drooling over venus ngl..

hear me out on Venus :drooling_face:

@_duvet_ valid

dont go after him unless you like being called pipsqueak btw..

mercury lowkey a hmo now tho

sighs.. 4.5 billion year age gsp.. sobs

znyways headcanon time!! mercury for 1

Mercury often wears chunky clothes or does his hair wildly in order to seem bigger than he actually is, Venus's words actually get to him and now he seems as if he stress eats in order to gain weight. He has a really high metabolism and also suffers from pica due to not having a concept of what actual food is since his transport to Earth.

for venus:

He goes by she/him pronouns. She envies Earth heavily, wishing she could have been born as him instead. This leads to him often bullying Mercury for his size while also struggling severely with eating herself. He often lounges around and eats, later noticing his stomach is starting to grow due to food intake. He panicked and seemed to purge food after his eating spirals into chaos. None of the planets have any further concept of food.

Earth seemed to struggle the most with the transition, his condition seemed to worsen with every step he took. The mortal body he was given could barely handle the sheer amount of pain he feels daily. He struggle to walk and this often is accommodated with a wheelchair.

Mars began to experience genuine stress for the first time after the revolution, hell, not even card games could help. The transition made his life hell. Earth, Phobos, Deimos, and Venus seem to be the only distraction. He hides his emotional pain with a smile that could fool Jupiter.

in short: everyone is mentally ill!!!

ur art makes me foam at the mouth i fear /***

WH?? WHY IS P0S

colors is evil.

@godhatesacoward will you watch solarballs with
me!! i ask in propaganda speech

@MOEoverload
yes of cour!!! explodes

@godhatesacoward grabs you??? its on youtube