Can i be shelly and connie?

@Niko_ozzie
Sure!

can i be yatta, perchance?

@_-KARKAT612-_
Yes you may.

tyty!

can i be shrimpo/shrimp alfredo

@drawing_-gentlemen
Sure

SHRIMPO: I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!

I CALL COSMO AND EGGSON

can i be dandy? :3

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034
Sure!

@-Courtney-

yay! :sparkles:

@Alex_034
shrimpo: I HATE YOU!!!!!'''!

@drawing_-gentlemen

Dandy: *sigh* hi, shrimpo.

@Alex_034
Shrimpo: *pulls out shotgun* I HATE GAY MEN!!!!!!!

@drawing_-gentlemen

Dandy: *unfazed* you just hate everything, don't you?

@Alex_034
shrimpo: *shoots dandy with shotgun*

@Alex_034 @drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Niko_ozzie
Vee: Shrimpo you're gay too. *is literally a lesbian*

Yatta: Erm.. wth???

@_-KARKAT612-_

shrimpO: I HATE PINATAS *SHOOTS YATTA* SHRIMPO WINS!!!

@Niko_ozzie @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Alex_034 @drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: Wťf

@-Courtney-
ShrimpO: FORGOT ONE *SHOOTS VEE*

Yatta: Oww! Shrimpo!! I'm going to get the damn ankle-biter!!

Connie:Hey- what the heck?

@-Courtney-

Eggson: *Wandering-*

Cosmo: *Baking-*

@drawing_-gentlemen @-Courtney- @Niko_ozzie @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_

Dandy: *survives the gunshot*

Yatta: Dandy!!! Restrain him or something!

@Alex_034

Cosmo: "Cupcake coming in hot!" *Throws a heal 2 dandy*

Eggson: "Huh-" *Didnt take his m3ds-*

@Alex_034
ShrimpO: HOW I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE YOU LOOK LIKE A BOOT LEG TWO FACE

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @drawing_-gentlemen

Dandy: thanks! *calls twisted pebble over*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-

shrimpO: I HATE CAKES AND EGGS *SHOOTS COSMO*

@drawing_-gentlemen @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

Cosmo: *Falls and hits his head on the oven-*

Eggson: "Cosmo..?" *confused-*

Connie:(ascends / fades out)

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
shrimpO: I CQNT SHOOT THE *QUAKADOODLES* EGG BECAUSE I WILL D!E!

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @drawing_-gentlemen @Alex_034 @_-KARKAT612-_ @Niko_ozzie
Vee: STOP SHOOTN EVERYONE!

@Alex_034

shrimpO: *SHOOTS DANDY IN THE HEAD* JUST *QUAKADOODLES* D!ES

Yatta: FCCKK!!

@-Courtney-

shrimpO: I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!

@drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: *takes the gun and throws it out the window.*

@-Courtney- @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie @drawing_-gentlemen

Cosmo: *Dying-*

Eggson: *On his olde grand way-*

@-Courtney- @Alex_034 @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK-
ShrimpO: YOU DOOMED US ALL!!

shrimpos wall: *bulging*

shrimpO: RUUUUN

Yatta: W-what's going on?!

@drawing_-gentlemen @-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: Shoot *runs*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

???: *breaks threw the wall* come over here

Yatta: who.. are you?

Dandy: *not dead* pebble, get him. *starts chasing shrimpo as dandy covers the injury*

@-Courtney- @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie @drawing_-gentlemen

Cosmo: *Gone-*

Eggson: "Cosmo...???"

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: Wťaf

*Yatta, allured by the unknown person, walks over. Handler? Toon? or.. something else? she wondered.*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

???: hello eggson :D

Yatta: What is your name?.

@-S0RB3T_SHARK @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: It knows eggson?

Dandy: *watches as shrimpo gets eaten by twisted pebble*

@-Courtney- @drawing_-gentlemen @Niko_ozzie @Alex_034

Eggson: "Oh hello..!" *Happi!!!*

Cosmo: *Dead but going unnoticed-*

Yatta: Tell us. Who the hell are you!..

@Alex_034
shrimpo: RUN EVEN THO IM GETTING EATEN H-*gets eaten*

???: *CHEWING*

@drawing_-gentlemen

Dandy: ... :)

@Alex_034 @-Courtney- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK-

tpebl: whats that noise im eating but that chewing sounds like a man

Yatta: I... I'm scared. this is that damn sea-bug's fault.

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034
Shrimpo: VEE THREW MY SHOTGUN OUT OF HERE AND IM DED NOW SO N-

???: I NEED ICHORS

@Alex_034 @drawing_-gentlemen @-Courtney- @Niko_ozzie

Eggson: "Whys Cosmo against the oven..?"

Cosmo: *Still bleeding-*

Yatta:First, tell us your name.

@Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-Courtney-

???: OOH ICHOR

ME: *DRINKS COSMO ICHOR/BLOOD* oops look like i blew my cover

Yatta: DAMN YOU! Cosmo's dead because of you!!

@-Courtney- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034
ME: who pulled da trigger but IM GOING TO K!LL PEOPLE *SHOOTS LASER GUN*

Yatta: Dandy! Get Pebble. Get the most *dangerous* things we have. *She smirked, eyes narrowing.*

@Niko_ozzie @-Courtney- @drawing_-gentlemen @Alex_034

Cosmo: "YOU MESSED UP MY DAMN FROSTING!!" *Mad-*

Eggson: *Backs up in fear-*

@Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_

ME: *puts eggson in massage chair*

Yatta: *she scoffs and rolls her eyes.* Favoritism.

@drawing_-gentlemen @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie

Cosmo: "WHO THE F- SHOT ME." *Bad bc he just redid his frosting-*

Eggson: "Oh thank you..!" *Forgot 2 take his meds-*

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

ME: CORECTS anyway *pulls my son out of my hat* THIS MI SON

BABYCHIP: hewo :3

Yatta: So, What do I call you, and are you kind?

Dandy: *calls twisted pebble over*

@-Courtney- @Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_

babychip: *hugs yatta* yeah im the god of cuteness

Yatta: No, silly, your father! er.. mother? parental figure.

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

ME: IM A MAN!!!!!! yes im friendly just.......crazy WELP OFF TO GO WATCH WINNKE THE POOH FLR 5 HOURS *DISAPEARS*

Shrimpo: THIS IS WHY I SHOT U GUYS I HATE KIDS AND THE MAN WHATS HIS

ME: @drawing_-gentlemen

shrimpo: WHO CARES

ME: *DISAPEARS*

Yatta: That was.. um... Certainly.. something.

@-Courtney- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034

shrimpo: I NEED TO K!LL THE BABY

BABYCHIP: *being cute*

Yatta: *cutely dropkicks Shrimpo* no! we'll take care of him, i guess, if his father left him here..

@Niko_ozzie @Alex_034 @drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_

Cosmo: *Behind shrimpo and ends up bodyslamming him and almost snapping his neck-* "MY 2 CHILDREN WHO ARE 6 MONTHS AND 1 WEEK ARE TRYING TO SLEEP." *Mad-*

Eggson: *Fearful-*

Yatta: Cosmo you have kids?-

@

@Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-Courtney-

Shrimpo: *drop kicks babychip*

BABYCHIP: *cries*

ME: k!ll him

Yatta: *picks up babychip*

@_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen

Cosmo: "2.. and 3 more on the way.." *Tired-*

Eggson: *Asleep-*

Yatta: H-how??
(Do u hc Cosmo as trans? @-S0RB3T_SHARK-))

@-Courtney- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034

ME: K!LL DA SHRIMP

BABYCHIP: no.............lock him in his closet in front of caseoh

ME: GOOD IDEA CHIPPER YOU GUYS DO THAT

@_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
(Yas!!)

Cosmo: "Ask Sprout.." *Super moody-*

Eggson: *Asleep and hadnt took hes meds-*

(slayy!! trans cosmo all the way tbh)
Yatta: This turned out pretty okay.

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @_-KARKAT612-_

BABYCHIP: hey *wakes eggson up* sor you did not take urse medichine. plese take dem 3:

Yatta: Eggson wakey wakes!

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @-Courtney-

BABYCHIP: idea *shuves medicine in eggson mouth*

Yatta: You might make him choke?..

@-Courtney- @Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK-

BABYCHIP:............oh noes

BABYCHIP: WATER DATS IT *DUMPS WATER ON EGGSON HEAD* water goes on head right?

@drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK-
(looks like yall had fun)
Vee: What did I just witness?

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie @drawing_-gentlemen

Cosmo: *Abt 2 go into labor-* "Uh- Shoot..-" *Scared-*

Eggson: *Awake-* "Cosmo..? Did it happen.." *Grandpa!!*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: ...

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

Cosmo: "Uh uh uh.. This was not planned.." *Scared-*

Eggson: *Oblivous-*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: I'll call sprout. *she actually calls sprout*

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

Cosmo: "Hes n-not here hes on a long run.." *Panik*

Eggson: "Ive delivered a bunch of babies let me help.."

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: I don't even know anymore.

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

Cosmo: *Loud pained sounds.*

Eggson: "Vee go find a towel and a soft spot for them to lay."

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: Ok... *mass confusion*

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-
(Eggson has experience-)

Cosmo: *Struggling-*

Eggson: "Cosmo breathe please."

Yatta: You think *I* know what to do?! (gm yall)

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: I have done what was asked of me and wish to see no more so I'm leaveing If and when Sprout comes back I'll let him know whats happening.

@_-KARKAT612-_
(sorry I forgot to tag you.)

(don't worry :3 it's ok!)) Yatta: God dammit..

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: Come on Yatta I don't think you want to witness birth.

Yatta: I need to know how it works!!

@_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: *drags yatta out of the room.* I also don't think Cosmo wants you in the room.

Yatta: Fiine.

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_

Cosmo: *Yelling in sheer pain-*

Eggson: "Cmon Cosmo your doing good.."

Yatta: *bored asf*

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: I hope cosmo is ok.

