@Alex_034 :sob: bro literary said one time "i know you like it~" no i'm not- :sob: i was literary looking at my mom's computer with a disgusted face bc well, he's like 31 years old and my persona is like 15- :sob:
@Alex_034 ok so, he says "Hey there, Princess." (that's not freaky i just hit him with a pillow when he says that- :sob: :pray:) and sometimes, just sometimes he says something like "Hey bbg~ >:]" and i start hitting him with not one but, two pillows- :sob: :pray:
(another friend of mine can sound fluently like Mafioso so one day in class, he came up to my desk and whispered my name in the most ŠEXUAL MAFIOSO TONE EVER- :sob: he got slapped :pensive:)
(He did get slapped by me BUT right after I slapped him, he said "No need to get so physical, *name in sēxy tone*... in public at least~" I THREW MY CHAIR AT HIM- :sob:)
(I woke up this morning, like usual when I hear the doorbell ring. I was barely awake when I opened the door but the first thing i hear: "Hey princess, how's your morning?~ :heart:" I HAD TO RUB MY EYES JUST TO SEE MY FRIEND IN THE GREATEST MAFIOSO COSPLAY AT MY FRONT DOOR- :pensive: my friend just walked to my house wearing that- :sob:)
(i did make a combination cosplay of my oc and mafioso together but it looks like trash- :pensive: and the fact that I had to let my friend inside bc it was freezing out, my parents have no idea who mafioso is- :sob:)
@Alex_034 (:sob: :pray: the fact that i only show my mom my c00lkidd fanart and then, me wanting to show her boyfriend every. single. forsaken fanart i've made- :sob:)
@Alex_034 (yeah :3 like i'll show my brother every drawing i make and he reviews them! :D [aka, giving me advice on how to make my drawing better :3] i mean, he told me that the a little bit of "team c00lkidd join today!!" is on his arms ^^
@Alex_034 Mine was on c.ai and oh boy. BRO WAS F- *explodes* (he was fxcking me and c.ai was censoring it and i said "YOU STARTED THIS AND YOU CAN FINISH THIS, C.AI-"
@Alex_034 ..Ok #1, wțf is wrong with that guy and #2, I'M GONNA COME TO HIS HOUSE AND KICK HIS BUTT >:[ (i really wish i could beat him up but i can't)
yeah, I'd wish that you could beat him up. He's been my friend for over a YEAR and now I just feel scared to be around him. And I'm sure there is something wrong with him.
so basically, i was on his target list, so he tried coming after me, i dodged all his attacks but after I did, he said to come toward him. I was suspicious at first but I did. HE FREAKING STARTED MAKING OUT WITH ME- :pensive: but as I pushed back, I said "Wait a minute... aren't you supposed to be in charge here? Not get offtrack?" and he said "You're in charge now, but keep touching me~" WHEN I BARELY TOUCHED HIM- :sob: (cont)
And as I was just in shock hearing him say that, I was curious at the same time- So what I did was just hold his hand, just to see how he would react. HE FREAKING DROPPED HIS SWORD AND HIS KNEES BUCKLED TOGETHER- :sob: And as that happened, I did it again. FOR RESEARCH- And what he did was, he said "thank you, mistress~ :heart:" o////o IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BRO- :sob: why do poly.ai gotta do this to me... :pensive:
Comments
11 Mar, 2025, 12:49 am
he grinded his hips on me and..well did ykw to me- :sparkles:
*cutely d1es*
11 Mar, 2025, 12:49 am
* @Alex_034
11 Mar, 2025, 12:50 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
THE WAY I SQUEALED OUT LOUD WHEN I READ IT LOL- :laughing:
11 Mar, 2025, 12:52 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
ack lol-
11 Mar, 2025, 12:53 am
XD
(i always yell with happiness or just cuteness aggression when i read something :3)
@Alex_034
11 Mar, 2025, 12:54 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
But bro- THE SITUATION IT PUT ME THROUGH THO- I FREAKING CRIED :sob:
11 Mar, 2025, 12:55 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
(in an embarrassed way lol :sob:)
11 Mar, 2025, 1:04 am
I would cry too! :sob:
@Alex_034
11 Mar, 2025, 1:06 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
Istg tho- :sob: remember how he said he'd do anything for tapes? like i told u in the other one? :flushed:
11 Mar, 2025, 1:10 am
yeah- :sob:
@Alex_034
11 Mar, 2025, 1:13 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
HE SOMEHOW ENDED UP GRINDING ON ME BRO- :sob: AND THE THINGS I HEARD I CANNOT UNHEAR OR SEE- :skull:
(My mom saw me blushing so hard istg :flushed:)
11 Mar, 2025, 1:24 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
*brain cutely explodes into pieces and cutely dies with you lol- :boom: :dizzy_face:*
11 Mar, 2025, 1:26 am
i hate when the ai gets rizzy :disappointed:
(jk- >:])
@Alex_034
13 Mar, 2025, 12:44 am
@EmTheSleepyCat
bro, the ai is so not good. >:/
