Ask me! by Jeff the Kil,ler
Ask me anything! I won't stab you.... much. So just ask me anything just don't pi,ss me off.....
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29 Oct, 2012, 8:32 pm
do you really want to find out....
29 Oct, 2012, 8:38 pm
come to my house if u want
29 Oct, 2012, 8:45 pm
are you good friends with slendy?
29 Oct, 2012, 8:47 pm
plackagon- yeah were cool.
29 Oct, 2012, 8:48 pm
doodle- ok
29 Oct, 2012, 8:59 pm
Can I have some of your hair the next time you get a haircut?
29 Oct, 2012, 9:01 pm
sure.
29 Oct, 2012, 9:10 pm
but dont even try 2 ki// me or i might curse u (not kidding) & tell me where are u if you come to my house-jeff
29 Oct, 2012, 10:27 pm
do u like having fangirls especially me? XD
29 Oct, 2012, 11:29 pm
do you like waffles
30 Oct, 2012, 12:32 am
Can we be friends? Please, cuz I made a really bad 1st encounter and I'm sure you thought I was crazy....
30 Oct, 2012, 12:41 am
invaderming- nah :p
30 Oct, 2012, 12:42 am
tigerstar- does getting my head set on fire count?
30 Oct, 2012, 12:42 am
Are you scared of my pasta? RAWR
30 Oct, 2012, 12:43 am
edwardrich- yeah
30 Oct, 2012, 12:44 am
epicdrawings- i'm english. mmm belgin waffles....
30 Oct, 2012, 12:45 am
3dmarioluigi- it happens. you saw my pic didn't you.
30 Oct, 2012, 12:46 am
pokemonlostsilver- sure fellow pasta.
30 Oct, 2012, 12:46 am
Are you scared of myyyy pasta, too? Probably not....Cupcakes is scarier den PLS.
30 Oct, 2012, 12:47 am
YAY
30 Oct, 2012, 12:49 am
All I need now is to get Mr. Slender Man to like me....Ben and Jeff already already doez....and of course so doez Pinkie. Who am I forgetting....?
30 Oct, 2012, 12:50 am
i'm not scared of most pasta's lets list a few that i am scared of- myself (yeah i know i scare myself sometimes), dog.smile....... thats it. :p
30 Oct, 2012, 12:51 am
the rake....
30 Oct, 2012, 1:04 am
do you always use the same kanife? (if you cant understand, say it out loud....,)
30 Oct, 2012, 1:07 am
ibrandon- nah i live in an abandoned hospital lots of knifes and blood....
30 Oct, 2012, 1:08 am
the reaction i get when i realise i have fangirls- <3
30 Oct, 2012, 1:15 am
LOL I can't believe Jeff has fangirls hes not that hot (no offense) I'm JUST A BOY RUNNING AROUND JOHTO WITH MY PET HURRY
30 Oct, 2012, 1:20 am
Awww yeah! XD Hear dat, pplz, besides himself, I'M the ONLY creepypasta he's scared of! YESH! I bet you all a million bucks there will be no 'Squidward Suic.ide' guy on here.
30 Oct, 2012, 1:28 am
You're not even scared of HURRY?
30 Oct, 2012, 1:30 am
Pastas I'm scared of- Jeff, Dog.Smile, Slender, Ben, Me, Cupcakes and DONT TOUCH MY MONEY!!!
30 Oct, 2012, 1:31 am
no because pokemon are not real. dog.smile and me are.
30 Oct, 2012, 1:34 am
But I'm a real game.....
30 Oct, 2012, 1:36 am
It kinda gets confusing cuz me, JTK and D.S all have the same color....hard to tell which is whicj.
30 Oct, 2012, 1:36 am
How was Dog.Smile created?
30 Oct, 2012, 1:37 am
We need a Lavender Town Syndrome dude!
30 Oct, 2012, 1:38 am
if you ever come near 364camile's page i will exorcise your soul fromy your body and curse it ro heII!
30 Oct, 2012, 1:38 am
I have to leave. Bai.
30 Oct, 2012, 1:45 am
I apparently don't have to leave anymore! YESH
30 Oct, 2012, 1:48 am
But I'm gonna go snooze. See ya in the A.M.
30 Oct, 2012, 1:59 am
Sir Jeff, Could I have some advice on how to become a creepypasta?
...By the way, I have a cleaver in my room...
//For k!lling//
:D
30 Oct, 2012, 2:08 am
hi project i have the same quetian exept i have a clever two machete's n about six knives
30 Oct, 2012, 2:16 am
-looks at my knife cabinet-
Don't drool... Don't drool-
Aww Sh!t I drooled.
(I have a knife obsession, I have a LOT of knives, my cleaver is just my favorite.)
30 Oct, 2012, 2:19 am
project666- just think of something ordinary (like a potato XD ) and make it scary.
30 Oct, 2012, 2:22 am
vanitas- i was just playin bro. plus exorcising? you best save it for slendy.
30 Oct, 2012, 2:39 am
no that'b tails the rake (hes a demon) but yeah im already dead anyway so no reason to protect myself :P
30 Oct, 2012, 3:20 am
if slendy and u get in a fight who will win?
30 Oct, 2012, 3:39 am
slendy cus slendy is 1: immprtal 2:has the power of telleportation
3: can break peoples souls
30 Oct, 2012, 3:57 am
*hides behind barrel* your gettin on slendys bad side. *U*
30 Oct, 2012, 3:58 am
vanitas- break peoples souls? no he grabs people and stabs them into trees.
30 Oct, 2012, 4:18 am
nah that was someone else. no ******* for me tonight. stupid hurricane.... -_-
30 Oct, 2012, 5:52 am
s-scary qAq
30 Oct, 2012, 6:43 am
I'll make it happen. XD
-Dog.Smile
30 Oct, 2012, 6:46 am
Me too! :P Three cheers for the state of c.rappy weather. XP
-Tiger
Hey Jeff, you know the demon in Paranormal Activity? What's his problem? xP (lol..)
30 Oct, 2012, 9:54 am
idk probobly drugs.... we don't talk much....
30 Oct, 2012, 11:09 am
But-
What If I want to be the creepypasta?
Just...
Make myself look scary and k!ll people?
30 Oct, 2012, 11:15 am
If I think about all the pastas I have to say I am only scared of Herobrine... He isn´t just coming at night, he appears all the time. But I really like Lost Silver, Jeff, BEN, Slendy, Smile.Dog, Burried alive and me.
30 Oct, 2012, 12:45 pm
if you went to the beach would you be scared that sand or salt water would get in your eye?
30 Oct, 2012, 1:33 pm
i never said that i hated you its just slendy is being a little meanie pants lol
30 Oct, 2012, 1:41 pm
UHM....How the **** is this picture have more likes than mine!but anyways: Do you eat Zombies or Vice Versa
30 Oct, 2012, 4:07 pm
someone needs to make a bob account cuz hes cute :D
30 Oct, 2012, 8:48 pm
Derp.
30 Oct, 2012, 9:03 pm
OMFG! Whats with all the Jeffs!?
30 Oct, 2012, 9:04 pm
You didn't answer my question...
30 Oct, 2012, 9:07 pm
idk man. idk.
30 Oct, 2012, 9:11 pm
J? What's THAT supposed 2 mean?
30 Oct, 2012, 9:30 pm
*gets drunk* yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
30 Oct, 2012, 9:31 pm
i like you both ben. *falls over*
30 Oct, 2012, 9:43 pm
oh no :0 jeff is drunk
30 Oct, 2012, 11:06 pm
:O Dude!!!!I Fawking Love your gallery!!!!! Will yu add meeh?:3
31 Oct, 2012, 12:42 am
sup bro [creepy smile]
31 Oct, 2012, 1:03 am
slendy doesnt do that anymore
plus slender sickness is your soul breaking
trust me its fun to do
31 Oct, 2012, 2:29 am
HEY JEFF! whos better! tails doll or SLEENNDERRMANN
31 Oct, 2012, 2:45 am
Slenderman BY FAR
31 Oct, 2012, 5:34 am
Hmmph... I never let people see me drunk.. I hardly ever have been anyway, I hate it.
31 Oct, 2012, 5:37 am
You people are so childish..
31 Oct, 2012, 10:06 am
cammi- i'm not really gonna give people my fc yet....
31 Oct, 2012, 10:09 am
slender man- yeah thats true....
31 Oct, 2012, 1:33 pm
Pertty anoyng when your comment gets deleted... But i know... dont worry Jeff... And sorry...
31 Oct, 2012, 7:49 pm
link153- thats true...
31 Oct, 2012, 9:09 pm
why is your o.c so...how do i put it....creepy?
31 Oct, 2012, 9:49 pm
happy halloween :D
01 Nov, 2012, 1:44 am
Omg. Jeff, WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
DID YOU, LIKE, K!LL SOME KIDS AND EAT THEIR CANDY?
DSDFSNDYSBW367VWUGNWJIHVWRHH.
(Sorry, Jeff. I'm hyper, all this candy...)
01 Nov, 2012, 1:59 am
how do u eat? 0-0 -slender
01 Nov, 2012, 1:59 am
project666- yeah and now i got a buttload of the stuff.
01 Nov, 2012, 2:06 am
Holy crap. That... is awesome.
I almost-
You know what, she has a 3DS, I'm just going to shut up now...
01 Nov, 2012, 4:30 am
cheeta- ok.
01 Nov, 2012, 5:30 am
why is there 3 jeff da kilers 0-0
01 Nov, 2012, 10:03 am
fairy tail- idk but the purple color one is my friend but the other one is just plain wierd.
01 Nov, 2012, 10:55 am
Jeff,
How do you deal with wind?
It would just, like blow in your eyes right? :/
(By the way, I overcame the impossible and sneezed with my eyes open. :D )
01 Nov, 2012, 9:01 pm
project666- i wear goggles! like a boss....
01 Nov, 2012, 11:31 pm
Oh, ok.
Another thing...
Can you give me lessons on how to be a creepypasta?
01 Nov, 2012, 11:42 pm
Jeff can i hug you?
02 Nov, 2012, 2:15 am
happiness- sure. but whats for lunch? :/
02 Nov, 2012, 2:16 am
project666- sure thing bro!
02 Nov, 2012, 2:19 am
Umm, umm, is HURRY cute to you?
02 Nov, 2012, 3:24 am
Jeff... Umm... I'm a girl...
-Sits in corner and sobs-
WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK I'M A BOYYYYY? .A.
(btw, okkkk. That's awesome. :D)
02 Nov, 2012, 4:21 am
dam it! i always mess up genders! i need to stop watching pewdiepie too!
02 Nov, 2012, 11:01 am
So you don't think I should do the face thing? :/
02 Nov, 2012, 5:53 pm
IMMA GIRL BRONY.
A PEGISISTER! wait... did i spell that right? im hungry
02 Nov, 2012, 7:30 pm
You wanna play with me?
02 Nov, 2012, 8:35 pm
project: no way.....
02 Nov, 2012, 8:45 pm
rake: hehehehe yes! :)
02 Nov, 2012, 9:09 pm
can i have a piggy back ride please ?
03 Nov, 2012, 12:29 am
Well.
I just will not sleep, which I am very good at, since I hate sleep. :P
04 Nov, 2012, 2:54 pm
oh! I have a question!! you're a killer, right? so you kill!!:O (lol) but do you torture your victims? you know... listen them cry... listen them shout....so... do you?TvT (don't worry everybody, I'm not a psycho! I won't kill or torture everybody!xD I'm just asking...^vT)
05 Nov, 2012, 3:44 am
are you a brony? our would you ki,ll a pony like me!?