Yatta: Yeah.. If he's not?

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

*Abt 1 hour and 45 minutes later.*

Cosmo: *Worn out from childbirth but has 2 little girls and 1 boy.*

Eggson: "He made it!" *Proud-*

Yatta: Can I see the minicakes?

Connie:Am back what happen..- (i was sleep last night :pensive:)

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Niko_ozzie
Vee: You should go get some rest Cosmo, you'r probably really tired. Sport should be back any second now.

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @_-KARKAT612-_
BABYCHIP: *WAKES UP* hi

shrimpo: *pulls out gun*

@drawing_-gentlemen Connie:Not this again..:/

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @-Courtney- @Niko_ozzie

shrimpo: IM GOING TO SHOOT THIS BABY!!!!!!!!!!

BABYCHIP: what??

@drawing_-gentlemen Connie:(smacks shrimpo) THATS AN INFANT, AM NOT EVEN SURE THAT LIVED FIVE MINUTES OF THEIR LIFE

@Niko_ozzie @-Courtney- @Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_

BABYCHIP: im thwee and the god of cuteness

@drawing_-gentlemen Connie:. . . Still not shooting an baby

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Niko_ozzie @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: Someone get this guy outa here!

@_-KARKAT612-_@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_@-Courtney- @Niko_ozzie
shrimpo: I WILL THEN *SHOOTS BABY CHIP*

BABYCHIP: owy *crying* not nice 3:

@drawing_-gentlemen Shelly:(picks up babychip)Shrimpo do you even know the first thing of child safety?!

@Niko_ozzie

shrimpo: SHOOTING IT >:(

BABYCHIP: *eating shrimp*

@drawing_-gentlemen @Niko_ozzie
Vee: *takes the gun again*

@drawing_-gentlemen Shelly:NO! Connie:I guess the child an shrimp eater now.

Yatta: Dandy!!! Shrimpo's shooting ppl again!-

@Alex_034
(dandy is needed!)

@Niko_ozzie @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

shrimpo: HES EATING SHRIMP

BABYCHIP: OOH SHRIMP!!!!!! *eats shrimpo* this..........does not taste right

@Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie @drawing_-gentlemen @-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: Oh lord.

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie

BABYCHIP: weres the big shrimp man?

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @drawing_-gentlemen @Niko_ozzie @Alex_034
Vee: I'm out. *Leaves*

Yatta: DANDYYYY-

@Niko_ozzie @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @Alex_034

BABYCHIP: *hugs vee*

BABYCHIP: :3

@drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: Oh hello there little one.

BABYCHIP: HI dont you have gameshow

Yatta: oh babychip.

@drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: I sure do.

Yatta: i'm in a circus.

@_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: Now get off of me.

Yatta: cmon! he's only 3!

@drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: And you point is?

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Niko_ozzie

BABYCHIP: ok *stops hugging vee* i wespect other peoples bounderings. but the sad thing is you dont have a brain

BABYCHIP: vwee?

@drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: In a way I do a way I don't it's complocated.

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen @Alex_034 @Niko_ozzie

Cosmo: "O-ok.." *Asleep alr-*

Eggson: *Still standing-*

@Niko_ozzie @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_

BABYCHIP: *SEES EGGSON* HEWWO MR EGG

Yatta: Goodness, kid, you really like Eggson, huh?

@Alex_034 @drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_
Vee: at least hes not clining to me.

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

BABYCHIP: My dad likes eggs

@drawing_-gentlemen @_-KARKAT612-_ @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

Cosmo: *Wakes up-* "Huh..?"

Eggson: "Hes awake you can visit now! Ecept for shrimpo."

Yatta: Oh.. emm..

yatta: how r u?

@-S0RB3T_SHARK-
Vee: Thats weird sprout should have come back.

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_

Cosmo: "I-its ok.." *Worn out.*

Eggson: "Its 2 girls and a boy." *Proud.*

Yatta: Sprout should be back by now, you're right..

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @Alex_034

BABYCHIP: HEWWOS!

Yatta: HOLY SHlT!-

@-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
Vee: He's probably just getting back. *She actually thins something bad happened but does not want to worry Cosmo*

Yatta: We should contact him..

@-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e- @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen

Cosmo: *Gets a text from Rodger that he d!ed-* "What..?"

Eggson: "Rodger.." *Goes 2 find his old man lover.*

@Alex_034 @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_
BABYCHIP: whas going ons?

@Niko_ozzie **-S0RB3T_SHARK- @_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen
(idk what to say lol so good morning friendos)

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK- @Alex_034

shrimpo: I HATE BABIES!

BABYCHIP: you hate shrimpo shrimpo

shrimpo: NO I DONT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!!!!!!!!

BABYCHIP:

Yatta: Shrimpo.

@_-KARKAT612-_ @drawing_-gentlemen @-Shad0w-M1lk-C00k1e-

Cosmo: *Greiving right after a stressful child birth.*

Eggson: *Missing-*

@_-KARKAT612-_ @-S0RB3T_SHARK-

shrimpo: I HATE YOU!

Yatta: Ik u do