u can adopt me if u want!
keep:
@Mayor_Wiggles
#adopt
#adoptingmayorwiggles
things to know before adopting:
1. Give Cookies, no question.
2. **Never** Let The Popo in.
3. Ignore if child appears possessed, probably is, never speak of it.
Parent Info: Fun Loving, Eccentric, Friendly, Unlimited Cookies, Loves Children, Spoils Kid
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Comments
28 May, 2025, 5:20 pm
hi
28 May, 2025, 5:29 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Baxter: Hi there little one.... wait... MAY?!
28 May, 2025, 5:31 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
hehe dats :sparkles: me :sparkles:
28 May, 2025, 5:33 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*Baxter facepalms from her silliness, still somewhat amused*
28 May, 2025, 5:34 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
miss me?
28 May, 2025, 5:35 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Life hasn't been the same Kiddo
28 May, 2025, 5:36 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
teehee. anyway.....im going to go commit arson! wanna come?
28 May, 2025, 5:39 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
ummm let's stick with spray painting a train...
( #SubwaySurfers lol)
28 May, 2025, 5:40 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
awwww otayyyy
28 May, 2025, 5:43 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*Baxter winks at her then reaches into his pocket to pull out a lighter, purposely dropping it*
28 May, 2025, 5:45 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ooo hehe *picks it up*
28 May, 2025, 5:46 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*Baxter grabs a gas canister*
Where to?
28 May, 2025, 5:47 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ssoooo deres dis boy in my class...
28 May, 2025, 5:49 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Describe him.
28 May, 2025, 5:50 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
uhh he short (i call him shortcake lol) uh he rlly ugly and looks like a wet rat!
28 May, 2025, 5:51 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Is he by chance only black-and-white
28 May, 2025, 5:52 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
maaaaybeeeee
28 May, 2025, 5:53 pm
Is it Steamboat Willie Mickey?
28 May, 2025, 6:10 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
mayyyyyybeeeeee
28 May, 2025, 6:21 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Just tell me.
28 May, 2025, 6:22 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ok, yes it is him
28 May, 2025, 6:24 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
...
28 May, 2025, 6:24 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
sooooooo....can we go now?
28 May, 2025, 6:27 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
I already blew up his steamboat a year ago... his insurance permanently expired in 1928
28 May, 2025, 6:28 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
oooohhh ur a professional
28 May, 2025, 6:57 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Yep *a dark red glint forms in his eye as his teeth grow sharp*
28 May, 2025, 6:59 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ooo AND a madman! the whole deal!
28 May, 2025, 7:04 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*his transformation continues as his gloved fingers become more sharp and claw like, and (ahem #FamilyFriendly) red kool-aid leaks from his eyes*
28 May, 2025, 7:05 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ooooohh pretty!
28 May, 2025, 7:10 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*he then hovers in the air, a scary and violent aura surrounds him... this isn't your adopting bestie Baxter... this is his violent and demonic EXE type counterpart: Baxter_666.EXE*
28 May, 2025, 7:10 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
ooooo yay, i like dis one!
28 May, 2025, 7:21 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*The OG Baxter arrives and banishes Baxter_666.EXE back to H-E double sippy straws*
28 May, 2025, 7:22 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
awww
28 May, 2025, 7:24 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Baxter: Never trust that guy! Ok?
28 May, 2025, 7:24 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
awwww. he seemed nice!
28 May, 2025, 7:26 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
He would have K*lled You!!!
Never Trust Demonic Baxter
28 May, 2025, 7:28 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
he was cute- uh i mean-
28 May, 2025, 7:32 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
I'll show you cute! *he summons Lil' Bax*
LB: HAI!!!
28 May, 2025, 7:33 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
oh my goodness hes so cute!!!!
28 May, 2025, 7:38 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
IKR
28 May, 2025, 7:40 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
i didn't know he could get cuter!!!
31 May, 2025, 8:41 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*Gives May more ċððķìèš*
31 May, 2025, 8:43 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
yaassss!!!! im gonna get diabetessssss!!!!!
31 May, 2025, 8:44 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Diabeetus? (old meme)
31 May, 2025, 8:46 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
lol. yep
31 May, 2025, 8:47 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
*hugs her*
31 May, 2025, 8:48 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
:D hugsssss
31 May, 2025, 8:53 pm
@Mayor_Wiggles
Yay Huggles!!!
31 May, 2025, 8:55 pm
@SteamboatBaxterTADC
huggiesssssss