and illl steal alll ur money

>:)

LOL

and ill force you to pay custody

>:)

@cd-seay nah i hope u have a miscarriage

^-^

u can't >:)

@cd-seay fym i cant LMAOO what does that even mean

:] nehehe

u can't >:)

^-^

ima make u pay custody!!!

LOLLLL smoke this kid

@cd-seay lol well i have no money so i cant pay for child custody or child services :joy: i dont want your crusty ahh baby

to bad >:)

^-^

@cd-seay yeah too bad youre gonna have to keep the baby awww uwu sorry pookie bear this babydaddy is leaving ur crusty ahh :broken_heart:

@pinkerton_ >:) ur baby ur problem

@cd-seay isnt it your pregnancy your problem uwuu!!!

eating ur baby from the womb rn

how is the larry art
u like it? HO :purple_heart:

/REF BYE

@deweymelon HELP???????

@pinkerton_
I I | I I
I I | I _

haha do u get it

@deweymelon no :broken_heart:

WAIT NO ITW

I .| I I
I I | I _

@deweymelon loss

its the loss comic

@pinkerton_ >:) wait till morrow

@deweymelon OHH HELP

@cd-seay o-omg i wonder what's g-g-g-gonna happen tomorrow..! >< :anguished: :persevere: :broken_heart: :ribbon: :cold_sweat:

@pinkerton_ minion mpreg

@deweymelon cd seay gonna look worse than minion mpreg this is gonna be a miserable 9 months :broken_heart:

@pinkerton_ what uhh larry pokemon mpreg???

im preggers too, golden cheese forgot to take it out!! :crying_cat_face:

:joy_cat: *

@deweymelon HELP MEEE CONGRATULATIONS BROO URGONNA BE A PARENT :joy_cat:

@pinkerton_ >:)

@pinkerton_ name ideas??? were thinking either patrick, rivers, matt or brian if its a boy, and if its a girl, galva, short for galvanized square steel :ribbon: (the ribbon emoji is part of the name)

@deweymelon for boys how about tomathy or travis or uhh. kanye west
and for girls , jonathan , roberta , mariah carey, or triangle

FIRE NAME WITH EMOJIS WHAT

@pinkerton_ TRIANGLE????

@deweymelon galva is such a beautiful n-name!!!!! :ribbon: :ribbon: :ribbon:

what about ▲

HELP YES TRIANGLE

or for a boy Logdropper9000

@deweymelon her full name will be galvanized square steel :ribbon: ▲

id be an ipad mom im sorry :broken_heart: bc how can i balance work and life with not showing my baby logdropper9000 low taper fade???

@deweymelon the mcdonalds play place in their era will just be a room with an ipad :ribbon:

ipad moms are SO underrated

:nail_care:

@pinkerton_ jk id be a PIRATED INTERNET 3DS MOM :purple_heart: teach my kids
#1 Piracy is OK!!!
#2 Deviantart mods SUCK and ill give u ice cream if u overthrow them
#3 larry x iono is WHAT U WANNA BE
#4 how to play cookie run kingdom like a pro

ill teach my kids*

did u die or get food

@deweymelon O-OMG!!!! :nail_care: :ribbon: YOURE GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT PARENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help i was typing exclamation marks

LOAD :purple_heart:

@pinkerton_ yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pt 2
#5 mpreg is GOATED
#6 dont listen to deviantart mods theyre brainwashing u so evade bans
#7 life is roblox
#8 weezer is our savior
#9 piracy is ok!! (again)
#10 larry pokemon x yn
#11 mrbeast feet

@deweymelon #8 IS AMAZING AND GOATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also punishments

cookie run hater: DISOWNED
weezer hater: DISOWNED
makes kïlling videos on tt for clout: DISOWNED
ben shapiro/andrew tate stan: DISOWNED
stayed up late: no cookie run toys :rage:
didnt get ready for school: no cookie run toys
larry x iono hater: CREMATED /j

@pinkerton_ ikr!!!
teach ur kiddo that too they need that for the outside world at 18

@deweymelon WHAT IF THEY LISTEN TO THE RENTALS INSTEAD OF WEEZER. :broken_heart:

ALSO YES im kidapping cd seays child and giving it a better life

@pinkerton_ CREMATED, and I get their crk/pokemon/spongebob toys

@pinkerton_ >:) we calling her caramel gazlized steel

@deweymelon YOURE GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!!!!!!

also im HOMESCHOOLING my kid bc they have no weezer class in public school

@cd-seay what a beautiful name :ribbon: can their middle name be kanye west

@deweymelon W OMG

math= NONE, only life skill math
english= cookie run lore
science= cooking like in breaking bad
history= history of gacha life
french= hatsube miku in french
spanish= brazil miku
art= art
music= weezer history+how to play weezer
tech= how to play cookie run+how to make miku songs
pe= just dance rasputin over and over

oh i got a name!!! eco-friendly wood venire (typo i think) or screws from rich aunty 2!!

home ec= wha
drama= recreate turkey tom
extracurricular activities: mpreg club, fanfic club, shrek club, pokemon club, crk club, student council

geography: yakkos world

@JustAHuman would u be the eco friendly wood veneer to my galvanized square steel?? /p

@deweymelon I NEED TOJOIM MPRG CLUB?????

@pinkerton_ >:)

@pinkerton_ would u join that school?

llllava chchchchicken

@cd-seay what do you think about my name suggestion :ribbon: :innocent:

@deweymelon yes :innocent:

@deweymelon YeS sIrReE
(don't think about it too hard lolz)

>:)

why is everyone drawing this girl pregnant :sob: