me

@pal-bro yew

dude are u online :pray:

@pal-bro yep

ok hi!! so i tried out an online pesterchum thing today and it was pretty cool ig :P

@pal-bro ee!! wish i coul tgh

*tbh

new alter srru

:P bleh. im mostly wanting to.talk to u bcuz my melotonin wore off :(

oh cool

@pal-bro yeah melagonim never helpz

load

it helps me 99.99999999% of the time

loag

@pal-bro not me :/ btw look at my switch userm thats the new alger

makes sense you dirk simping drunk

@pal-bro hey :( i'n not a drumk

ik bro you do get drunk.sometimes though

@pal-bro ok fair r.. a

@pal-bro mayb i am a druk

uh

@pal-bro Aughh idel anymor

dude i just remembered smth honestly both weird and funny

@pal-bro wgat is it

uhm i'll tag you in a random post its like honestly smth i would take to the grave if i wasn't bored

@pal-bro aight met

@Davesprite2-birdboy- nvm i can't find a dead post

@pal-bro rigp

loaded

loag

heheh
rigp

rigb

rigby

@pal-bro dewd i will find the maker of some... pzrticular jane x caliorn art and kqll em

@pal-bro ehe regular show

eridandni when

@pal-bro 2day ig

@sweetNspice omg... I.. I.. watched con air

@pal-bro WAIT HIS SHADES R SO UNEVEN- :sob:

@sweetNspice
howw far are ya?

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- im on act 4 i think :d also i met one troll!! dunno who he is tho
and john is looking snazzy with his suit on :sunglasses:

@sweetNspice yes he is!!
troll's horn shape?

+ im sorry we havent talked in awhile i was kinda busy with stuff T-T on top of that im gonna sleep right now since its kinda l8 :^ ill try to talk 2 u tomorrow !!!

@sweetNspice kk! gn!

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- uhhh idk but he's purple likw he has purple accents to him :angel: i cant check rn

@sweetNspice #Gamzee!

@wiggleMeow 2ho was it...

it was gamzeeeee :d

@wiggleMeow yippee !!
he's js a dude i love him

ykw theres no hs character i hate

@Fluttershybutterfly so far i love allll of them theyre so sill :3

silly*

@wiggleMeow Terezi is me,fr.... she eats nonfood items! i also used to use leetspeak (her typing quirk) as a kid :3

i love leetspeak its so kewll

@wiggleMeow yess

GUESS WHAT
okay so in whatsapp i have my name as gardenGnostic bc im a jade kin and my dad in our family group chat just said 'Ok, gardenGnostic' to something i texted :muscle:

win!!!!

@wiggleMeow my brother Understands when i'm fronting, instead of calling me Calliope, calls me Callie!

callie like. splatoon :yum:

thats so nice man your brothr sounds v understanding
ive been suspecting that i might have npd but my siblings would just call me craycray

@wiggleMeow omg i js noticed tht !!

@wiggleMeow like my mom and dad said i was faking aUtism...

if only getting diagnosed was so easy :sob:

@wiggleMeow yep. My aUnt got me to the psychiatrist, where i was also diagnosed with my depression and borderline personality disorder.

hey,, are you doing alright? your status and switch name is concerning me :(

you don't have to say what's going on, just a yes or no is fine ^_^ /

@wiggleMeow im not ok

im useless my father said so

oh nononoo, nobody is useless !!! Just because one person said one thing does not mean it defines you!,,! because you define yourself,, and external definitions are invalid definitions :<

@wiggleMeow how
i'm terrible. everything i do causes a destruction of something

it's like when it rains, there are people who dislike the rain. but the flowers bloom :D
when it floods somewhere, it affects some people, but the animals strive and enjoy the water while they can!
when people think good things always turn bad, there's always an opposite. im basically saying, not everything you do is inherently bad. yes, there are consequences to what we do wrong. but that doesn't mean you never do anything good. everyone is able to do something good, and that includes you. you can do it, you can persevere!!!

@wiggleMeow
ily/p

aww ily2 :3 /p i hope youre ok now !!!

@wiggleMeow i am

dewd im readng homestuc, right now and so far karkat is literally a davejade shipper... #Yes #Win

@wiggleMeow he is the gay friend shipping his straight friends ik it

LMAО that sounds so accurate

i kinda got carried away last night and read all of the fanfics with the jade/dave tag

:boom:

@wiggleMeow oh boy... theres this wweird set of ao3 fics called 'homestuffed'.. read them
so anyway- ship opinions?
i like erisol A LOT

to be honest homestuffed just sounds like vоre :sob: i also came across eridan vоre and the description was like really weird.

heh.. guess what im gonna say my favorite ship is

@wiggleMeow DAVEJADE !!
also its not vore..
tell me zbt the eridan vore >:D

i DID not read it. im scared of reading like weird fеtish stuff. oh i also came across a bro/dave/sis!reader thing and the description was weird for that too.

@wiggleMeow im used to f3tish stuff sadly :/ but what was the dec :?

/nf

*desc

howd you guess it right :scream:!!!!!! dude i actually friggin love davejade with my life i have a tv girl/davejade theme on my phone and i have it as my whatsapp pfp

+ there was this really good like REALLY good davejade fic that actually made me cry i am not kidding its so good

i can try to find the fic again

@wiggleMeow davejade is us/p

if they were /p

eoo yeahhh!!! :DD
also came across dave/jade/karkat and i might be warming up to that ship :angel:

@wiggleMeow its nice <3
i LOVE polyships sm

im not a polyshipper like at all but maybe that'll change for that ship.. :boom:

@wiggleMeow ikr??
Karkat being the 'idgaf' on dates (he's there to hang out w dave)

i saw this davejadekat fanart once and they were playing with lps dolls it was so cute TT

@wiggleMeow THEY WOULLDDD

jade was like 'omg papa squeee!!'
dave was like 'papa's back'
and then karkat was like yelling i forgot what he said but he was playing with them :pensive: dewd honestly need a davejadekat in my life

@wiggleMeow I GOTCHU
EQUESTRIASTUCK OR NOT

oh hekk yea...

@wiggleMeow equestriastuck or not??? >:33

yes :3

@wiggleMeow Omg great idea !!
at Pinkie's Party!!

YAY PINKIE PIE

gud idea

@wiggleMeow ur a pinkie kinnie
ur shipping them
IDEA

wait can you clarify/elaborate /genq

@wiggleMeow so i finished it, jade's in the back laughing, while pinkie js pushed Karkat into Dave (Jade was walking over to them)

OHHH like a crossover
actually that sounds sososo cute >:3

i went to an arcade and got a worm on a string AND an applejack plush :3

@_xochitl i'm workin on a tempest shadow plush :3

i have the mlp movie soundtrack cd :3

@_xochitl lucky !!!

i watched it with my family when it came out,, all of the songs are SO GOOD

@_xochitl YESS
I LOVE OPEN UP YOUR EYES
I WISH TEMPEST GOT MORE SINGING PARTS HER VOICE IS SO GOOD