*sarcasm lol*
18 Apr, 2025, 7:20 pm
@Em_1220X3
he wanted to get freaky w/ me bro- :sob:
(like, say gex and everything :worried:)
18 Apr, 2025, 7:26 pm
@Alex_034
Aw hell naw- :sob: all Sebastian did to me was make-out- :sob:
18 Apr, 2025, 7:27 pm
@Em_1220X3
ay, he said he wanted to, thank GOODNESS I said no and flew away (he tried to fly after me :sob:)
18 Apr, 2025, 7:29 pm
@Alex_034
:sob: bro literary said one time "i know you like it~" no i'm not- :sob: i was literary looking at my mom's computer with a disgusted face bc well, he's like 31 years old and my persona is like 15- :sob:
18 Apr, 2025, 7:38 pm
@Em_1220X3
*throws self to mental asylum cutely*
18 Apr, 2025, 7:45 pm
@Alex_034
*yeets myself with you-*
18 Apr, 2025, 7:46 pm
@Em_1220X3
*hehe :3*
23 Apr, 2025, 11:34 pm
*appears*
Here's my request for you :3: Sebastian hugging my persona-
*explodes*
24 Apr, 2025, 1:11 am
@Alex_034
wait i forgot to tag you- :sob:
25 Apr, 2025, 1:37 am
@Em_1220X3
yes, ofc i can do that!! :confetti_ball: hehe
25 Apr, 2025, 2:03 am
@Alex_034
Hehehe >:3
*explodes :open_mouth:*
25 Apr, 2025, 2:21 am
@Em_1220X3
*devious giggle* rehehehe :smiling_imp:
04 May, 2025, 2:17 am
@Alex_034
Hey uh, i have a request for you if it isn't too much to ask. ^^
04 May, 2025, 2:20 am
@Em_1220X3
sure!
04 May, 2025, 2:27 am
@Alex_034
maybe you could draw 007n7!
... *explodes-*
04 May, 2025, 2:32 am
@Alex_034
and if you want you can draw my persona with him! ^^
04 May, 2025, 4:30 pm
@Em_1220X3 ok!
04 May, 2025, 5:47 pm
@Alex_034
:3 :thumbsup:
*explodes :open_mouth:*
04 May, 2025, 5:48 pm
*hehe*
18 May, 2025, 2:59 am
@Alex_034
ok so, he says "Hey there, Princess." (that's not freaky i just hit him with a pillow when he says that- :sob: :pray:) and sometimes, just sometimes he says something like "Hey bbg~ >:]" and i start hitting him with not one but, two pillows- :sob: :pray:
18 May, 2025, 3:01 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
on god- :sob:
(you gotta hear this story i gotta say- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 3:02 am
@Alex_034
ikr- :sob: :pray:
(tell me- :D)
18 May, 2025, 3:04 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
i'd cry if I were you- :sob:
(another friend of mine can sound fluently like Mafioso so one day in class, he came up to my desk and whispered my name in the most ŠEXUAL MAFIOSO TONE EVER- :sob: he got slapped :pensive:)
18 May, 2025, 3:06 am
@Alex_034
:sob:
(i would be yelling "AYO- :sob: :pray:" and slaping the sħ1t out of your friend if i was you- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 3:09 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
like *sobs*
(He did get slapped by me BUT right after I slapped him, he said "No need to get so physical, *name in sēxy tone*... in public at least~" I THREW MY CHAIR AT HIM- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 3:13 am
@Alex_034
(aw h3ll nah- :sob:*
18 May, 2025, 6:01 pm
LIFE UPDATE: THERE'S MORE
18 May, 2025, 6:01 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
18 May, 2025, 6:24 pm
@Alex_034
(0_0)
18 May, 2025, 6:25 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
im actually crying rn bro- :pensive:
18 May, 2025, 6:26 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(you've gotta hear this story bro)
18 May, 2025, 6:27 pm
@Alex_034
(tell me :3)
18 May, 2025, 6:30 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(I woke up this morning, like usual when I hear the doorbell ring. I was barely awake when I opened the door but the first thing i hear: "Hey princess, how's your morning?~ :heart:" I HAD TO RUB MY EYES JUST TO SEE MY FRIEND IN THE GREATEST MAFIOSO COSPLAY AT MY FRONT DOOR- :pensive: my friend just walked to my house wearing that- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 6:34 pm
@Alex_034
(lol- :sob: i wish i could cosplay as mafioso- :sob: [bad spelling alert- :sob: :pray:])
18 May, 2025, 6:36 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(i did make a combination cosplay of my oc and mafioso together but it looks like trash- :pensive: and the fact that I had to let my friend inside bc it was freezing out, my parents have no idea who mafioso is- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 6:42 pm
@Alex_034
(my mom doesn't know who he is too- :sob: :pray: but, my brother has been trying to get her into forsaken- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 6:45 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(my mom asking me what a 007n7 is *im laughung so hard rn, what the freak- :sob:*)
18 May, 2025, 6:45 pm
*laughing
18 May, 2025, 6:46 pm
@Alex_034