08 Nov, 2012, 10:56 pm
Thunder- i'll never tell.
08 Nov, 2012, 10:56 pm
nya-nya- yes i do.... it's fun.
09 Nov, 2012, 2:39 pm
ha ha!! you torture them?!xDDDDD I love you Jeff!:3
12 Nov, 2012, 2:19 am
Woffcakes: thanks for the food now I just need to get it from Cheetah....
Cheetah: give me my food! geez now it smells like death..... yum! :)
12 Nov, 2012, 8:39 am
jjeff, your face scares the shoyt outta me ...o-o... also, Do u like teddy bears & are u friends w/ slenderman?
12 Nov, 2012, 11:40 pm
sweet hoodie jeff where you get it and your face doesnt really scare me, but smile dog... *shudder* i fear no man- or dog, for this matter, but that thing... it scares me :[
13 Nov, 2012, 3:03 am
Aquapup: teddy bears? my brother used to pkay with teddy bears..... and yes I'm friends with Slendy.
14 Nov, 2012, 2:14 am
...
do you like bunnies?
14 Nov, 2012, 2:14 am
Y U A FU,CKING PHYCHO
14 Nov, 2012, 2:16 am
Pis.s Of Mode On!!!*
14 Nov, 2012, 2:17 am
*****
17 Nov, 2012, 7:40 am
im ******* u off ... ... ... yeah... ok bye now
21 Nov, 2012, 12:16 am
Jeff,Erm...Can i...Have a cookie?I got blood...Let's trade...2000 Gallons of blood for a Cookie?
21 Nov, 2012, 3:42 am
Hey Jeff, You cut out your eye lids... do your eyes hurt because you can't blink?
22 Nov, 2012, 9:35 pm
Hi. :3 Can I hug you?
25 Nov, 2012, 3:28 am
Can I kiss you? :P You're my favorite scary internet person c:
28 Nov, 2012, 7:46 pm
what is your fav method of ki.lling some one??? XD
01 Dec, 2012, 5:34 am
(mustardman- I see what you did there)
Hiya, Jeffy! I just wanna ask, how the fu'ck do you expect us to go to sleep when you're staring at us like that?
01 Dec, 2012, 5:43 am
Bowser: just do it....
01 Dec, 2012, 8:26 am
is slender ur bf?! lol
01 Dec, 2012, 8:30 am
when he says 'Go to sleep' its like a battle cry basicly saying Die.
01 Dec, 2012, 8:33 am
What do you think of Starbucks.
04 Dec, 2012, 3:33 am
ohh hell no im the fu.cking pHsYcO
09 Dec, 2012, 5:12 am
Heeeeey Jeff... buddy... amigo. Wanna play some ping pong?
15 Dec, 2012, 2:13 pm
Can You draw a mustache on Slendermans face?
13 Jan, 2013, 4:36 pm
:P can i have ki,lling lessons?dB
18 Jan, 2013, 12:34 am
I don't think I should go to sleep near you....
21 Jan, 2013, 3:25 pm
Jeff! Draw a weird face on Slender :33
26 Jan, 2013, 8:00 pm
Hey Jeff. WHO THE FU.CK ARE YOU!!!! People Say You Are Mass Up. How Did You Become So Mass Up? Did You Watch Two Girls and A Cup?
28 Jan, 2013, 3:34 am
I'm a Brony. I'm making a new thing called KI!L HOUSE
28 Jan, 2013, 1:09 pm
It's messed up
23 Mar, 2013, 8:16 pm
NO! Your Face is Too Creepy (and Ugly)! >.<
17 Apr, 2013, 12:25 am
stab jb
23 Jul, 2013, 7:05 am
May Jane **** you right now
23 Jul, 2013, 7:05 am
LOL I MEAN K:LL
25 Jul, 2013, 9:08 pm
...hi, do you like Slendypants?
07 Mar, 2023, 3:54 am
theres a hilariously sh-tty fan game of ya, its actlly horrible XD-