once in a while. You seem sort of possessive over Dylan so I believe It'll be better if you spend some quality time together, am I right? (Try me, аsshole...Ill outsmart you soon. You'll see.)
@skulI No, no I'd prefer if I cooked. You go right ahead and grab some ingredients, you and Dylan could even help me cook if youd like to! (You have no idea what youre getting into, do you? Go grab those grocerys. I wont try anything at all.)
Oh, no problem! You wouldn't mind if you got on call while I'm at the supermarket though, do you? Just so you can tell me what ingredients I need. A shopping list wont work since I never learned to read. (I've cornered you, what will you do now, Dan?) @Lycan
Ok, see you later! Love you guys, big hug!!! *hugs tightly* Miss you all already. *walks out and slams the door shut* @Lycan (your phone is ringing, Daniel. Answer it.)
*on call: I've installed a bomb inside the hood of your hoodie, if you try to move, touch or hurt Dylan, I will trigger the bomb. Now, I want you to turn on your camera and make sure your speaker is on.* @Lycan (told you id outsmart you...)
@skulI It's already on speaker! (thats nice but you have to understand that your bomb is built wrong, it wont detonate. I said I wouldn't do anythng to Dylan either so you're making a fuss over nothing. Grab pasta and some vegetables for me.)
Of course! You definitely need some vegetables, ha! Too much of that junk food, am I right? (Oh? Lucky I installed an extra on Dylan when I hugged you both then. I'm certain that one works since a professional crafted it.) @Lycan
@skulI Yes, Cucumbers and bell peppers, please also pick up some spices. (Wasn't the point of doing this to save Dylan? But youre trying to **** him, I said I wouldnt do anything, We're only getting ready to cook.) Dylan, Go get the kitchen ready.
@Lycan Right! I'll get you some dieting things too! You've been gaining weight y'know? (That still is the point. I know you will do anything to save yourself. You're selfish, and that disadvantages you so Dylan is completely safe, but if you do try anything, it's all over for you.)
@skulI I haven't seen a difference in my weight! I've only gained more muscle since I work out everyday. (If you call me fat Dylan will get to meet the back of my hand. To his face. Got it? Just get the grocerys and come back.)
No, no. I've noticed! You always look so bloated! Maybe it's time to cut down on the chocolates, eh? (Do anything and its all over. I control you right now. I am coming home with a groceries right now.) @Lycan
@Lycan Oh, really? Ha, you look like that pig kid from chicken little! Anyways, I'm home now. Bye! (Ill tell you again. Dylan is safe.) *door bell rings*
Oh? But didn't you want to cook? I think it'd only make sense if you prepared the food and me and Dylan set the table. Speaking of food, I got you that salad I said I was going to get you. You can eat it when you finish cooking for us. @Lycan (Follow along, Dan. Follow along.)
@Lycan Oh, but I spent money on it! You wouldn't want to reject a gift from a friend would you? I insist you take it. Making a whole dish for yourself AND US is soooo time consuming! And I think you should choose a healthier option for once. (I would beat you in a fight)
So, you're gonna eat an unhealthy meal LIKE ALWAYS. This is why you can't fit through the door anymore. Take the salad, I'm only looking out for you. (Wanna test that?) @Lycan
@skulI Who are you to say what I do and do not eat?, I eat healthy, i have my fair share of protiens, vegetables, pills, supplements, crack, dairy, water, and grains (Usually I'd say yes but I don't actually feel like it right now since you called me fat. I'm not fat I'm muscley and masculine.)
Well, just look at you! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you're not healthy. No offense but I think you're lying, there's no way you eat healthy. (I saw you sneak crack in there....)
@Lycan I dont believe that. Anyway, we're getting off topic, bud. Go and prepare food for us. Take the salad, if you're not going to eat it now, at least put it in the fridge for later. (i will call the police)
Comments
04 Jun, 2025, 6:35 am
@azure- so glad someone agrees with me here...
04 Jun, 2025, 6:37 am
help ive seen something like this
04 Jun, 2025, 6:37 am
cooked
04 Jun, 2025, 6:38 am
@antwon_ ITS A REFERENCE SO YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT BEFORE
04 Jun, 2025, 6:38 am
@MOEoverload JS LIKE THE CAKE :fire: :fire:
04 Jun, 2025, 6:42 am
OH MY GOD????????????
04 Jun, 2025, 6:42 am
Im so glad were married im going to get you vro...
04 Jun, 2025, 6:44 am
@Lycan OK????..
04 Jun, 2025, 6:44 am
@Smoel_ PLS I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING IT
04 Jun, 2025, 6:45 am
@Smoel_ YES YES YES I SUPPORT THIS IDEA
04 Jun, 2025, 7:00 am
explodes you so much you da goat
04 Jun, 2025, 7:01 am
@Lycan i missed the chance to say tickle time cus now its 12.
04 Jun, 2025, 7:05 am
Happy new year!!!!!
04 Jun, 2025, 7:28 am
blink three times if dan is holding you hostage.............