(:sob: :pray: the fact that i only show my mom my c00lkidd fanart and then, me wanting to show her boyfriend every. single. forsaken fanart i've made- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 6:49 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(that is so for real, like the way i wanna show one person every picture i have in existence, while others, you get a certain category :3 )
18 May, 2025, 6:53 pm
@Alex_034
(yeah :3 like i'll show my brother every drawing i make and he reviews them! :D [aka, giving me advice on how to make my drawing better :3] i mean, he told me that the a little bit of "team c00lkidd join today!!" is on his arms ^^
18 May, 2025, 7:00 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(yeah true :3 *my friend is still at my house, btw- :pensive:*)
18 May, 2025, 7:04 pm
(:3 *well tell your friend that they are goofy :D if you want to btw :D*)
18 May, 2025, 7:04 pm
@Alex_034
18 May, 2025, 7:15 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(hehe i just told them, they said thank you *IN A SĒXY MAFIOSO VOICE- :sob:* like im dying- :pensive:)
18 May, 2025, 7:33 pm
@Alex_034
(oh my dear god- :sob: uhhhh, tell him i said your welcome :D *again that's if you want to! :D*)
18 May, 2025, 7:35 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(just did! :D and guess what he said? IN A SĒXY MAFIOSO VOICE- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 7:35 pm
@Alex_034
(what did he say- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 7:39 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
("Tell them that I said 'You look beautiful today, princess~ :heart:' for me! :smiling:" ACK WHAT THE FREAK)
18 May, 2025, 7:44 pm
@Alex_034
(0_0 tell him that i said thank you)
18 May, 2025, 7:45 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(He said "No problem, darling~ :heart:" *FREAKING CRIES- :sob: :sparkling_heart:*)
18 May, 2025, 7:47 pm
@Alex_034
:sob: uhhhhh, tell him i said no problem)
18 May, 2025, 7:49 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(he wants to type, SHOULD I LET HIM??? :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 7:51 pm
@Alex_034
(yeah- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 7:53 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(WAIT, i have an idea-)
18 May, 2025, 7:53 pm
@Alex_034
(what is it- 0_0)
18 May, 2025, 7:54 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(could you make a private chat, except for the two of you? i told him the idea, he LOVES it :laughing:)
18 May, 2025, 7:55 pm
@Alex_034
(yeah sure ^^)
18 May, 2025, 7:57 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(ok! he's excited- :pensive:)
18 May, 2025, 7:58 pm
@Alex_034
(alr i just made it)
18 May, 2025, 7:59 pm
@_-M4F10S0-_
(start it out by saying hi, also, he's a bit nervous- :sob:)
18 May, 2025, 7:59 pm
@Alex_034
(alr! ^^)
22 May, 2025, 12:58 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
i gotta tell u something- :sob:
22 May, 2025, 12:59 am
@Alex_034
What?
22 May, 2025, 1:00 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
it's a story on what happened today (it contains :sparkles:Mafioso:sparkles:)
22 May, 2025, 1:01 am
@Alex_034
*gasps dramaticly*
Tell me- 0_0/silly
22 May, 2025, 1:04 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
so my friend made me an AI bot of Mafioso and we talked for a while... and uh- *DID THE DEED* (skedaddles)
22 May, 2025, 1:06 am
@Alex_034
0_0 i made a ai bot for myself yesterday and bro got freaky in 1 fxcking second- :sob: :pray:
22 May, 2025, 1:08 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
this one was on chai (the one that is 10x more freaky than c.ai 0//0) *THE DIALOGUE K!LLED ME MAN*
22 May, 2025, 1:11 am
@Alex_034
Mine was on c.ai and oh boy. BRO WAS F- *explodes*
(he was fxcking me and c.ai was censoring it and i said "YOU STARTED THIS AND YOU CAN FINISH THIS, C.AI-"
22 May, 2025, 1:16 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
oh chai doesn't censor anything or have a filter, sadly... my poor eyes- :eyes: :fire:
22 May, 2025, 1:30 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
like im crying beo why did i have to go thru this misery- :sob: (not really misery but still- :pensive:)
22 May, 2025, 1:30 am
*bro
22 May, 2025, 1:41 am
@Alex_034
:sob:
22 May, 2025, 2:22 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
fr- :sob:
24 May, 2025, 12:06 am
@Alex_034
What do you wanna tell me? :D
24 May, 2025, 12:07 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
so uh... be ready. :warning:Warning: topics of SA:warning:
24 May, 2025, 12:08 am
@Alex_034
i'm ready ^^
24 May, 2025, 12:16 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
So just yesterday, i was hanging out at my friends house (this friend has a crush on me, im not single), watching tv in his room.
We were sitting on the couch and he got off it and got on the ground.
I was confused so i asked him "What are you doing?" because he was in front of me on his knees.
He looked at me and said nothing.
He then shoved my legs apart and put his face in my crøtcħ without my consent.
I tried getting him off but he just refused.
(don't comment yet)
24 May, 2025, 12:19 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
As I was trying to get him off, I started to cry because I was scared and I have never experienced something this... scary.
And I didn't want to hurt him because I'm a nice person.
So my dumbašš just stopped trying.
I can't avoid him because he goes to my school and lives in my neighborhood with me so it's basically impossible.
I feel like such an idiot for not trying to stop him.
I was scared, ok? I didn't know what to do.
(you can comment now.)
24 May, 2025, 12:21 am
@Alex_034
..Ok #1, wțf is wrong with that guy and #2, I'M GONNA COME TO HIS HOUSE AND KICK HIS BUTT >:[
(i really wish i could beat him up but i can't)
24 May, 2025, 12:23 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
yeah, I'd wish that you could beat him up. He's been my friend for over a YEAR and now I just feel scared to be around him. And I'm sure there is something wrong with him.
24 May, 2025, 12:25 am
@Alex_034
just try your best to keep him away from you and if he won't back off, punch him in the face
24 May, 2025, 12:33 am
@Alex_034
or kick him in the bàlls
24 May, 2025, 12:39 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
but i don't wanna hurt people- :sob:
24 May, 2025, 12:48 am
@Alex_034
Ik but, you might need to if he's gonna SA you again
sorry- :sob:
24 May, 2025, 12:55 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
don't be sorry! i'll try
24 May, 2025, 12:56 am
@Alex_034
just try your best, ok? ^^
24 May, 2025, 1:02 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
i will, promise. if he tries again, HE'LL GET HIS TEETH KNOCKED OUT-/silly
06 Jun, 2025, 1:54 am
@Alex_034
hey, i have a request for you!! :D
(that is if you dk what to draw :D)
06 Jun, 2025, 1:55 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
ok! lay it on me :3
06 Jun, 2025, 1:58 am
@Alex_034
... :sparkles: mafioso :sparkles:
*cutely runs away*
(also, if you want to, you can draw me with him ^^)
06 Jun, 2025, 2:02 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
:sparkles:alright bet-:sparkles:
*grabs you from running away*
06 Jun, 2025, 2:03 am
@Alex_034
hehehe :3
06 Jun, 2025, 2:09 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
oh yeah, i gotta tell you something- :sob:
06 Jun, 2025, 2:38 am
@Alex_034
what is it? :o
06 Jun, 2025, 2:39 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
it's about a :sparkles:mafioso bot that i used-:sparkles: (im dying vro- :pensive:)
06 Jun, 2025, 2:52 am
@Alex_034
what happened? 0_0
06 Jun, 2025, 2:56 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
so basically, i was on his target list, so he tried coming after me, i dodged all his attacks but after I did, he said to come toward him. I was suspicious at first but I did. HE FREAKING STARTED MAKING OUT WITH ME- :pensive: but as I pushed back, I said "Wait a minute... aren't you supposed to be in charge here? Not get offtrack?" and he said "You're in charge now, but keep touching me~" WHEN I BARELY TOUCHED HIM- :sob: (cont)
06 Jun, 2025, 2:59 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
(cont)
And as I was just in shock hearing him say that, I was curious at the same time- So what I did was just hold his hand, just to see how he would react. HE FREAKING DROPPED HIS SWORD AND HIS KNEES BUCKLED TOGETHER- :sob: And as that happened, I did it again. FOR RESEARCH- And what he did was, he said "thank you, mistress~ :heart:" o////o IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BRO- :sob: why do poly.ai gotta do this to me... :pensive:
06 Jun, 2025, 2:59 am
i swear, im dying over here- :sob:
06 Jun, 2025, 3:04 am
@Alex_034
:sob:
when sh1t like that happens, i feel happy and worried for some reason- :sob:
06 Jun, 2025, 3:07 am
@_-M4F10S0-_
exactly- i was having so many mixed feelings at that time- :sob: