This is Dylan's post. I'm his enstranged Uncle posting. This. It took me not long to figure out the controls to this system :joy: He died. That's why I'm posting this and not attending his funeral right now :joy:

DYLAN NOOO DONT DIE

d/d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-dd-d--dylan... please... remember all the weezy times we had together??? i--i--i-i cant lose you...

dylans uncle,, p-p-p-p-please,... tell dylan i love hm... even if he ded...

@star-the-ghost From beyond the grave, Dylan speaks to me...*mysterious music begins to play and intensify*
He says he's...Sorry.

d-d-dylan.. no!!

wh-why i-s..... is.... ever--everone ,,,,, dyeing,,,

DILLY NOOOOOOOOO (dilly is his new name.) DILLY LEASE DNT DO THIS

d-d-d-d-dilul... heh.. fine then! i might as well just jump... *sniff, hugs myself as i curl up into a ball.*
*i stare at the sunset, bouncing off the bridge.*
GUDBYE WURLD,,

@star-the-ghost *eyes turn red* ŇØ! ŸØŰ CĂŇȚ ČĦAŇĞĚ WĦĂŤ İŠ ĂŁŘĘĂП ÐØŇË :imp:

IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

I CANT STOP GIGGLIG THIS IS SO STUOID

ĻÉĀVË MĘ ÅŁØÑĒ... ȚÕ ÐÌĚ!!!!!

IM CRYTNT IM CYTITN AT THESE COMMNT

@star-the-ghost *I sit down in the midst of all the destruction. I sigh, coming to realize all that had happened.*
Death is inevitable, I suppose it's our own choice to... *sniffle*... make a difference.

@N0Way noway, dont cry. we'll meet again, dont know where, dont know when, but i know we'll meet again some sunny day!! remember? that's what i sang to you when you were a wee lad...

@maladroit_ suddenly, angel wings pop out of my back. (since i was dead.)
at leas.... we'll be tugether in he van.,. cries.

@star-the-ghost
IM CRYIIIGNNFN HE>P M

woah certified unc on cl ??? :pray:

@Chiefalicious I do not know what the phrase... "Unc" means?... :joy: I am just an Uncle.

wat??? :sob: why?!??!?!

there 910 pickles in my аss

@maladroit_

unc means uncle :joy_cat:

@N0Way i just said... dont CRY... yet you continued to cry... ďøñť ðïśôbëÿ ķýłé.... OR ELSE... :imp:

@Lycan
same lwk

@star-the-ghost
im bawling im crying

@N0Way ik im pretendig to be an unc that doesnt kniw what unc means :broken_heart:

@N0Way ZLRIGHT THATS IT YOU'RE GOING TO THE ABYSS. (heh... hollow knight reference??)

@maladroit_
brother im playing along :broken_heart:

@Lycan rookie numbers. i have 5 million :stuck_out_tongue:

@N0Way HEP ME IM STUPIF

:joy: way back when i was just a little bitty boy living in a box in the corner of the ******** of the house half a block dwn the street from jerrys bait shop, you know the place, well anyways back then life was swell and everything was just PEACHY!! except ofcourse for the undiniable fact that every single morining, my mother would make me a big old bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. DAAAAW BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!!! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!!! it was driving me crazy!!

@star-the-ghost

its time to soar!!! waaaah

@maladroit_
IM ***** :broken_heart:

@Lycan Put the pickles back... :disappointed: You know how grandma feels when you do that to her expensive pickles!

@Chiefalicious
the fact i understood this

LOAD OR ELSE

@N0Way it is, in fact, NOT TIME TO SOAR. go to your room, you're grounded!!!

who wants free pinkeye

i said to my mom, i said "hey mom! whats up with all the sauerkraut?!" and my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and she leaned down right next to me and said
"ITS GOOD FOR YOOOUUU"
and then she tied me ro the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut intil i was 26 1/2 years old !! :joy:

@star-the-ghost
LET ME SOAR MAUUUUMM I HAVE MY OWN LIEEEFF :broken_heart:

MAKE THIS MY MOST LIKED PAINTING AND I WONT DIE.

COLORS LIVE LOAD NOW. dont disobey daddy kyle

@N0Way BRAH NO I SAID GO T YOUR ROOM
also can i have the pinkeye. actually no i want ourple eye

@maladroit_ okay... :(

@star-the-ghost
makes my eye puepl e and we touch eyeball tips

guys mephone 4 x charger,,, heh ,, you see what im getting at ??? gris,, well,,,,, papa noway will tell you the story al: about how my life turned upside down :joy_cat:

@N0Way "thanks." i say as my eyes turn purple.
"ayo, why he ourple :joy:" a random kid says, causing me to turn into my alpha demon form

liking immediately!!

@Lycan Okay, you can keep those pickles. I'm sure grandma won't notice :joy:

No!!!! whos gonna rub lotion on my feet????!!!!!!

@maladroit_ yay. pickle hole time!

@star-the-ghost
my eyes tuns yellow like a minion (who beats his son) b3cause i have jaundice

What is this comment section, lol

-Ezra

HELP ME WHY IS THIS SO HIGH UP ON TRENDING

#coquette

GOLD STAR LETS GO BRO

loa