Why did the crab NOT cross the road?
It could only do the side walk!

Why do skeletons always play the xylophone?
They don't have organs!

What do cheetahs eat?
Nothing, they fast!

Why should you never eat a clock?
It's too time consuming!

How does a penguin build it's house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!

I have a joke about chemistry, but I doubt it'll get a reaction...
#joke #bad #badjoke #funny