04 Jun, 2025, 7:28 am
'this is peak why am i not following this per-oh wait i am-'
04 Jun, 2025, 7:37 am
@skulI Hes happy with me, don't you worry about a thing.
04 Jun, 2025, 7:39 am
idk bud...............ure looking at me a bit funny.... @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:00 am
@skulI Maybe beause I havent slept in 4 days and I'm addicted to crack :heart:
04 Jun, 2025, 8:05 am
oh !!! :joy_cat: now it all makes sense! ..... you....selling any? @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:13 am
@skulI So Obviously Someone is making things up because im fine!!
04 Jun, 2025, 8:13 am
@skulI I only sell if you're willing to buy.
04 Jun, 2025, 8:14 am
lycan told you to say that didn't he ...
04 Jun, 2025, 8:15 am
i have 3000 dollars i will pull out my аss right now if you give me a couple grams ......... im desperate .... plz @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:15 am
Hahaha I'm joking. DYLAN over here Should really be more quieT sometimes, Makes me want to pat his FlUffy little head! :heart:
04 Jun, 2025, 8:16 am
@skulI Sold. Come back next time!
04 Jun, 2025, 8:16 am
@skulI So Odd Someone assumes such a thing!!
04 Jun, 2025, 8:17 am
s....o....s SOS !!!!! THATS A CODE !
04 Jun, 2025, 8:18 am
youre a monster. @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:18 am
dont worry dylan... ill help you, once i figure out how... now, how to do this... *puts my hand to my chin and taps my foot*
04 Jun, 2025, 8:19 am
@skulI Hows Everyones Life Possibly!!
04 Jun, 2025, 8:21 am
@skulI Hahaha what're you talking about?? (I'll rat you out for buying if you tell anyone.)
04 Jun, 2025, 8:22 am
dont worry dylan,...just hang in there....im coming
04 Jun, 2025, 8:23 am
it seems im in a bit of a pickle! @Lycan (ok... let dylan go and ill... give you anything! i have rocks, stones....more rocks..! and other stuff im not saying because i wanna go to college!)
04 Jun, 2025, 8:25 am
@skulI Quite the pickle! (You take him away I'll rat, you have nothing of interest to me.)
04 Jun, 2025, 8:31 am
hohoho, good golly! (please? i have over 3000 dollars up my аss right now. that should be enough to free DYLAN.. im RUNning out of time here and IM losing my patience . youre only DISTRACTING me from getting my work done. Let HIM go.)
04 Jun, 2025, 8:31 am
@Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:33 am
@skulI You drive a hard bargain! (No, I'm good.)
Hold my hand, Dylan! See? He loves me so much we are both in a consenting relationship.
04 Jun, 2025, 8:34 am
@Lycan YUP! :smiling: :heartpulse:
04 Jun, 2025, 8:37 am
(Listen bud, It's a good deal. I don't know what you want from me.) @Lycan Oh! I see! Then you won't have a problem with going outside with him, right? There's a new sale in this new restaurant....Couples eat for free.
04 Jun, 2025, 8:44 am
@skulI Yup! But I make the food in out house, and I make it special for Dylan.
(Dylan if you act up youre getting the lint roller treatment.)
04 Jun, 2025, 8:50 am
@Lycan yup! Hes Extremely Lovely Plus incredible at cooking!!
04 Jun, 2025, 8:50 am
Oh? But it seems you're all out of food. Look, check the cupboards! all we have is this can of soup! This just won't do. How about we all go shopping together instead... If you don't mind, maybe only Dylan and I will go... Since y'know, you obviously need to figure out a recipe and you could dust the house... Its getting dirty after all, buddy. (You disgusting pig... So that's what you've been doing to Dylan?) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 8:56 am
@skulI How about you pick up the grocerys while me and Dylan figure out the recipe? Youre welcome to stay for dinner if you'd like.
(If you call me a pig ever again you rodent you're in for a life of hell. Don't go weaseling into peoples business and youll be fine.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:03 am
@Lycan I have a better idea! What if YOU AND DYLAN go get groceries! I'm excellently at finding recipes and cooking if I do say so myself and plus, I need some criticism on my cooking every once in a while. You seem sort of possessive over Dylan so I believe It'll be better if you spend some quality time together, am I right? (Try me, аsshole...Ill outsmart you soon. You'll see.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:08 am
@skulI No, no I'd prefer if I cooked. You go right ahead and grab some ingredients, you and Dylan could even help me cook if youd like to! (You have no idea what youre getting into, do you? Go grab those grocerys. I wont try anything at all.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:15 am
Oh, no problem! You wouldn't mind if you got on call while I'm at the supermarket though, do you? Just so you can tell me what ingredients I need. A shopping list wont work since I never learned to read. (I've cornered you, what will you do now, Dan?) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 9:20 am
@skulI Sure! We can call, go get the grocerys now. (You don't know that for sure.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:26 am
Ok, see you later! Love you guys, big hug!!! *hugs tightly* Miss you all already. *walks out and slams the door shut* @Lycan (your phone is ringing, Daniel. Answer it.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:30 am
@skulI Have fun! *Picking up the phone* (Sure, sure.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:34 am
*on call: I've installed a bomb inside the hood of your hoodie, if you try to move, touch or hurt Dylan, I will trigger the bomb. Now, I want you to turn on your camera and make sure your speaker is on.* @Lycan (told you id outsmart you...)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:44 am
@skulI It's already on speaker! (thats nice but you have to understand that your bomb is built wrong, it wont detonate. I said I wouldn't do anythng to Dylan either so you're making a fuss over nothing. Grab pasta and some vegetables for me.)
04 Jun, 2025, 9:48 am
Of course! You definitely need some vegetables, ha! Too much of that junk food, am I right? (Oh? Lucky I installed an extra on Dylan when I hugged you both then. I'm certain that one works since a professional crafted it.) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 9:56 am
@skulI Yes, Cucumbers and bell peppers, please also pick up some spices. (Wasn't the point of doing this to save Dylan? But youre trying to **** him, I said I wouldnt do anything, We're only getting ready to cook.)
Dylan, Go get the kitchen ready.
04 Jun, 2025, 9:56 am
kiIl
04 Jun, 2025, 10:05 am
@Lycan Right! I'll get you some dieting things too! You've been gaining weight y'know? (That still is the point. I know you will do anything to save yourself. You're selfish, and that disadvantages you so Dylan is completely safe, but if you do try anything, it's all over for you.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:09 am
@skulI I haven't seen a difference in my weight! I've only gained more muscle since I work out everyday. (If you call me fat Dylan will get to meet the back of my hand. To his face. Got it? Just get the grocerys and come back.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:13 am
No, no. I've noticed! You always look so bloated! Maybe it's time to cut down on the chocolates, eh? (Do anything and its all over. I control you right now. I am coming home with a groceries right now.) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 10:17 am
@skulI Youre the one who looks bloated, kind of like a whale. Just make it home. (Dylan will be very mad with you.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:21 am
@Lycan Oh, really? Ha, you look like that pig kid from chicken little! Anyways, I'm home now. Bye! (Ill tell you again. Dylan is safe.) *door bell rings*
04 Jun, 2025, 10:26 am
@skulI Be quiet, the doors unlocked, let yourself in. (Dylan is right next to me, basically inseparable from me. You wont be able to do anything.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:30 am
Hi, guys! I picked up the groceries, ha! Hope I picked up everything you needed! (ill get my way soon.) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 10:34 am
@skulI Nice. You can go prepare the food with dylan while i set the table then. (Sure, bud.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:41 am
Oh? But didn't you want to cook? I think it'd only make sense if you prepared the food and me and Dylan set the table. Speaking of food, I got you that salad I said I was going to get you. You can eat it when you finish cooking for us. @Lycan (Follow along, Dan. Follow along.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:45 am
@skulI Sure, yeah whatever. i wont need a salad. i can make my own. (Dont make me hit you.)
04 Jun, 2025, 10:48 am
@Lycan Oh, but I spent money on it! You wouldn't want to reject a gift from a friend would you? I insist you take it. Making a whole dish for yourself AND US is soooo time consuming! And I think you should choose a healthier option for once. (I would beat you in a fight)
04 Jun, 2025, 11:23 am
@skulI Ill save if for later then, I want to make a meal for Us not just you guys! I'll put it in the fridge. (No you wouldnt.)
04 Jun, 2025, 12:26 pm
So, you're gonna eat an unhealthy meal LIKE ALWAYS. This is why you can't fit through the door anymore. Take the salad, I'm only looking out for you. (Wanna test that?) @Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 1:33 pm
wht te autim
04 Jun, 2025, 3:39 pm
@skulI Who are you to say what I do and do not eat?, I eat healthy, i have my fair share of protiens, vegetables, pills, supplements, crack, dairy, water, and grains (Usually I'd say yes but I don't actually feel like it right now since you called me fat. I'm not fat I'm muscley and masculine.)
04 Jun, 2025, 3:50 pm
Well, just look at you! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you're not healthy. No offense but I think you're lying, there's no way you eat healthy. (I saw you sneak crack in there....)
04 Jun, 2025, 3:50 pm
@Lycan
04 Jun, 2025, 4:05 pm
@skulI Not lying, I'm not fat though, only extremely addicted to crack and painkillers. (You caught me! What're you gonna do about it?)
04 Jun, 2025, 4:53 pm
@Lycan I dont believe that. Anyway, we're getting off topic, bud. Go and prepare food for us. Take the salad, if you're not going to eat it now, at least put it in the fridge for later. (i will call the police)
05 Jun, 2025, 6:17 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 6:19 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 6:20 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 6:21 am
@meowpee DO U WANNA RR? Im bored :broken_heart:
05 Jun, 2025, 6:21 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 6:22 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 7:56 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 7:57 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 7:57 am
you
05 Jun, 2025, 7:59 am
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05 Jun, 2025, 8:02 am
@meowpee IN A BIT. Im sketching.......